Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Concluded]

[a completely inoffensive name]

One hour remains.

Thank goodness my internets are back up and working again. They were gone for me today.

Florida weather? Or Comcast being a terrible company?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Florida weather? Or Comcast being a terrible company?

Roomate not paying the cable/internet bill and then allowing late fees to accumulate, and now all of a sudden if I want to use the internet that I paid for even though there was already internet in the house, I have to help pay his late fees that he accrued all on his own even though I paid on time and NO, I'M NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT ANNOYED ABOUT IT.

[Kagemusha]

No, they are not. It's certain that you simply can't use all the items for night abilities while ArpTHIS definitely could use the scan. And the bulletproofs I am happy to vote him too if he wants them, to come and vote for himself, his call. If Greyblades is scum and that's how you and Roman are voting it won't even matter, if not I don't want to make it absurdly easy for Sephiroth to kill off, say, Winston and ArpTHIS as helpless townies.

Sure you want to give crucial items to someone who does not seem even active? I already have told in the thread that items are being spread around.You rather give crucial items to others while we can distribute them without chaotics able to know who has and what. Are you serious?

[Earthling]

Roman you don't actually believe Greyblades is Sephiroth as the sole remaining scum do you? Do you have a single reason to justify that you'd like to share or did you take time to think about the reasons he wouldn't be?

[a completely inoffensive name]

Roomate not paying the cable/internet bill and then allowing late fees to accumulate, and now all of a sudden if I want to use the internet that I paid for even though there was already internet in the house, I have to help pay his late fees that he accrued all on his own even though I paid on time and NO, I'M NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT ANNOYED ABOUT IT.

Wow, what a scumbag.

[Romanic]

Roman you don't actually believe Greyblades is Sephiroth as the sole remaining scum do you? Do you have a single reason to justify that you'd like to share or did you take time to think about the reasons he wouldn't be?

I already stated my reasons in this thread Earthling. Greyblades does not have a Townie attitude and I think he's the best shot we have today. I get that you'd prefer lynching acin, but you even listed Greyblades as suspect #2 if there's two remaining.

We can deal with acin later, if lynching Greyblades doesn't end the game.

[Earthling]

We can deal with acin later, if lynching Greyblades doesn't end the game.

Lynching Greyblades could end the game with a chaotic victory, yes, especially if you lose all your credits. You've got to at least lower the bet of yours, and it's ridiculous that people like Winston and Beefy didn't even get here to get a unanimous vote or anything like that just in case. Not even counting that ACIN has an unknown number of credits and actions while Greyblades has made a very easily provable claim that makes your statement go by ways.

If lynching ACIN doesn't end the game with a townie victory, Greyblades will be out of credits and we can deal with him later too. Far better reasoning there.

That does remind me I should

Fold, bet: 1 credit on Greyblades to not contradict a unanimous vote if that makes any difference on the off chance he is the last scum, I expect to lose it either way really though.

[a completely inoffensive name]

I have no credits and I will prove it right now.

Fold; Bet 100 credits on Greyblades

Watch the write up.

EDIT: Who is going for a credit victory now?

[Romanic]

Lynching Greyblades could end the game with a chaotic victory, yes, especially if you lose all your credits. You've got to at least lower the bet of yours, and it's ridiculous that people like Winston and Beefy didn't even get here to get a unanimous vote or anything like that just in case. Not even counting that ACIN has an unknown number of credits and actions while Greyblades has made a very easily provable claim that makes your statement go by ways.

I'm not lowering my bet to have you, or someone else, overbid me at the last minute. And acin lost 100 credits yesterday, just how many do you think he has?

[Earthling]

He could have easily a hundred or more if he's scum. He claims people stole from him but nobody else ever said they did. He has certainly and repeatedly claimed he never spent money on night actions so there's a disparity of about 50 credits alone between what he's voted and what he'd have by income unless you know of a verified steal. But it's clear the scum stole from countless numbers people throughout the game, me, fluffy, others who nobody townie ever fessed up to. It's impossible to know what were steals done by townies, what were scum steals, what were done by scum already lynched, but until we know his credits are at zero we can't be sure.

I guess you could worry that Greyblades, if scum, tries to outbid at the last minute and can't disprove that as a possibility. I'm certainly done here. But just saying it'd be extremely disappointing if you, Roman, lost a lot of credits.

ACIN's vote obviously must not change at all, really a very lame alibi to attempt to prove townieness anyway but we can't let him retract it.

[a completely inoffensive name]

He could have easily a hundred or more if he's scum. He claims people stole from him but nobody else ever said they did. He has certainly and repeatedly claimed he never spent money on night actions so there's a disparity of about 50 credits alone between what he's voted and what he'd have by income unless you know of a verified steal. But it's clear the scum stole from countless numbers people throughout the game, me, fluffy, others who nobody townie ever fessed up to. It's impossible to know what were steals done by townies, what were scum steals, what were done by scum already lynched, but until we know his credits are at zero we can't be sure.

I guess you could worry that Greyblades, if scum, tries to outbid at the last minute and can't disprove that as a possibility. I'm certainly done here. But just saying it'd be extremely disappointing if you, Roman, lost a lot of credits.

ACIN's vote obviously must not change at all, really a very lame alibi to attempt to prove townieness anyway but we can't let him retract it.

Your end game is to have Roman bail you out just in case I still have more credits than you. But now that I am proving that I have little credits you are now content to just let things happen. Very clever but I see it.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Okay, round ended at 0100. Writeup commencing. Stay tuned, could be a long one.




58 Greyblades (Roman 37, Kage 10, Earthling 1, acin 10)
20 acin (Greyblades 20)
20 Beefy (Arpeg 20)

[Romanic]

Yikes, someone stole my credits. I had 88!

Yes, yes, I did!

[Askthepizzaguy]

DAY ELEVEN

In my eyes, indisposed
In disguises no one knows
Hides the face, lies the snake
The sun in my disgrace
Boiling heat, summer stench
'Neath the black the sky looks dead
Call my name through the cream
And I'll hear you scream again

Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain?
Black hole sun
Won't you come?
Won't you come?

Stuttering, cold and damp
Steal the warm wind tired friend
Times are gone for honest men
And sometimes far too long for snakes
In my shoes, a walking sleep
And my youth I pray to keep
Heaven send Hell away
No one sings like you anymore

Hang my head, drown my fear
Till you all just disappear


-- Soundgarden

Hidden well by his disguise, The Angel waited. The others talked amongst themselves, quite sure this time, they had found their traitor.

The sky continued to burn, as the METEOR fell toward the survivors. Ash and dust filled the poisonous air. The sky was black, and dead.

Then, they called out a name.


"Greyblades"



Greyblades turned, and looked at the remaining survivors. He was about to speak in his defense, but decided that was no longer necessary.


Greyblades looked up at the hurtling METEOR, and back at the others.


"A fitting end.... truly, you all deserve what's coming to you." said Greyblades. "Come, METEOR.... end their suffering. Come and wash away the pain."


"Where is the Angel?" someone said. The others looked around, and sure enough, the Angel was nowhere to be seen.


"Well isn't it obvious?" remarked Greyblades. "It was me all along. I'm the one you've been looking for. I've been hiding among you this entire time. I've been very busy at night, yes.... very busy. You see, while you've all been sleeping, I've been planning and plotting. And soon I will have control over all your little minds. Involuntarily, you will become my puppets. A glorious empire we will build, and I will be your supreme overlord. Now, give yourselves to me, my children...."


Romanic stepped forward. "No, Sephiroth, it is over! You're done hiding, you're done running, now it is time to fight. It's time to end this, once and for all! Let us go, Sephiroth, and we shall escape from Hell and rule the cosmos.... together!"

Kagemusha also stood face-to-face-to-face with Greyblades, and both of him looked very menacing. "We might have died, but we're back, and now there's going to be no stopping us!"

Earthling managed to pull himself together and he stood facing Greyblades. Even through his helmet, he looked quite ferocious. "NONE shall pass."

A completely inoffensive name stood facing Greyblades, knife in hand. "You will not escape. The day of reckoning is at hand, at long last!"

ArpeggiateTHIS stepped forward, and accused Beefy187. "I swear, you guys, it's him! It's the one you least suspect! Look at that face... that's the face of a guilty, guilty cow. Beefy, you silly moo-moo, defend yourself!"

Beefy187 just stood silently, watching the events unfold. Winston Hughes did the same. The duo looked on in silence as the remaining survivors surrounded Greyblades.




Greyblades: "Very well. It's all of you against me, then? That's fine.... let's see how you like it when the eggs hatch..."




Suddenly, Earthling fell to his knees, and started moaning loudly. The Knight gripped his helmet, as if in terrible, horrible pain. From out of the helmet came a massive swarm of flying parasites. The swarm immediately moved toward Romanic, Kagemusha, and ACIN, as if trying to infect their bodies.

Greyblades laughed as this happened, and opened his mouth wide.... revealing another swarm of parasitic creatures.... and these creatures went after Arpeg, Beefy, and Winston Hughes.



Greyblades: "If you will not follow me by choice, then you will obey me by force!"




In the ensuing chaos, Greyblades cackled with evil glee, watching his swarm attack and infect the remaining survivors. Soon the universe would be his.... and his species would become the dominant form of life. It was already the most intelligent.


Through the swarm, the smoke, and the ash, a lone figure appeared behind Greyblades, and it drew the fateful Masamune.



The Angel: "Nice try..... but like all inferior forms of life, the time has come for you to be exterminated."



With a graceful swing of his sword, Sephiroth cleaved The Snatcher in half, revealing that Greyblades wasn't even remotely human. Inside, he was a quivering mass of egg sacs, protoplasm, and a gigantic parasite queen.




Summoning a hellish fireball, Sephiroth incinerated the swarm, setting all the remaining survivors on fire. As they fell to the ground, screaming in pain, Sephiroth pulled out the 3 of Clubs card, and crumpled it up. The card seemed to turn to dust, as the body of The Snatcher did the same.






The Angel: "The game is nearly at an end, as are your lives. Night falls, and a new day dawns. And on that day, the mistakes of the past will be forgotten.... your sins will be forgiven.... and you will all be allowed to rest. Pleasant dreams....."

______________________________




Summary of events:






Greyblades has been lynched!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Greyblades was The Snatcher, of the Space Mafia Faction!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Greyblades was Evil!



3 of Clubs

Escaped- (VICTORIOUS)

Renata- Mace Windu [Good] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia IV- Star Wars: The Fallen) 7 of Spades
-------------Night Six


Alive Players- (7/50)

A completely inoffensive name
ArpeggiateTHIS2
Beefy187
Earthling
Kagemusha
Romanic
Winston Hughes

Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero
Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One
TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Queen of Clubs
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) King of Clubs
-------------Night One
YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two
Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two
civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three
choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three
Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four
Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four
(No one)
-------------Day Five
B_Ray2- Squirrely the Squirrel [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland) 3 of Hearts
Autolycus- Android Lore [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia VII- Star Trek TNG) 4 of Diamonds
Ironside- Kansas C. Smith [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Resident Evil: Omega) Queen of Diamonds
-------------Night Five
(revived)
-------------Day Six
Robbiecon- Askthepizzaguy [Evil] Cosa Nostra (The Golden Rule) King of Diamonds
Death is yonder- Darth Kojiro, Dark Lord of the Sith [Evil] Space Mafia (Star Wars- Fall of the Order) Ace of Diamonds
-------------Night Six
Diamondeye- White_Eyes:D/CRAZED RABBIT [CHAOTIC] Cosa Nostra(CAPO DI TUTTI CAPI III) 10 of Spades
-------------Day Seven
Believer- Waylon Smithers [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia) Queen of Spades
landlubber- Salvatore Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia) 6 of Diamonds
Bow-wow-wow- Beary the Bear [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland) 5 of Clubs
-------------Night Seven
Chaotix- Satan/KING DODONGO [CHAOTIC] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE) 2 of Hearts
Chaotix- King Dodongo/KAFEI [ANJU'S LOVER] South Park Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE) King of Hearts
-------------Day Eight
Warman- Zapp Brannigan [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama) Jack of Hearts
Crazed Rabbit- Vincenzo Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia) 6 of Clubs
dcmort93- Arnold "Colmillo" Grande [Evil]Dark Falls Mafia(Resident Evil: Dark Falls) Jack of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin[Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) 2 of Spades
Red_Spy- Alyssa Martin/ANJU[KAFEI'S LOVER] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) Queen of Hearts
-------------Night Eight
God Emperor- YLC/REENKIS ROINKIS [CHAOTIC] Psychotic Mafia (SWORDS AND D20s) 10 of Diamonds
-------------Day Nine
Link- Monty Burns [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Mini Simpsons Mafia) King of Spades
shlin28- Boomerang Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness) 7 of Diamonds
Subotan- Anthony Valerio [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Askthepizzaguy Mafia) 9 of Clubs
Skooma Addict- Fluffy Bunny [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (Speed Mafia!?!) 4 of Hearts
TheFluffyOne93- Advice Dog [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (Speed Mafia!) 5 of Hearts
-------------Night Nine
Psychonaut- Manbearpig [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland) 9 of Spades
-------------Day Ten
Visorslash- Saddam Hussein [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park Mafia) 4 of Clubs
issaikhaan- Pyramid Head [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (Silent Hill) Ace of Spades
Backwards Logic- Fire Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness) 7 of Hearts
-------------Night Ten
Greyblades- The Snatcher [Evil] Space Mafia (The Snatcher)3 of Clubs
-------------Day Eleven

The Space Mafia Faction has been eliminated!

BEGIN NIGHT ELEVEN

[Earthling]

Hey Roman congratulations on wiping out your rival faction!!!1

Now could we finally talk about some things so maybe we have a chance of defeating the chaotics? For instance, surely you and Kage and BL weren't possibly foolish enough that you actually gave Beefy all the vigilante items and the Triforce that kills through defenses. And could your revival attempt perhaps be on Beskar tonight?

There is bitter consolation in that we did deny Renata further victory points as this did elimate her faction even though she lived. Bitter taste of defeat and lime.

[a completely inoffensive name]

LOL Intro statement that makes me seem mad at you for doing what I planned on you doing.

Middle paragraph about wanting to cozy up with you now that the list of suspects is extremely small.

End statement trying to establish some sort of brotherly vibe of trust based off of an external threat that screwed us both.

[Askthepizzaguy]

ACIN gets the Holocron
Romanic gets the Transporter
Kagemusha gets the rest


* 10% bulletproof chance. (Super Cereal)
Kage- Kage, Romanic, ACIN
ARPEG- ELING

* 40% bus driver chance. (transporter pad)
Romanic- Romanic, Kage, ACIN
ARPEG- ELING

* 80% bulletproof chance. (Tanooki Suit)
Kage- Kage, Romanic, ACIN
ARPEG- ELING

* 20% investigatory chance. (Jedi Holocron, allows you to learn more about someone) FACTION SCANNING ITEM
ACIN- Romanic, Kage, ACIN
ARPEG- ELING

* 100% ???? (White Eyes)
Kage- Kage, Romanic, ACIN
ARPEG- ELING

[Beefy187]

Sorry, I was away thinking that its still night time.

I don't know why I'm suddenly a suspect. I've been killing who Romanic/Kage and others have decided to kill.
Unless I'm secretly Chaotic without me knowing, I'm just a plain Evil.

Give me two more kills to prove my innocence. If I can't kill a Chaotic by then, I'll either be lynched or I'll suspect those giving me commands and turn on them

[Greyblades]

Told you.

[ArpeggiateTHIS]

So ACIN, Beefy, Romanic, Winston, which of you needs lynching?

[Greyblades]

Acin should die in the night phase. You should also consider roleblocking him to stop him killing or defending him, I'd have done it myself but romanic got greedy.

[Jolt]

Told you.

I already knew this but nevertheless, I offer my apologies to you. You REALLY looked like scum to me while I was participating. :P

Sorry. :<

[Diamondeye]

Well that was a surprise

[Choxorn]

So ACIN, Beefy, Romanic, Winston, which of you needs lynching?

If ACIN isn't a scum, my corpse will rise from the dead and eat my hat.

[Seon]

I already ate yours. It tasted like... Skooma...

[Earthling]

We need a 100% roleblock and a 100% vig attempt on ACIN tonight. (or as effective as can be gotten, I am guessing someone has about 100% on vigging through items and purchased roleblock should be 100% for someone who can afford it if not items). After that, knock yourselves out people, scans/steals/whatever probably don't matter at this point, but I don't even care if someone like Beefy is trigger happy and tries to attack somebody else not proven Innocent too, as long as the 100% attack on ACIN is also carried out first. I wouldn't really recommend additional attacks at all if it was up to me but can't prevent factional revenge kills or whatever else is left bothering people so want to be sure we do everything we can against Sephiroth first, the rest is compromisable. If we have additional roleblockers specifically available then I would seriously consider Seon too, if it's possible to use the action on a dead player, that really could block a Blackwings kill.

[Subotan]

Since my death, I've been lurking and staying out of the debate, for fear of contamination. In that time, I have discovered Earthling's Doctrine for Uncovering Mafia Scum:




Earthling has stood out as consistently trying to deflect attention away from his own posts and actions, and instead focusing on accusing others of lying - without actually providing any evidence of lying. This is especially seductive, as the mantra of Lynch All Liars is a very solid townie strategy - however, as any politician knows, it is PERCEPTION that counts, not the actual truth. Earthling is busy weaving a series of irrefutable claims (Due to their lack of evidence) in order to slip by to the end of game.

TL;DR if I was alive, I would be putting all my credits upon Earthling.

[Greyblades]

Subotan, earthling's kinda a confirmed townie. And immortal. It's kinda why he's been acting like that; he doesnt realy have to watch his own posts.

[ArpeggiateTHIS]

Subotan, earthling's kinda a confirmed townie. And immortal. It's kinda why he's been acting like that; he doesnt realy have to watch his own posts.

+1. Evidently haven't been lurking well enough Subo.

[Visor]

TL;DR if I was alive, I would be putting all my credits upon Earthling.

Do it for the lulz.