Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: Summary and Information Thread [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

DAY THREE

The Angelic One called the meeting of the evil creatures to order, and asked who among them was responsible for the murders happening at night. Today, the discussion was rather colorful and fierce, with tempers flaring and obscenities dropped, personal attacks thrown about, and Gameroom moderators stepping in to tell people to behave. It was a mess.

When it came down to the final hours before sunset, two main suspects emerged. One of whom was very loud and colorful, and the other was dead silent. In the final count, slightly more anger was directed toward the silent one than the loud one. And so they had decided.

Angelic One: "Bring the quiet one before me. Bring me.... civplayah!"


civplayah was sleeping in the back of the group, with drool running down his face.

"Let's get him!!!" Shouted Major Robert Dump, leading the charge. The evil creatures trampled over one another, trying to destroy this silent creature. But another faction, lead by Earthling and Romanic, tried to destroy Major Robert Dump. The two factions stood facing one another, and they gritted their teeth and stomped their hooves and loaded their weapons.


Angelic One: "I said bring me the quiet one! What are you doing?"

The evil creatures ignored the Angelic One and began brawling with one another, each trying to destroy their targets. Many villains lost a considerable amount of strength, and several limped away from the battle, wounded and exhausted. In the end, Major Robert Dump was still standing, and led his exhausted forces toward the sleeping civplayah.


"YOU! YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THIS!!!" shouted Dump.

"Wha-?? What? What's going on? I already told you fools I wanted no part of this. What are you doing, get your hands off of me!" replied civplayah.

They tossed civplayah in front of the Angelic One, who had been growing impatient.



Angelic One: "Prepare to face your final judgment. Do you have any last words?"


civplayah: "Yes I do."


Angelic One: "....Well said."


And with that, the Angel summoned forth a pit of man-eating anteaters, and kicked civplayah into the pit to watch him die.


civplayah: "With my last breath, I CURSE ZOIDBERG!!!"

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Summary of events:


civplayah has been lynched!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

civplayah was Professor Farnsworth, of the Springfield Mafia faction!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

civplayah was EVIL!



9 of Hearts

Alive Players- (37/50)

A completely inoffensive name
Autolycus
B_Ray2 (Replacing Methos)
Beefy187
Believer
Beskar
Bow-wow-wow
Captain Blackadder2 (Replacing Double A)
Chaotix
choxorn
classical_hero2 (Replacing El Barto)
Crazed Rabbit
dcmort93
Death is Yonder
Diamondeye
Earthling
Fluffyone
GamezRule
God Emperor
Greyblades
Ironside
Jolt
landlubber
Link
Major Robert Dump
Mythmonster2
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman
Zack

Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero

Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One

TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Queen of Clubs
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty) 8 of Hearts
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) King of Clubs
-------------Night One

YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two

Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland) Ace of Hearts
Backwards Logic- Fire Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness) 7 of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two

civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three





BEGIN NIGHT THREE.

Everyone who wagered lost their wagered credits. Everyone who did not wager lost 1 credit.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

* Hammer Brother's RED SHELL (10% vigilante item)

Beefy- 7 Beefy, Chaotix, Diamondeye, Skooma, choxorn, shlin, MRD
Beskar- Beskar, DIY, Autolycus
Earthling- Earthling
Mythmonster- Mythmonster


* Andross Oikonny's WOLFEN FIGHTER (FACTION SCANNING ITEM + 10% investigatory)

Believer- 4 Believer, Renata, God Emperor, Psychonaut
DIY- DIY, choxorn
Earthling- Earthling
Diamondeye- Diamondeye
Bow-wow-wow- Skooma, Bow-wow-wow, MRD
Ironside- shlin
ACIN- ACIN
Fluffy- Fluffy
Robbie- Robbie, Chaotix

* Pocupiney's PORCUPINE QUILLS (10% defender item)

Believer- 4 Believer, Renata, God Emperor, choxorn
Earthling- Earthling
Diamondeye- Diamondeye
Ironside- Ironside
Greyblades- Greyblades
Psychonaut- Psychonaut
Warman- MRD
MRD- Fluffy
Visorslash- Visorslash, Chaotix, DIY, shlin

* Fire Brother's FIREBALL (10% retaliatory item)

Renata- 7 Renata, Believer, Chaotix, Zack, Diamondeye, choxorn, Earthling
shlin28- DIY,
Ironside- Ironside
Skooma- Skooma, shlin, MRD


* Sideshow Bob's ROPE (10% bus driver item)

choxorn- 8 choxorn, Renata, Believer, Zack, DIY, shlin, Earthling, MRD
Chaotix- Chaotix,
Diamondeye- Diamondeye
Autolycus- Autolycus
Fluffy- Fluffy


* Sideshow Bob's GAG (50% SILENCER item)

MRD- 5 Beskar, choxorn, DIY, Diamondeye, MRD
Fluffy- Fluffy, shlin
Renata- 5 Renata, Believer, Zack, Earthling, Autolycus
Chaotix, Chaotix




* Custom Desert Eagle: 10% retaliatory kill chance. (Branagh's Custom Desert Eagle)


Robbie- 3 Robbie, Chaotix, shlin
God Emperor- Believer, God Emperor
Zack- 4 Zack, Renata, choxorn, Earthling
shlin- DIY,
Ironside- Ironside
Fluffy- MRD


LYNCH

civplayah- 161 (2 Chaotix, 19 ACIN, 30 Warman, 20 Crazed Rabbit, 30 Fluffy. 30 Blackadder, 30 MRD

MRD- 160 (30 Earthling, 1 Visorslash 15 Robbiecon, 30 Romanic, 15 Zack, 10 Believer, 2 Link, 10Autolycus, 5 Renata, 10 shlin, 1 Jolt, 1 B_ray, 30 choxorn,
Earthling- 35 (30 Subotan, 5 Bow,
Subotan- 23 (5 dcmort, 3 Diamondeye, 2 Ironside, 5 Red_Spy, 8 myth,
ACIN- 16 (8 God Emperor, 5 Psychonaut, 3 DIY
Seon- 3 (3 Gamez,
Chaotix- 1 (1 Beskar,

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT THREE

Dragged you down below
Down to the Devil's show
To be his guest forever
Peace of mind is less than never
Hate to twist your mind
but God ain't on your side
An old acquaintance severed
Render of your last endeavor

Ashes burning, you can smell it in the air
Cause men like you have such an easy soul to steal
So stand in line while banging numbers in your head
You're now a slave until the end of time
And nothing stops the madness turning
haunting, yearning, pull the trigger!

You should have known
The price of evil
And it hurts to know that you belong here


-- Avenged Sevenfold

Choxorn stood by his vehicle, mask in hand. He was ready... if only he could find a victim. No sooner had he thought of one, did someone approach him.


"Would you like some ice cream? I promise you, it will make you forget all your misery...." said Choxorn.


The approaching figure wasn't a child, or even a frail-looking adult. No, this was an imposing figure, with gigantic black wings, wielding all manner of medieval weaponry. In its powerful hands, the figure held a massive spiked mace. Its face was dark and disfigured. The being did not look too well, but it did not look too easy to destroy either. Blood dripped down the mace, and the figure grimly grinned at choxorn. Even its grin was frightening.


"Last chance, freak show. Trick or treat." threatened Choxorn. The figure said nothing, and continued walking toward Choxorn. Finally choxorn decided that it was time to run over the approaching figure, and put it out of its misery. Choxorn started the vehicle and drove straight at the being, which stood its ground, and stood in a bracing position.






The ice cream truck smashed into the winged creature, and flipped completely over. A huge dent was made in the front of the truck, as it came tumbling to a stop. The winged creature seemed unaffected.









As choxorn lay on the ground, bleeding, he was barely aware of someone leaning down and licking the blood off of his face. Seconds later, he saw a gigantic spiked mace heading for his skull.

In the morning, they found choxorn's remains.

Most of them, anyway.




______________________________

Zack had been preparing for this moment his whole life. The years of training... the very culture he grew up in... all driving him toward this moment. And it was finally here. In the center of the city, Zack had been looking for a fight. He held his long, sharp blade in both hands, with his desert eagle strapped to his thigh. And soon enough, the fight came looking for him.



"Halt! Who approaches unannounced? Only a fool would approach me unarmed." Zack warned.


The approaching figure said nothing, but its eyes burned green with malice. The figure was holding a very long blade in one hand, and the other hand was making a beckoning motion, as if daring Zack to make good on his threat.


"You dishonor me. The penalty for that is death, petaQ."


Roaring with fury, the warrior Zack charged toward the green eyed figure, with batleth raised to deliver a killing blow. The green-eyed figure blocked the strike with its long sword, and pushed the attacking warrior off. Zack was undaunted, and charged again, only to be similarly repelled. Zack's blood was pulsing through his body, and he was filled with lust for battle. He gave it all he had to defeat this unknown stranger, and he was making little headway.




After a few minutes of this seeming stalemate, the green eyed figure smiled slightly, and quickly twisted the long blade, severing Zack's torso from his legs with one smooth strike. Zack fell to the pavement, howling in pain. Even now, the warrior would not yield, and reached for the gun. The warrior aimed it at the approaching green eyed figure, and fired until it was empty, while shouting Klingon profanities.



The green eyed assailant stood, completely unscathed by the weapons. Finally, the assailant spoke.


"Death awaits you, mortal. But fear not... soon comes an end to suffering. An end to strife. Through me, everything will be reborn."


Zack spat blood at the assailant, who quickly impaled Zack through the face, ending his life.

______________________________

The man clad in black armor stood watch over the bridge connecting the two sides of the city. A cloaked figure approached, and prepared to attack. But the man in black armor simply stared back at the cloaked figure.


The cloaked figure unleashed a blast of power, sending electric energy directly toward the armored man. The impact of the blast was enormous, and sparks flew everywhere. The cloaked figure laughed victoriously, as he continued to approach.


"Hahahahahaa!!! Feel the power! The incredible, unstoppable power!"




Strangely, the man in black armor was still on his feet.




With a swing of his mighty sword, the man in black armor smashed the cloaked figure atop its head, knocking him unconscious. Nonchalantly, the man in black armor returned to guarding the bridge. A faint glow of a magical shield surrounded the man in black armor.


"None shall pass" stated the armored man, matter-of-factly.

______________________________




Summary of events:


choxorn has been murdered!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

choxorn was Choir Director James Marshall, of the Psychotic Mafia Faction!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

choxorn was EVIL!



6 of Spades

Zack has been murdered!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Zack was Klingon Assassin, of the Space Mafia faction!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Zack was EVIL!



8 of Spades

Alive Players- (35/50)

A completely inoffensive name
Autolycus
B_Ray2 (Replacing Methos)
Beefy187
Believer
Beskar
Bow-wow-wow
Captain Blackadder2 (Replacing Double A)
Chaotix
classical_hero2 (Replacing El Barto)
Crazed Rabbit
dcmort93
Death is Yonder
Diamondeye
Earthling
Fluffyone
GamezRule
God Emperor
Greyblades
Ironside
Jolt
landlubber
Link
Major Robert Dump
Mythmonster2
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman


Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero

Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One

TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Queen of Clubs
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty) 8 of Hearts
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) King of Clubs
-------------Night One

YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two

Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland) Ace of Hearts
Backwards Logic- Fire Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness) 7 of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two

civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three

choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three



BEGIN DAY FOUR.




Items to be voted on:

• (20% retaliatory kill chance) Klingon Warrior's SWORD OF KAHLESS
• (20% bus driver chance) James Marshall's ICE CREAM TRUCK
• (FACTION SCANNING + 10% investigatory) Professor Farnsworth's EXTRA-THICK GLASSES

Max wager today is 40 credits.

[Askthepizzaguy]

DAY FOUR

The crowd gathered at the center of the city. The Angelic One appeared and addressed them as usual.


Angelic One: "I hope you were a bit more decisive this time?"


The mob was foaming at the mouth, and had already bound and gagged the one known as Major Robert Dump, who suffers from an excess of wit, charm, sophistication, and ostentatious personality. The mob was in such a frenzy to kill this man that they began trampling on one another in an effort to tear him apart.


Angelic One: "Very well, I shall dispense with the pleasantries and read a poem. AHEM...."

T'was Cinco de Mayo, and all through the city
The mob lynched one of their own without pity
A reindeer with a nose that glowed oh so bright
And would serve as a guide for their slaying that night
They tied him up tight and they chained him with care
They kicked him and choked him and bathed him in Nair
They hit him with bricks and bashed him with sticks
And they forced him to listen to some Stevie Nicks.
They choked him with his collar As they yelled and they hollered
And they accused him of being a traitor most foul
But he stamped his feet and snorted and said
"Man, you guys must all be brain-dead
There's no way that I am a traitor, I say
Now stand back or I'll scan you with my Butt X-Ray!"
Was he bluffing? They decided to call Robert's bluff
And they punched and they bit and they kicked him quite rough
They pounded and smashed him and stomped him quite flat
Until they could unroll him and use his fur like a mat
But wouldn't you know it, with that son of a gun
It seems that their torment wasn't quite done
For the Angelic One summoned a creature so foul
That after one look, Dump started to howl
He scampered and whimpered and emptied his bladder
And the mob turned to see just what was the matter












And they saw with their eyes a figure so mean
A drunken, disorderly, reindeer-killing machine
And this figure laughed mightily, smelling quite rank
As he stood atop his jolly old Tank
And next to murderous Claus sat a murderous Bunny
An Easter-time fiend who found this quite funny









And Santa fired his weapon and blew Dump to bits
In between disturbing, demonic, psychotic laughing fits
And he drove the tank over Dump with such glee
As the Easter Bunny decorated the Slaughtering Tree
Dump's intestines went round and round the frightening pine
And his bones were displayed, dangling from twine
His hooves were hung up and strung up with much care
And his brains were strewn about with much flair
And his meat was ground up and served up with kibble
As Santa's dog "Scrumptious" looked on with a dribble
Of saliva dribbling down from his fangs that he bared
Certain this time his food wouldn't be shared











And at last Santa Claus, and his vicious German dog
Got revenge on evil Rudolph, the fat greedy hog
And Scrumptious ate him up quick, as quick as a flash
And then Santa and Scrumptious then had to dash
"So long folks, it's surely been fun
getting revenge on the stupid red-nosed one
Now be good little boys and girls, or I might
Rip your intestines apart with a huge butcher knife"
And they heard him exclaim, as the tank drove out of sight
"Happy Cinco de Mayo, and to all a good night!"




______________________________




Summary of events:


Major Robert Dump has been lynched!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Major Robert Dump was Rudolph, of the Bizarro Mafia Faction!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Major Robert Dump was EVIL!



2 of Diamonds

Alive Players- (34/50)

A completely inoffensive name
Autolycus
B_Ray2 (Replacing Methos)
Beefy187
Believer
Beskar
Bow-wow-wow
Captain Blackadder2 (Replacing Double A)
Chaotix
classical_hero2 (Replacing El Barto)
Crazed Rabbit
dcmort93
Death is Yonder
Diamondeye
Earthling
Fluffyone
GamezRule
God Emperor
Greyblades
Ironside
Jolt
landlubber
Link
Mythmonster2
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman


Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero

Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One

TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Queen of Clubs
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty) 8 of Hearts
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) King of Clubs
-------------Night One

YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two

Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland) Ace of Hearts
Backwards Logic- Fire Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness) 7 of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two

civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three

choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three

Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT FOUR

Hey, why won't you listen?
Can't help the people you're missing
It's been done, a casualty re-run
Welcome to the family
I try and help you with the things that can't be justified
I need to warn you that there is no way to rationalize
So have you figured it out now?
So have you figured it out?
You can't win this fight

And in a way it seems there's no one to call
When our thoughts are so numb and our feelings unsure
We all have emptiness inside
We all have answers to find
But you can't win this fight
Gunning for you and all mankind
I've lost my mind
Psychotic rabid dementia
I won't be fine

I see you're a king who's been dethroned
Cast out in a world you've never known
Stand down, place your weapons by your side
It's our war, in the end we'll surely lose but that's alright
So have you figured it out now?
So have you figured it out?
And in a way it seems there's no one to call
When our thoughts are so numb and our feelings unsure
We all have emptiness inside
We all have answers to find
But you can't win this fight

Deep inside where nothing's fine
I've lost my mind
You're not invited, so step aside
I've lost my mind


-- Avenged Sevenfold

She stood ready to defend herself, and it seemed when the powerful figure with black wings approached with medieval weaponry, she was more than a match for him.

In a flash, she drew a weapon and began firing rapidly. The powerful figure was extremely fast, but not quite able to dodge projectiles of this speed. In fact, the figure seemed to be limping.

The creature continued to advance, but she was ready. She aimed something at a nearby building and fired. In seconds, she was whisked away from the battle, and the figure approaching with blades and a spiked mace could do nothing to follow her.

The figure bared its fangs and roared in anger, and wiped the blood from its face.

______________________________

A masked figure approached Captain Blackadder2, wielding a chainsaw. Captain Blackadder moved quickly to draw her weapon and fire it at the chainsaw-wielding maniac. As Blackadder unloaded the weapon, the chainsaw freak continued to advance, and Blackadder had no choice but to turn and run.

Blackadder turned a corner and dashed down the alley, only to find there was no exit, just a gigantic chain link fence blocking her path.

Dropping the weapon, Blackadder tried to climb the fence to escape to the other side, but a cackling voice was almost upon her. The chainsaw tore Blackadder's legs from her body.

Dropping to the ground in pain, Blackadder could only watch in horror as the figure lowered the chainsaw down, and severed her at the neck.

______________________________

Jolt stood at the top of the highest building in all of Purgatory, watching the events unfold. He could sense a presence approaching, and so he turned to face the danger.


Thinking quickly, Jolt activated his personal force-field generator to defend himself.

"I know you are here. Your thoughts betray you. I can feel fear.... I can feel anger. But you don't use them. Give yourself to me... allow me to complete your training. Allow me to show you the Force as it truly is. Learn to use the Dark Side...."



Suddenly, Jolt felt a sharp pain in his back, and so he turned around and fired a blast of Force Lightning. But nothing was there.


"It's useless to resist. Don't make me destroy you...."


Again, Jolt felt a sharp pain. Somehow, the enemy had penetrated his force field. Jolt unleashed his purple lightsaber and began hacking away at the darkness, attempting to destroy his nemesis.

Then, he saw it. The creature which had penetrated his defenses, his attacker. It was right in front of his nose. Jolt burned with anger, and prepared to decapitate the insane creature. But then he saw.....

He looked the creature in the eye, and he could not move. He could not understand what was happening to him. He lost his connection to the Force, and was filled with overwhelming.... something. He could not overpower this terrible force... this mind-altering force.


The creature just looked at Jolt, and stared into his soul.


"..................."


Suddenly, Jolt took his own lightsaber and embedded it in his chest, killing himself. And so the most powerful Jedi ever was slain by a creature so dangerous, if I were to describe it to you now, would cause you to fall to the ground, helpless.

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Beskar was walking through the city, eyeing his surroundings. He felt as though he was being followed. He expected that, and knew it was coming.

He knew his lucky badge wouldn't let him down. That's why when he felt a long sword impale him through the chest, and stared into the green, burning eyes of his attacker, he simply grinned.

Then he felt the blood pour down his body. He couldn't understand what was happening.... surely this could not be happening, not to him. Didn't they realize? Didn't they realize what they HAD DONE???


"You'll pay the price.... for your..... BETRAYAL!!!!" shouted Beskar, as the Omega Virus took control of his body. He began to transform, from a normal human being, into a gigantic titan of terrifying strength, unstoppable power, and limited intellect.

"VENGANZA!!! VENGANZA!!!" the creature shouted, burning with rage and hatred.


The green-eyed swordsman stood back, and lifted a hand. A massive Flare engulfed Beskar, causing him to writhe in pain. Then, the swordsman went in for the kill, and began hacking the giant to bits, starting with the legs.


The Beskar creature swung its massive fists, even landing several blows, but the green eyed swordsman was far more powerful than he appeared. Nothing could damage him......


Beskar roared with rage at the betrayal.... and shouted out his name with all his hatred.... but no one could understand what Beskar was saying.


The swordsman jumped atop Beskar's chest and decapitated him, ending his life, and his struggle, permanently. The green eyed figure walked away with a smirk.

______________________________

Elsewhere, Backwards Logic lay deceased.


A gigantic, powerful looking figure approached, and muttered some arcane, incomprehensible words.


A glorious light engulfed the body of the fallen Fire Brother, and its life was restored.


The figure walked away before identifying itself.

______________________________




Summary of events:





Backwards Logic has been revived!



Beskar has been murdered!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Beskar was Psycho Andy, of the Psychotic Mafia Faction!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Beskar was NEUTRAL!



5 of Diamonds

Jolt has been murdered!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Jolt was Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded, of the Space Mafia Faction!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Jolt was NEUTRAL!



Ace of Clubs

Captain Blackadder2 has been murdered!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Captain Blackadder2 was Claire Raval, of the Dark Falls Mafia Faction!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Captain Blackadder2 was EVIL!



5 of Spades

Alive Players- (32/50)

A completely inoffensive name
Autolycus
B_Ray2 (Replacing Methos)
Backwards Logic (revived)
Beefy187
Believer
Bow-wow-wow
Chaotix
classical_hero2 (Replacing El Barto)
Crazed Rabbit
dcmort93
Death is Yonder
Diamondeye
Earthling
Fluffyone
GamezRule
God Emperor
Greyblades
Ironside
landlubber
Link
Mythmonster2
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman


Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero

Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One

TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Queen of Clubs
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty) 8 of Hearts
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) King of Clubs
-------------Night One

YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two

Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two

civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three

choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three

Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four

Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four





Items to be voted on:

• 10% bulletproof chance. Rudolph's (SANTA'S VODKA)
• 50% silencer chance. Rudolph's (GAG)
• 30% bulletproof chance. Rudolph's (TANOOKI SUIT)

• 10% bulletproof chance. Psycho Andy's (LUCKY BADGE)
• 10% retaliatory kill chance. Psycho Andy's (OMEGA VIRUS SAMPLE)

• 10% vigilante kill chance. Claire Raval's (CUSTOM BERETTA)

• 10% investigatory chance + FACTION SCANNING ITEM. Bane Anded's (JEDI HOLOCRON)
• 10% vigilante kill chance. Bane Anded's (KILLER RABBIT)
• 10% bulletproof chance. Bane Anded's (SECURITY FORCEFIELD)

Result PMs will go out as soon as I get the chance.

[Askthepizzaguy]

DAY FIVE

And so it was, on the 18th hour of the fifth day since they traveled to The Purgatory, that the one known as Earthling would finally receive the justice he so richly deserved, or at least that is what most everyone thought. And spotteth twice they the camels before the third hour. And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots.



Angelic One: "Who is it you have determined through logic and reason to be guilty?"


And so the peasants pointed to the one known as Earthling that is called Earthling.


But Earthling was not amused, and he shouted out at them, and called them all silly Kniggits. This did not persuade the crowd to spare his life, and so they advanced. He stood his ground.



Angelic One: "Earthling, you have been judged to be a criminally psychotic chaotic, and also a witch. How do you plead?"


Earthling just stared back in silence.



Angelic One: "I said, how do you plead?"



More silence.



Angelic One: "You are indeed brave, sir Knight, but I must inform you that you're going to die."



Earthling stared off, not even acknowledging the Angelic One.



Angelic One: "Do you have any last words?"


Earthling: None shall pass.



Angelic One: "What?"



Earthling: None shall pass!



Angelic One: "Interesting. Very well, seize him."



And so the entire mob descended upon Earthling, bashing him with clubs, slashing him with claws, firing bullets at him, but nothing seemed to faze the Knight. Finally, the Angelic One unsheathed a gigantic blade, and prepared to cleave the Knight into pieces.


The Angel slashed at Earthling, cutting off his remaining arm. The Angel sheathed his sword again, and stood victorious. But Earthling kicked him in the head, sending him sprawling to the ground.


Angelic One: "The battle is mine. Stop this foolishness."


Earthling: "Ooooh, had enough eh?"


Angelic One: "Stop that."


Earthling: "Chicken! CHICKEN!!! BRAWWKKK BUCK BUCK BUCK BRAWWWK!"


Angelic One: "It's over, I've won."


Earthling: "No you haven't."


Angelic One: "Look you stupid idiot, you've got no arms left!"


Earthling: "Yes I have!"


Angelic One: "LOOK!!!"


Earthling: "It's just a flesh wound. Come on, ya pansy!"



And so the Angelic one unsheathed his sword and cleaved off Earthling's leg.


Angelic One: "There. Now, do you yield?"


Earthling: "I'M INVINCIBLE!!!"


Angelic One: "Right. I'll have your other leg."


And so the Angelic one cleaved off Earthling's other leg.

Earthling: "What do you say we call it a draw?"


The Angelic One just walked away, completely annoyed.

______________________________




Summary of events:





Earthling has been lynched!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Earthling is The Black Knight Who Always Triumphs, of the Python Mafia Faction!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Earthling is Evil!



10 of Hearts

Earthling has survived the lynch!

Alive Players- (32/50)

A completely inoffensive name
Autolycus
B_Ray2 (Replacing Methos)
Backwards Logic (revived)
Beefy187
Believer
Bow-wow-wow
Chaotix
classical_hero2 (Replacing El Barto)
Crazed Rabbit
dcmort93
Death is Yonder
Diamondeye
Earthling (Survived Lynch!)
Fluffyone
GamezRule
God Emperor
Greyblades
Ironside
landlubber
Link
Mythmonster2
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman


Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero

Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One

TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Queen of Clubs
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty) 8 of Hearts
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) King of Clubs
-------------Night One

YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two

Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two

civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three

choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three

Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four

Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four

(No one)
-------------Day Five




Earthling was successfully lynched, but was of Evil alignment. Everyone who wagered this round lost their wagers. Anyone who did not wager lost 1 credit.

Even if Earthling did not survive the lynch, you would have lost the credits anyway due to his alignment.


Begin Night Five.

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT FIVE

Wish I may
Wish I might
Have this I wish tonight
Are you satisfied?
Dig for gold
Dig for fame
You dig to make your name
Are you pacified?

All the wants you waste
All the things you've chased

Then it all crashes down
And you break your crown
And you point your finger
But there's no one around

Just want one thing
Just to play the king
But the castle's crumbled
And you're left with just a name

Where's your crown, King Nothing?
Where's your crown?

Hot and cold
Bought and Sold
A heart as hard as gold
Yeah! Are you satisfied?

Wish I might
Wish I may
You wish your life away
Are you pacified?

All the wants you waste
All the things you chased

Then it all crashes down
And you break your crown
And you point your finger
But there's no one around

Just want one thing
Just to play the king
But the castle's crumbled
And you're left with just a name

Where's your crown, King Nothing?
Where's your crown?

I wish I may
I wish I might
Have this wish I wish tonight
I want that star
I want it now
I want it all and I don't care how

Careful what you wish
Careful what you say
Careful what you wish
You may regret it
Careful what you wish
You just might get it

Then it all crashes down
And you break your crown
And you point your finger
But there's no one around

Just want one thing
Just to play the king
But the castle's crumbled
And you're left with just a name
Where's your crown, King Nothing?

-- Metallica

B_ray clutched the precious item in his hands. He worked so hard for the item.... and now it was his and his alone. It was such a strange item.... but it was rumored to cause giant transformations. Just imagine what could happen if the tiny being could become huge.... just once...


His senses picked up the sound of footsteps behind him. B_Ray hid the item and turned around to face his attacker.


The tall, menacing looking figure with giant black wings approached. In his hands, a pair of blades shimmered. B_Ray also noticed the figure was carrying a vicious-looking spiked mace, dangling from its waist. The figure bared its fangs, and prepared to cleave the little one into pieces.



B_Ray: "Oh poopies. Why do bad things always happen to such cute critters? What am I saying... I've been looking forward to this. Sacrifice me to the devil!"


Raspy voice: "With pleasure...."



And the little one was cleaved in half, with a grin on his face. The remains were mashed up with the mace. B_ray, pounded flat into the pavement, looked like road kill.

______________________________

Autolycus didn't need to rest. He spent the night doing research, attempting to learn something of value to his team. He noted that there was a figure approaching, but did not look up.


The approaching figure raised the weapon, and fired. Autolycus sensed the impact of the bullets, but he seemed unaffected. It was at this point, his golden eyes stopped focusing on his task, and turned to face the attacker. He looked furious.


Autolycus: "And what is it you think you're doing, little man?"


????: "Putting an end to you."


Autolycus: "You bags of flesh are so weak. It will be my pleasure to set you alight like a torch and parade your burnt carcass through town."


????: "I think not."


Autolycus: "And just how do you propose to stop me? I'm stronger than a hundred of you put together, and faster than the eyes can see. In fact, why am I wasting my time taunting you? Time to die."


Autolycus stood up and charged directly toward the figure, preparing to tackle and dismember the foe. But the figure kept firing, the bullets not even fazing Autolycus, as they bounced off his chest. Autolycus dove toward the armed foe, who moved out of the way with astonishing speed. Autolycus landed on the ground, and spun around to face his attacker.

The figure was already upon him, and pointing the weapon at Autolycus' face. He grabbed the attacker's hand and prepared to rip it off. The figure fired the gun, and the bullet penetrated his golden eye, severely damaging Autolycus' positronic matrix. A cascade failure soon followed, and Autolycus could only curse as his programs began shutting down.


Autolycus: "So, this is the end.


I've spent the past 3.5 seconds contemplating my own mortality.


....For an android, that is nearly an eternity."

______________________________

The green eyes shone in the night, focused on the hapless victim. He approached, wielding a massive blade, preparing to finish the tall, powerful figure with a single stroke. Sword raised, he smirked victoriously.


In an instant, the tall, powerful figure disappeared with a flash. The being with the green eyes paused for a moment, wondering what had happened.


In a few seconds, another figure appeared, and she seemed disoriented. She was a stunning woman....


Ironside: "What's going on here?"


With a shrug, the green eyed figure swung the massive blade, decapitating the beautiful woman without mercy or sentiment. He stared off into the night with intense eyes.... it wasn't clear if he was savoring the kill, or searching for the one who got away.



It started to rain from the cloudy skies. The rain sounded like a cascade of pebbles hitting the ground, they struck with such force. The rain washed the blood from the blade, and a tide of red poured from the fallen Ironside, flowing like a river into the sewer.


The green eyed figure smiled again, with malevolence.

______________________________




Summary of events:





B_Ray2 has been murdered!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

B_Ray2 was Squirrely the Squirrel, of the South Park Mafia Faction!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

B_Ray2 was Evil!



3 of Hearts

Autolycus has been murdered!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Autolycus was Lore, of the Space Mafia Faction!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Autolycus was Evil!



4 of Diamonds

Ironside has been murdered!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Ironside was Kansas C. Smith, of the Cosa Nostra Faction!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Ironside was Evil!



Queen of Diamonds

Alive Players- (29/50)

A completely inoffensive name
ArpeggiateTHIS2 (Replacing Classical_Hero2)
Backwards Logic
Beefy187
Believer
Bow-wow-wow
Chaotix
Crazed Rabbit
dcmort93
Death is Yonder
Diamondeye
Earthling
Fluffyone
God Emperor
Greyblades
landlubber
Link
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman
Winston Hughes (Replacing GamezRule)
Yaseikhaan (Replacing Mythmonster2)


Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero
Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One
TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Queen of Clubs
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty) 8 of Hearts
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) King of Clubs
-------------Night One
YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two
Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two
civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three
choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three
Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four
Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four
(No one)
-------------Day Five
B_Ray2- Squirrely the Squirrel [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland) 3 of Hearts
Autolycus- Android Lore [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia VII- Star Trek TNG) 4 of Diamonds
Ironside- Kansas C. Smith [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Resident Evil: Omega) Queen of Diamonds
-------------Night Five







Begin Day Six


Vote on the following items.

• 10% bus driver chance. [MOBILE HOLOGRAM EMITTER]
• 10% investigatory chance + Faction scanning. [RABBITY THE RABBIT]
• 10% bulletproof chance. [UTILITY FLASHLIGHT]
• 60% Override (Allows kill through protection) [TRIFORCE]
• 10% vigilante kill chance. [SILENCED HANDGUN]
• 10% retaliatory kill chance. [OMEGA VIRUS SAMPLE]

Max Wager for this round is 60 Credits.

[Askthepizzaguy]

DAY SIX

I am the shadow, and the smoke in your eyes
I am the ghost, that hides in the night

Boom-lay boom-lay, boom! (repeat)

Wait, wait a minute take a step back,
Gotta think twice before you react.
So stay, stay a little while cause a promise
Not kept is the road to exile
Hey, what's the circumstance
You'll never be great without taking a chance
So, wait you waited too long
Had your hands in your pocket
When you should've been gone.

(Boom-lay boom-lay boom)
One push is all you need
(Boom-lay boom-lay boom)
A fist-first philosophy
(Boom-lay boom-lay boom)
We watch with wounded eyes.
(Boom-lay boom-lay boom)
So I hope you recognize.

Out on the front line, don't worry I'll be fine
The story is just beginning
I say goodbye to my weakness, so long to the regrets
And now I see the world through diamond eyes

Damn, damn it all down
Took one to the chest without even a sound
so, what, what do you want
The things you love or the people you hurt
Hey, it's like deja vu suicidal maniac with nothing to lose
So wait, it's the exception to the rule
Everyone of us is expendable

(Boom-lay boom-lay boom)
One push is all you need
(Boom-lay boom-lay boom)
This is philosophy.
(Boom-lay boom-lay boom)
We watch with wounded eyes.
(Boom-lay boom-lay boom)
So I hope you recognize.

Out on the front line, don't worry I'll be fine
The story is just beginning
I say goodbye to my weakness,
So long to the regrets
And now I know that I'm alive

Out on the front line, don't worry I'll be fine
The story is just beginning
I say goodbye to my weakness so long to the regrets
And now I see the world through
Diamond Eyes

Every night of my life I watch angels fall from the sky
Every time that the sun still sets
I pray they don't take mine

I'm on the front line, don't worry I'll be fine
The story is just beginning
I say goodbye to my weakness so long to regrets

Out on the front line, don't worry I'll be fine
The story is just beginning
I say goodbye to my weakness so long to the regrets
And now I know that I'm alive

Out on the front line, don't worry I'll be fine
The story is just beginning
I say goodbye to my weakness, so long to the regrets
And now I see the world through diamond eyes

Out on the front line, don't worry I'll be fine
The story is just beginning
(The story is just beginning)
I say goodbye to my weakness,
So long to the regrets
And now i see the world through
Diamond eyes

-- Shinedown

The Angelic One called everyone to meet at the center of the city. There was a war going on between the criminals, who had openly accused one another of being worse than evil.... insanely evil.... two candidates were named as possible murderous lunatics, and for a time, the lead candidate was Renata.


Renata: "This is unacceptable. I can prove I haven't been murdering! Open your eyes, or are they full of diamonds?"


Diamondeye: "You're full of it, Renata, I can prove that you are not one of us! And to prove it, I'll talk about how you're not even evil, you're some goody-goody Jedi! Look, everyone, there's a traitor in our midst!"


Angelic One: "Night falls. I need a decision before we can proceed."


Renata: "I'm fed up with you. No one could possibly be so mistaken and still be telling the truth."


By lifting her hands, Renata hurled Diamondeye across the street. She quickly ignited her lightsaber, and stood facing off against Diamondeye, with a badass grimace on her face. Diamondeye crawled to his feet, and began to speak.


Diamondeye: "I am afraid it is you who are mistaken... about a great many things. For I am not even Diamondeye.... I am.... White_Eyes!"


Renata: "White_Eyes? Who in the blue heck is that?"


Diamondeye: "Doesn't anyone remember? I was the assassin that infiltrated Askthepizzaguy Manor and stole his SkyNet analysis database! And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling room spirits. Oh, also, Pizzaguy had a chainsaw and stuff."


Renata: "Charming."


Diamondeye: "And now, I will show off my awesome assassin skills, by taking you down, Renata!"


Diamondeye began hurling pots, pans, rubber chickens, and banana peels at Renata, who deftly avoided the projectiles. Renata suspected that Diamondeye would go for his guns and start shooting, but Diamondeye was far too clever for that. Instead, he wielded a plunger and attacked Renata head-on, and began plunging her face.


Diamondeye: "Confess! Confess! You're not one of us, you're one of them, whoever they are!"


Renata: "Get.... off.... of.... me...."


Diamondeye: "No, I won't! In fact, I shall defeat you using only a rubber chicken and a lot of enthusiasm!"



Diamondeye began slapping Renata across the face with it, pinning her down to the ground. It was humiliating.



Renata: "All right, THAT'S ENOUGH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER-LOVING CHICKENS SLAPPING AGAINST MY MOTHER-LOVING FACE!!!"


Using the Force, Renata pushed Diamondeye off of her, and then took out her awesome lightsaber and prepared to finish the White_eyed one.


Diamondeye: "No, please don't! Don't kill me.... please!"


Renata: "I'M GOING TO END THIS, ONCE AND FOR ALL...."


Diamondeye: "No..... no.... no.... YOU WILL DIE!!!!"


In a flash, Diamondeye removed his White_Eyes mask to reveal what he was underneath.... it was too horrible to describe. But it was very furry.




Renata: "What is going on here?"


Diamondeye: "Foolish Jedi... don't you realize who you're messing with? The greatest and most undetectable mafioso of all time. OF ALL TIME!"


Renata rolled out of the way as Diamondeye wielded a shotgun and began blasting the vicious weapon in her direction. Diamondeye stood up, and lit a cigarette and let it dangle off of his grotesque features. His face was twisted into a permanent grin. He wore a dark vest, and sunglasses, and had long.... floppy ears?


Renata: "You're dressed as some kind of.... crazed.... rabbit..... thing!"


Diamondeye: "And now you'll be sleeping with the fishes!"

*BLAM!!! BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!!*

Renata jumped out of the way, but her jedi weapon wasn't very proficient at deflecting shotgun blasts. Laser weapons were easier to deflect... these crude weapons were too primitive for her elegant weapon to be of any use.

She tapped into the Force and ran as fast as she could, with the mad rabbit man hopping behind her, laughing as his shotgun blasts nearly hit their mark.


She ran back to the center of the city, where the crowd took cover. Only the Angelic One remained.




Angelic One: "You've disappointed me, Wabbit. I thought you could be something more than a common criminal. I thought you were the best of the best. Instead, you got beaten by a girl."


Diamondeye: "What? She's no match for me. She can't even fight back. I'll blast her to smithereens!"


Angelic One: "Prepare to face your judgment...."


Diamondeye: "Well..... a-that-a-that-a-that's all, folks!"




The Angelic One summoned a figure from beyond this dimension.... a being of style, and grace, and supernaturally perfect dance moves. He summoned.... The Director.



Reenk Roink: "I see my services are needed again. It figures Pizzaguy couldn't write a decent ending for this tale without me. Now, hit the music!"


Suddenly, one of the nearby buildings lit up with a flashing Neon sign, that read "Club 30". It was filled with gorgeous models, actors and actresses, wealthy business moguls, famous politicians, and most importantly, a disco ball and a dance floor.


Reenk Roink: "I challenge you, Diamondeye. If you can dance as well as me, I will let you live. And if not.... well...."


Reenk pointed at the floor near the bathroom of Club 30, which still contained a rotting corpse impaled on spikes.



Diamondeye: "I can dance just as well as anyone! Let's go!"



And the fantastic beat began to play. The familiar music: Michael Jackson. And Diamondeye began performing for the crowd, showing off his astounding moves. He spun and he flipped, he popped and he locked. He even did the electric slide. And the crowd was mightily impressed. They cheered for him.


Diamondeye: "See? I'm the best dancer around!"



Reenk Roink simply stepped onto the dance floor, wearing a white tuxedo and a stylish fedora. He raised an eyebrow, and all the ladies and 10% of the guys began to swoon. What followed was the most astounding dance moves anyone had ever seen. Some of the moves Reenk performed simply could not have been done by a normal human being. But Reenk was no ordinary human being.

His dancing literally set the floor on fire. Diamondeye could only watch with jaw agape as the furious dancing of Reenk Roink filled the room with burning intensity. The ladies began showering Reenk with bras and panties, roses, and jewelry. Diamondeye was too stunned to move, as his clothes caught fire, and began burning his rabbit costume.

Reenk stopped dancing and looked at the burning man in the rabbit suit.


Reenk Roink: "Now, beat it."


Reenk snapped his fingers, and Diamondeye exploded in a shower of flaming rabbit parts. No one was sure exactly how Reenk did that, but everyone just shrugged and said "Reenk is Reenk".


As quickly as he came, Reenk Roink disappeared.... and Club 30 went with him.



Angelic One: "That was impressive. Okay, there are still more of them left. Don't get cocky..."

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Summary of events:





Diamondeye has been lynched!

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Diamondeye was White_Eyes:D, of the Cosa Nostra Faction!

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Diamondeye was CRAZED RABBIT, of CAPO DI TUTTI CAPO III



Diamondeye was CHAOTIC!



10 of Spades

Alive Players- (28/50)

A completely inoffensive name
ArpeggiateTHIS2 (Replacing Classical_Hero2)
Backwards Logic
Beefy187
Believer
Bow-wow-wow
Chaotix
Crazed Rabbit
dcmort93
Death is Yonder
Earthling
Fluffyone
God Emperor
Greyblades
landlubber
Link
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman
Winston Hughes (Replacing GamezRule)
Yaseikhaan (Replacing Mythmonster2)


Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero
Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One
TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Queen of Clubs
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty) 8 of Hearts
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) King of Clubs
-------------Night One
YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two
Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two
civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three
choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three
Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four
Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four
(No one)
-------------Day Five
B_Ray2- Squirrely the Squirrel [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland) 3 of Hearts
Autolycus- Android Lore [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia VII- Star Trek TNG) 4 of Diamonds
Ironside- Kansas C. Smith [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Resident Evil: Omega) Queen of Diamonds
-------------Night Five
Diamondeye- White_Eyes:D/CRAZED RABBIT [CHAOTIC ]Cosa Nostra(CAPO DI TUTTI CAPO III) 10 of Spades
-------------Day Six





Begin Night Six



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