Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Concluded]

[Seon]

Don't listen to Byzantine knight! He's a dangerous lunatic!

[Bow-wow-wow]

•Jerry Seinfeld's PUFFY SHIRT (10% Bulletproof item) to Slin28
•Blitzen's TRAITOROUS ELF (FACTION SCANNING ITEM + 10% INVESTIGATORY) to myself
•The Black Beast's ANIMATOR (10% Retaliatory item) to Death is Yonder
•Itchy and Scratchy's CARTOON MALLET (10% Retaliatory item) to Grayblades
•El Gigante's OMEGA VIRUS SAMPLE (10% Retaliatory item) to Beskar
•Alfred Branagh's CUSTOM DESERT EAGLE (10% Retaliatory item) to Arpeggiatethis
•Killer Rabbit's KILLER RABBIT (10% Vigilante item) to Jolt

So I all the items to different people. If you could repay the favour, vote that item that I voted for myself and then we can all (or the 7 people I voted for) get an item.

Don't get too greedy there, vote that one item to me please.

[ByzantineKnight]

Just wondering because it was a huge towering figure that killed me. So you are calling me anti-evil? Nope.I am as evil as it gets. :P

The important thing to note in that kill is the type of combat the massive figure used. A giant fireball is not exactly my forte, if you read my death you can see I am not only incredibly stupid but also totally reliant on physical attacks such as punching and crushing. Magiks don't work if you're too dumb to notice the difference between a friend shouting and an assassin shooting you ;)

If you really must know I investigated a scummy scum. Not that I was able to complete my actions due to my untimely death...

EDIT:

And of course you're Evil... It said so when you died...

Don't listen to Byzantine knight! He's a dangerous lunatic!

You're just mad cuz I weigh more than you

[Kagemusha]

The important thing to note in that kill is the type of combat the massive figure used. A giant fireball is not exactly my forte, if you read my death you can see I am not only incredibly stupid but also totally reliant on physical attacks such as punching and crushing. Magiks don't work if you're too dumb to notice the difference between a friend shouting and an assassin shooting you ;)

If you really must know I investigated a scummy scum. Not that I was able to complete my actions due to my untimely death...

EDIT:



You're just mad cuz I weigh more than you

But im two instead of one, so double the fun. Not that i was accusing you off anything. ;)

[Bow-wow-wow]

BAD Bow-wow-wow. Spread the votes a little. I don't care if you lynch her but see if you can get other people flinching. The more people we have sweating it out near the end of the round the more information we have late game to analyze.

Yeah but I'm voting for the person I think it is. I'm not going to go around voting for completely random people to get them scared. At the end of the day, one person gets lynched and I want that to be the person who I think is mafia, or anti-mafia I guess. (the evil ones or I guess the chaotic ones)

Basically the bad guys.

[shlin28]

•Jerry Seinfeld's PUFFY SHIRT (10% Bulletproof item) to Slin28
•Blitzen's TRAITOROUS ELF (FACTION SCANNING ITEM + 10% INVESTIGATORY) to myself
•The Black Beast's ANIMATOR (10% Retaliatory item) to Death is Yonder
•Itchy and Scratchy's CARTOON MALLET (10% Retaliatory item) to Grayblades
•El Gigante's OMEGA VIRUS SAMPLE (10% Retaliatory item) to Beskar
•Alfred Branagh's CUSTOM DESERT EAGLE (10% Retaliatory item) to Arpeggiatethis
•Killer Rabbit's KILLER RABBIT (10% Vigilante item) to Jolt

So I all the items to different people. If you could repay the favour, vote that item that I voted for myself and then we can all (or the 7 people I voted for) get an item.

Don't get too greedy there, vote that one item to me please.

Me likey this plan: Vote TRAITOROUS ELF to Bow-wow-wow

You may want to bold your votes by the way!

[shlin28]

Failed to understand a key part of the plan... *facepalm*

Vote: The Black Beast's ANIMATOR (10% Retaliatory item) to Death is Yonder
Vote: Itchy and Scratchy's CARTOON MALLET (10% Retaliatory item) to Grayblades
Vote: Gigante's OMEGA VIRUS SAMPLE (10% Retaliatory item) to Beskar
Vote: Alfred Branagh's CUSTOM DESERT EAGLE (10% Retaliatory item) to Arpeggiatethis
Vote: Killer Rabbit's KILLER RABBIT (10% Vigilante item) to Jolt

Edit: Removed the votes for myself + bow-wow-wow, as they are already posted.

[ByzantineKnight]

But im two instead of one, so double the fun. Not that i was accusing you off anything. ;)

Of course not ;) But when have I ever advocated vig killing? Every game I have ever been a part of I have been against it. Why would I change my mind now?

Plus,

You were Richard Baeur. But Umbrella men have done.... bad things. Terrible things. Now you here only cause pain, death, destruction. You want revenge. You find bad Umbrella men, you make them go crush. Squeeze out guts, mash in head, pull off legs.

You hate hear men talking. When group of people talk, it makes your head go mad. You make them all go away. Your ears are so strong... you hear insect clear across town. You must make noises stop. Make them all go squish. Make bad men go away. Make guts splat. If you last one standing, you did good. You make all bad men go away. If Umbrella men die, you do even better. More talky man you crush, better your score. Make head hurt less.

I make people go squishy by them

[Chaotix]

VOTE: ANIMATOR to Chaotix
VOTE: KILLER RABBIT to Chaotix

Bet: 2 credits on Renata

Anyone want to make a deal with the devil?

[Subotan]

Currently away from my lappy atm, so:

Vote: ANIMATOR for arpTHIS
Vote: CARTOON HAMMER for arpTHIS
Vote: OMEGA VIRUS SAMPLE for arpTHIS
Vote: CUSTOM DESERT EAGLE for arpTHIS

Also, 20 Credits on YLC

[ByzantineKnight]

Also, 20 Credits on YLC

And we have a winner folks!

[Red_Spy]

Vote: traitorous elf for myself
Vote: abstain on other items
Credits: 5 to choxorn

[ByzantineKnight]

Vote: traitorous elf for myself
Vote: abstain on other items
Credits: 5 to choxorn

You may want to bold all of that

[thefluffyone93]

Because everybody knows a boss would be a towering zombie giant with the ability to transform into something bigger.
Everybody knows that.

Bet 5: Chaotix
CUZ IMMA BOSS.

Also,
Vote: Traitorous Elf for myself

[mythmonster2]

Meh, I don't see anyone particularly trustworthy of the items, nor do I expect myself to be able to use any of them. Also, dead people talking makes me confused. As for the lynch... not quite sure yet.
Vote: Abstain

[Askthepizzaguy]

Do items stack, Pizza?

Items not only stack, they fuse together when used together, forming one item permanently.

[Bow-wow-wow]

Me likey this plan: Vote TRAITOROUS ELF to Bow-wow-wow

You may want to bold your votes by the way!

•Jerry Seinfeld's PUFFY SHIRT (10% Bulletproof item) to Slin28
•Blitzen's TRAITOROUS ELF (FACTION SCANNING ITEM + 10% INVESTIGATORY) to myself
•The Black Beast's ANIMATOR (10% Retaliatory item) to Death is Yonder
•Itchy and Scratchy's CARTOON MALLET (10% Retaliatory item) to Grayblades
•El Gigante's OMEGA VIRUS SAMPLE (10% Retaliatory item) to Beskar
•Alfred Branagh's CUSTOM DESERT EAGLE (10% Retaliatory item) to Arpeggiatethis
•Killer Rabbit's KILLER RABBIT (10% Vigilante item) to Jolt

Thank you I almost forgot.

[thefluffyone93]

All those retaliatory items...will fuse into......
A cartoony hammer 'n gun wielding mega zombeh?

[Askthepizzaguy]

•Jerry Seinfeld's PUFFY SHIRT (10% Bulletproof item) to Slin28
•Blitzen's TRAITOROUS ELF (FACTION SCANNING ITEM + 10% INVESTIGATORY) to myself
•The Black Beast's ANIMATOR (10% Retaliatory item) to Death is Yonder
•Itchy and Scratchy's CARTOON MALLET (10% Retaliatory item) to Grayblades
•El Gigante's OMEGA VIRUS SAMPLE (10% Retaliatory item) to Beskar
•Alfred Branagh's CUSTOM DESERT EAGLE (10% Retaliatory item) to Arpeggiatethis
•Killer Rabbit's KILLER RABBIT (10% Vigilante item) to Jolt

So I all the items to different people. If you could repay the favour, vote that item that I voted for myself and then we can all (or the 7 people I voted for) get an item.

Don't get too greedy there, vote that one item to me please.

Must be bold and blue to count.

And make it the right color blue.

[Beskar]

Only problem is that im dead.

I got you to reveal, my awesome plan worked!

fold; bet 1: Renata

[Major Robert Dump]

While everyone is busy giggly voting themselves items, I will point a few things out:

-Two dead members of Bizarro faction had different team alliances, evil and nuetral. This means that people within ones faction may not have your team alliance's best interests at heart

- After 1 day, the game lost 14% of its players, most of them town. Ouch

- 5 murders were committed, with only 1 of the murderers being caught. This means 4 are still on the loose, except...

- There were attempted murders that went unreported, such as the scumbag who tried to gank me. Also Ironside states he had 6 attempts (obvious freebie, low chance actions) on his life which brings me to my last point:

- Either Ironside is lying, or there are 6 people who know one another's identities (whether legally or otherwise) and they are coordinating attacks. 6 attacks on 1 guy is far too many for this to be mere coincidence

[ByzantineKnight]

...such as the scumbag who tried to gank me...

You play DotA!? :D

On topic, what I was saying was that 2 of those were probably vig kills

[Romanic]

So why are you all voting Renata?

Because of this? :

fold, bet: 5 credits on Captain Blackadder

Seon's too cool to die.

Bet 1 Credit on Renata. Connection between Renata and Seon?

No.

Stay away from my lady friend!

Fold; bet 10 credit on Kagescumusha

I'd be very surprised if Renata would write "Seon's too cool to die", while at the same time placing a vote that pushed CB ahead of Seon (CB 9, Seon 8 ...). It's too easy, I'd bet that there's no connection between Seon and Renata.

Dont forget your bets.Id put my money on Renata. Nice touch trying double bluff on me, but bad luck with Seon dying.

@Kage: Can you point to me what you are referring to as a double bluff?

[Chaotix]

Bet: 20 credits on Thefluffyone93

Vote all of those extra items to me and then the credits come back off.

[Zack]

Ugh, don't have the time or motivation to read 3 pages of posts right now.

[Seon]

Bet: 20 credits on Thefluffyone93

Vote all of those extra items to me and then the credits come back off.

Oh look. It doesn't take long for a McScum to start threatening that others vote items to him. Lynch my scumpal Renata today and my scumbuddy Chaotix tomorrow please.

[GamezRule]

bet: 5 credits on Renata Open to change if any new evidence against somebody else comes up.

vote: All items to myself

[a completely inoffensive name]

Bet: 5 credits on Renata But I would like to hear from her first before a bandwagon starts. I have a calculus midterm today, and a chem midterm on Monday. So my appearance will be spotty unless I decide to massively procrastinate.

[shlin28]

... can't people just work together like all evil people do?

Firstly, Subotan's 'KILL YLC' wager, I'm gonna assume for now that he is somehow on the right track (detective work I assume...or an outstanding attempt of bravado and/or foolishness), but why hasn't anyone else commented on this yet?

Secondly, do we really need to threaten each other with fricken' bets to get items? With great evil-ness comes great responsibility and we really can't be selfish here... co-operation would be much better!

With that in mind, Fold, Bet: 1 Credit on YLC, CHAO(S)TIX's attempt to use threats is simply too unvillain-like but right now there is a potentially slightly bigger fish to fry.

[Jolt]

•Jerry Seinfeld's PUFFY SHIRT (10% Bulletproof item) to Slin28
•Blitzen's TRAITOROUS ELF (FACTION SCANNING ITEM + 10% INVESTIGATORY) to myself
•The Black Beast's ANIMATOR (10% Retaliatory item) to Death is Yonder
•Itchy and Scratchy's CARTOON MALLET (10% Retaliatory item) to Grayblades
•El Gigante's OMEGA VIRUS SAMPLE (10% Retaliatory item) to Beskar
•Alfred Branagh's CUSTOM DESERT EAGLE (10% Retaliatory item) to Arpeggiatethis
•Killer Rabbit's KILLER RABBIT (10% Vigilante item) to Jolt

So I all the items to different people. If you could repay the favour, vote that item that I voted for myself and then we can all (or the 7 people I voted for) get an item.

Don't get too greedy there, vote that one item to me please.

You need to put the vote in blue, though.

Nevertheless I thank thee.

Unvote; Vote: Traitorous Elf for Bow-wow-wow
EDIT: Also:
Unvote; Vote: Puffy Shirt for Shlin