The .org staff are lying to you! Click to read the truth!

[HopAlongBunny]

... 'HopAlongBunny' account which I suspect was created moments ago by the .org staff themselves! Don't be blinded by their attempts to discredit undeniable hard evidence.

Disclose the guide!

Shelter me
from the Powder and the Finger (Neil Young: Powderfinger)

[Gregoshi]

Hello Wakizashi-leaks and welcome to the Org. Just a suggestion - for the next page, could you use a highlighter instead of a black marker? The text would be so much more readable and informative.

- Gregoshi-wants-a-peak

[Phog_of_War]

Indeed. The redacted text is disturbing.

Great post by the way.

[Andres]

This is obviously fake, Wakizashi-lies.

There doesn't even exist an .Org staff, let alone that they have top secret documents. And our "Top Secret" stamp is green, not red.

It are all lies.

[Gregoshi]

It are all lies.

The cake is a lie.

[Marshall Louis-Nicolas Davout]

I find this hard to believe.

Please you should have been a hacker.

And you should provide links.

Links..

If they claim it is a lie,then do something about it.

You're no hacker.

This is fake.

[Krasturak]

The cake is a lie.

Gah! Krast knows Secret Truth: there is no cake.

Only head soup is Real Food.

[edyzmedieval]

Gah! Krast knows Secret Truth: there is no cake.

Only head soup is Real Food.

I believe we only serve sushi in this forum.

[HopAlongBunny]

This is obviously fake, Wakizashi-lies.

There doesn't even exist an .Org staff, ... our "Top Secret" stamp is green, not red.

It are all lies.

I see. The staff which does not exist has a stamp. /ponder

I'm a slow Bunny but there might be something in this after all

[Marshall Louis-Nicolas Davout]

There could be.

[Marshall Louis-Nicolas Davout]

lol,what is this?

It does not say that ORG people want new players to be noobs.

there is a conspiracy underway to keep humble patrons in the dark whilst Staff members are trained in the darks arts of S2TW. Ultimately, they plan to become masters of the game, ruling the world of TW like feudal Japanese overlords.

I read the document,it does not support what you say.

[Andres]

I see. The staff which does not exist has a stamp. /ponder

Why would it be impossible for a non-existing entity to have possessions?

E.g. elves and Hobbits don't exist, but they do have fans and books written about them. There probably are Hobbit and elves foundations as well. Popeye doesn't exist, yet he has spinache. Pop-eye sounds like Pop-pie. A popular pie. Probably a spinache pie.

Are you one of the Wikizashi-lies conspirators, trying to take over the world using spinache pies?

[edyzmedieval]

I gotta admit, the photoshop is very well done.

[HopAlongBunny]

Are you one of the Wikizashi-lies conspirators, trying to take over the world using spinache pies?

Yummm! Spinach!!!

[Mithrandir]

Hello Wakizashi-leaks and welcome to the Org. Just a suggestion - for the next page, could you use a highlighter instead of a black marker? The text would be so much more readable and informative.

- Gregoshi-wants-a-peak

[Populus Romanus]

Why am I suspicious that this entire thing is a hoax perpetrated by the .Org staff for their own amusement?

[HopAlongBunny]

I'm going to take a stab at this.

As Papewaio noted the set ".org patrons" includes the set ".org staff"; the set ".org staff" does not exist but it has a green "Top Secret" stamp; again, following Papewaio, the document clearly comes from outside the forum, and today we have a visit from a Guest who is also a "Moderator" who quotes the "Moderator" Gregoshi

So Mithrandir must be the outside source, communicating through Gregoshiaka .org DeepThroat Therefore I am certain the solution is: The Maid in the Dining Room with the Letter Opener!

[edyzmedieval]

Vote: Gregoshi.

[Andres]

The red stamp is our winter stamp

[Gregoshi]

Vote: Gregoshi.

Thanks son. You are out of the will.

[frogbeastegg]

Therefore I am certain the solution is: The Maid in the Dining Room with the Letter Opener!

This is clearly false! Everyone knows it's always the butler who does it! Admit it - you're a plant, sent here to sow discord for your masters!

[Gregoshi]

This is clearly false! Everyone knows it's always the butler who does it! Admit it - you're a plant, sent here to sow discord for your masters!

Wrong again. It was the geisha in the Sake Den with a hairpin.