Back on topic, I personally think that both MRD and Earthling are innocent as well as Jolt if only because most mafia would not take this much time to bicker with the town. I'm gonna FOLD
umm credit wise for myself I should only be loosing one this time around pizza
Originally Posted by : Overkill is the use of excessive force or action that goes further than is necessary to achieve its goal, most commonly in acts of violence.
The crowd gathered at the center of the city. The Angelic One appeared and addressed them as usual.
Angelic One:"I hope you were a bit more decisive this time?"
The mob was foaming at the mouth, and had already bound and gagged the one known as Major Robert Dump, who suffers from an excess of wit, charm, sophistication, and ostentatious personality. The mob was in such a frenzy to kill this man that they began trampling on one another in an effort to tear him apart.
Angelic One:"Very well, I shall dispense with the pleasantries and read a poem. AHEM...."
T'was Cinco de Mayo, and all through the city
The mob lynched one of their own without pity
A reindeer with a nose that glowed oh so bright
And would serve as a guide for their slaying that night
They tied him up tight and they chained him with care
They kicked him and choked him and bathed him in Nair
They hit him with bricks and bashed him with sticks
And they forced him to listen to some Stevie Nicks.
They choked him with his collar As they yelled and they hollered
And they accused him of being a traitor most foul
But he stamped his feet and snorted and said
"Man, you guys must all be brain-dead
There's no way that I am a traitor, I say
Now stand back or I'll scan you with my Butt X-Ray!"
Was he bluffing? They decided to call Robert's bluff
And they punched and they bit and they kicked him quite rough
They pounded and smashed him and stomped him quite flat
Until they could unroll him and use his fur like a mat
But wouldn't you know it, with that son of a gun
It seems that their torment wasn't quite done
For the Angelic One summoned a creature so foul
That after one look, Dump started to howl
He scampered and whimpered and emptied his bladder
And the mob turned to see just what was the matter
And they saw with their eyes a figure so mean
A drunken, disorderly, reindeer-killing machine
And this figure laughed mightily, smelling quite rank
As he stood atop his jolly old Tank
And next to murderous Claus sat a murderous Bunny
An Easter-time fiend who found this quite funny
And Santa fired his weapon and blew Dump to bits
In between disturbing, demonic, psychotic laughing fits
And he drove the tank over Dump with such glee
As the Easter Bunny decorated the Slaughtering Tree
Dump's intestines went round and round the frightening pine
And his bones were displayed, dangling from twine
His hooves were hung up and strung up with much care
And his brains were strewn about with much flair
And his meat was ground up and served up with kibble
As Santa's dog "Scrumptious" looked on with a dribble
Of saliva dribbling down from his fangs that he bared
Certain this time his food wouldn't be shared
And at last Santa Claus, and his vicious German dog
Got revenge on evil Rudolph, the fat greedy hog
And Scrumptious ate him up quick, as quick as a flash
And then Santa and Scrumptious then had to dash
"So long folks, it's surely been fun
getting revenge on the stupid red-nosed one
Now be good little boys and girls, or I might
Rip your intestines apart with a huge butcher knife"
And they heard him exclaim, as the tank drove out of sight
"Happy Cinco de Mayo, and to all a good night!"
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Summary of events:
Major Robert Dump has been lynched!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Major Robert Dump was Rudolph, of the Bizarro Mafia Faction!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Major Robert Dump was EVIL!
2 of Diamonds
Alive Players- (34/50)
A completely inoffensive name
Autolycus
B_Ray2 (Replacing Methos)
Beefy187
Believer
Beskar
Bow-wow-wow
Captain Blackadder2 (Replacing Double A)
Chaotix
classical_hero2 (Replacing El Barto)
Crazed Rabbit
dcmort93
Death is Yonder
Diamondeye
Earthling
Fluffyone
GamezRule
God Emperor
Greyblades
Ironside
Jolt
landlubber
Link
Mythmonster2
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman
Deceased-
Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero
Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One
TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 3 of Spades classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Queen of Clubs Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty) 8 of Hearts ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) Jack of Clubs Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT) 8 of Clubs B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) King of Clubs
-------------Night One
YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two
Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars) 3 of Diamonds Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland) Ace of Hearts Backwards Logic- Fire Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness) 7 of Hearts ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two
civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three
choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang) 6 of Spades Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three
Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four
Hey, why won't you listen?
Can't help the people you're missing
It's been done, a casualty re-run
Welcome to the family
I try and help you with the things that can't be justified
I need to warn you that there is no way to rationalize
So have you figured it out now?
So have you figured it out?
You can't win this fight
And in a way it seems there's no one to call
When our thoughts are so numb and our feelings unsure
We all have emptiness inside
We all have answers to find
But you can't win this fight
Gunning for you and all mankind
I've lost my mind
Psychotic rabid dementia
I won't be fine
I see you're a king who's been dethroned
Cast out in a world you've never known
Stand down, place your weapons by your side
It's our war, in the end we'll surely lose but that's alright
So have you figured it out now?
So have you figured it out?
And in a way it seems there's no one to call
When our thoughts are so numb and our feelings unsure
We all have emptiness inside
We all have answers to find
But you can't win this fight
Deep inside where nothing's fine
I've lost my mind
You're not invited, so step aside
I've lost my mind
-- Avenged Sevenfold
She stood ready to defend herself, and it seemed when the powerful figure with black wings approached with medieval weaponry, she was more than a match for him.
In a flash, she drew a weapon and began firing rapidly. The powerful figure was extremely fast, but not quite able to dodge projectiles of this speed. In fact, the figure seemed to be limping.
The creature continued to advance, but she was ready. She aimed something at a nearby building and fired. In seconds, she was whisked away from the battle, and the figure approaching with blades and a spiked mace could do nothing to follow her.
The figure bared its fangs and roared in anger, and wiped the blood from its face.
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A masked figure approached Captain Blackadder2, wielding a chainsaw. Captain Blackadder moved quickly to draw her weapon and fire it at the chainsaw-wielding maniac. As Blackadder unloaded the weapon, the chainsaw freak continued to advance, and Blackadder had no choice but to turn and run.
Blackadder turned a corner and dashed down the alley, only to find there was no exit, just a gigantic chain link fence blocking her path.
Dropping the weapon, Blackadder tried to climb the fence to escape to the other side, but a cackling voice was almost upon her. The chainsaw tore Blackadder's legs from her body.
Dropping to the ground in pain, Blackadder could only watch in horror as the figure lowered the chainsaw down, and severed her at the neck.
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Jolt stood at the top of the highest building in all of Purgatory, watching the events unfold. He could sense a presence approaching, and so he turned to face the danger.
Thinking quickly, Jolt activated his personal force-field generator to defend himself.
"I know you are here. Your thoughts betray you. I can feel fear.... I can feel anger. But you don't use them. Give yourself to me... allow me to complete your training. Allow me to show you the Force as it truly is. Learn to use the Dark Side...."
Suddenly, Jolt felt a sharp pain in his back, and so he turned around and fired a blast of Force Lightning. But nothing was there.
"It's useless to resist. Don't make me destroy you...."
Again, Jolt felt a sharp pain. Somehow, the enemy had penetrated his force field. Jolt unleashed his purple lightsaber and began hacking away at the darkness, attempting to destroy his nemesis.
Then, he saw it. The creature which had penetrated his defenses, his attacker. It was right in front of his nose. Jolt burned with anger, and prepared to decapitate the insane creature. But then he saw.....
He looked the creature in the eye, and he could not move. He could not understand what was happening to him. He lost his connection to the Force, and was filled with overwhelming.... something. He could not overpower this terrible force... this mind-altering force.
The creature just looked at Jolt, and stared into his soul.
"..................."
Suddenly, Jolt took his own lightsaber and embedded it in his chest, killing himself. And so the most powerful Jedi ever was slain by a creature so dangerous, if I were to describe it to you now, would cause you to fall to the ground, helpless.
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Beskar was walking through the city, eyeing his surroundings. He felt as though he was being followed. He expected that, and knew it was coming.
He knew his lucky badge wouldn't let him down. That's why when he felt a long sword impale him through the chest, and stared into the green, burning eyes of his attacker, he simply grinned.
Then he felt the blood pour down his body. He couldn't understand what was happening.... surely this could not be happening, not to him. Didn't they realize? Didn't they realize what they HAD DONE???
"You'll pay the price.... for your..... BETRAYAL!!!!" shouted Beskar, as the Omega Virus took control of his body. He began to transform, from a normal human being, into a gigantic titan of terrifying strength, unstoppable power, and limited intellect.
"VENGANZA!!! VENGANZA!!!" the creature shouted, burning with rage and hatred.
The green-eyed swordsman stood back, and lifted a hand. A massive Flare engulfed Beskar, causing him to writhe in pain. Then, the swordsman went in for the kill, and began hacking the giant to bits, starting with the legs.
The Beskar creature swung its massive fists, even landing several blows, but the green eyed swordsman was far more powerful than he appeared. Nothing could damage him......
Beskar roared with rage at the betrayal.... and shouted out his name with all his hatred.... but no one could understand what Beskar was saying.
The swordsman jumped atop Beskar's chest and decapitated him, ending his life, and his struggle, permanently. The green eyed figure walked away with a smirk.
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Elsewhere, Backwards Logic lay deceased.
A gigantic, powerful looking figure approached, and muttered some arcane, incomprehensible words.
A glorious light engulfed the body of the fallen Fire Brother, and its life was restored.
The figure walked away before identifying itself.
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Summary of events:
Backwards Logic has been revived!
Beskar has been murdered!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Beskar was Psycho Andy, of the Psychotic Mafia Faction!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Beskar was NEUTRAL!
5 of Diamonds
Jolt has been murdered!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Jolt was Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded, of the Space Mafia Faction!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Jolt was NEUTRAL!
Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2 has been murdered!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Captain Blackadder2 was Claire Raval, of the Dark Falls Mafia Faction!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Captain Blackadder2 was EVIL!
5 of Spades
Alive Players- (32/50)
A completely inoffensive name
Autolycus
B_Ray2 (Replacing Methos)
Backwards Logic (revived)
Beefy187
Believer
Bow-wow-wow
Chaotix
classical_hero2 (Replacing El Barto)
Crazed Rabbit
dcmort93
Death is Yonder
Diamondeye
Earthling
Fluffyone
GamezRule
God Emperor
Greyblades
Ironside
landlubber
Link
Mythmonster2
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman
Deceased-
Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero
Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One
TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 3 of Spades classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Queen of Clubs Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty) 8 of Hearts ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) Jack of Clubs Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT) 8 of Clubs B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) King of Clubs
-------------Night One
YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two
Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars) 3 of Diamonds Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland) Ace of Hearts ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two
civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three
choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang) 6 of Spades Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three
Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four
Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I) 5 of Diamonds Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order) Ace of Clubs Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four
Right.. I have been stolen from this round. I suppose the thief would be after my retaliation item, but that was not what was stolen. If the thief would be so kind, I would like that person to contact me.
Originally Posted by dcmort93: I'll Bet 40 credits on Earthling for the time being
Why do you place such a huge bet? .. and then even add 'for the time being'. To me it seems rather contradictory.
I need the Jedi Holocron as my own item was stolen last night >_< I'm willing to exchange votes for it... I.e. Security Forcefield to Believer and Santa's Vodka to Visorslash.
Seems I'm never going to have enough money to do anything. So I'm going to put all my money into bets, because well, at least then you trolls can't steal it from me.
Bet: 39 credits on Earthling
Vote: OMEGA VIRUS SAMPLE to myself
Willing to exchange votes, you for me, me for you.
I cannot believe you people are this ignorant. As a revived Innocent, Backwards Logic should get almost all of the items or at least his pick unless he has better ideas, vote him the scanner and bulletproofs at least, can format that a little later. Meanwhile, neh neh dead neutral liars, not even Innocent and couldn't read, overall amazed the night went so well.
Originally Posted by Earthling: I cannot believe you people are this ignorant.
It comes with the territory. Aside from Pizza's game posts, I've read maybe 10 posts of the 1000 that have been made. I read maybe 3 posts a round then ignore the ensuing spew of random posts. Regardless, a pro-tip is that if you claim awesome pro-town ability then you'll likely be lynched regardless. So if you want me to vote elsewhere then it'll have to be in the next few posts otherwise my creds will stay where they are for a lack of attention to this thread.
Vote: santas vodka, tanooki suit, lucky badge and security forcefield for myself
I'll settle for only the tanooki suit if I must. Bet: 30 Credits on Earthling