My last.....

[Subotan]

I'm puzzled that people are still trying to give serious advice to what is self-evidently a ludicrous and doomed attempt.

[Monk]

I'm puzzled that people are still trying to give serious advice to what is self-evidently a ludicrous and doomed attempt.

That's one of my favorite words, right up there with preposterous and gargantuan. Hardly ever have a chance to use them daily though.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Look up the D.E.N.N.I.S. method and thank me later.

I just did.

28 is really really old dude......

Then I'm getting old fast to!

Who knows how much she will be willing to hear about cashews and milk as well.

I think you may not be referring to her as "it" enough.

Women love that, right?

CR

Understand this before doing anything: She is much older than you and in a completely different state of mind when it comes to these things. You might find it difficult for her to take you seriously, and her life-priorities (not just romantic ones) are likely on different continents than those of your own. Metaphorically speaking of course.

That being said: If you want a chance at her, man the up and step up to the plate.

Line of the day right their folks. I do my best. Proably will fail, but hey, what the hell!

I'm puzzled that people are still trying to give serious advice to what is self-evidently a ludicrous and doomed attempt.

Like I said, what the hell, lets try anyhow!