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    The Mafia's comeback

    He looked up at the blue sky. It was a very nice day, early Spring. The sort of day on which his father used to take him out to go fishing. He remembered those days as about the happiest ones in his childhood. Not that he liked fishing. In fact, as a child, he found it a pretty boring sport. "Sport". Ha! Sitting down for a whole day and just waiting for a fish to bite. No, he loved those occasions, because his father used to tell him awesome stories.

    There was this one story his father loved to tell him. And he loved hearing it again and again. It was about a boy named Richie.

    Richie was a fat kid, living in his father's town Gameroomville. He was the son of a butcher, named Luciano. Luciano was an Italian immigrant, a hard working man, who paid his weekly contributions to the local mobster, Don Patino.

    Don Patino had a son, Vincenzo. Vincenzo wasn’t exactly the brightest bulb, but he was his fathers’ son, so nobody dared to touch him. Vincenzo knew this and he enjoyed his status. He was a bully and Richie, the fat kid, often was his target. Every time Richie walked by Richie and his friend, they called him names. Sometimes they pushed him away and when Vincenzo was in a bad mood, Richie got punched and kicked.

    They also did practical jokes with Richie. Just like his father was a hard working man, Richie was a good student who did his best at school. He loved reading and could often seen walking around with books, he bought with the money he earned helping his father in the butcher shop during the week-ends.

    One day, Richie made the mistake of walking through Vincenzo’s street with his newly acquired books. Vincenzo and his friends forced Richie to stop. They punched him in the face and of course, Richie dropped his books. That day, Vincenzo took things a bit further than usual. Two of his friends forced Richie to watch while Vincenzo urinated on his books. But this wasn’t enough for Vincenzo, no. After that, he lit a cigarette and he threw the match on the books. They caught fire.

    Richie yelled “Noooo!” and this was reason enough for Vincenzo to kick one of the burning books in Richie’s face. The child’s face got scarred for life.

    Being the coward he was, deep in his heart, Vincenzo ran away, his friends with him.

    A year later, Richie walked through Vincenzo’s street again. The Dons’ son grinned and his friends walked up to Richie, planning to give him the usual treatment. But Richie wasn’t there to be bullied again. He pulled a handgun and pointed it at Vincenzo.

    Two days later, a 14 year old kid killed Don Patino.

    From that day on, Gameroomville was no longer terrorised by mobsters. Richie's tradition was continued and this particular neighbourhood never got terrorised by the mafia again, until...

    This was little Santino’s favourite story and he smiled while remembering it.

    It were his last thoughts before the silenced gun finished him with a bullet between his eyes.

    The mafioso looked down on the body and started shaking his head. “I liked you, I really did. But we can’t allow people standing up against us.”

    He shrugged and stepped back in his car. His colleague nodded in approval and both men drove away quickly, leaving the body uncovered.

    ***

    Day 1

    Chief of police Andres read the report with a worried look on his face. The news that the mafia was in town would probably be a disaster for the regular deliveries of Belgian beer in this small town. Sure, he had enough booze in his cellar to survive a few World Wars, but still, it was worrisome.

    He never understood why they made him chief of police of this small town, some told him it was because he was good at swinging sharp objects around and in making things swing from a rope.

    He picked up the manual "How to be a completely incapable chief of police and doing minimal damage" and particularly liked the chapter where it was explained how to let the townies figure it out themselves and doing nothing more than what he was good at: lynching people and drinking beer.

    He started to prepare his opening speech, but not after opening his third bottle of Duvel. After all, breakfast was the most important meal of the day.

    ***

    Welcome to "The Mafia's Comeback", a large VANILLA mafia game:

    The set-up is pretty simple:

    - 30 players MAX;
    - 2 mafiosi who get 2 kills each night;
    - no detective or other pro town role;
    - roles are not revealed upon lynching;
    - mafia needs to provide the host at least a schematic kill write-up;
    - 24 hours night and day phases;
    - dead players are allowed to talk in the thread;

    For those not familiar with mafia gaming, I'll explain the basic rules. In this game, this are the only rules you need to know, which makes this perfect as an introduction for new players:

    Basic mafia rules


    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

    There are two sides in this game: the townies and the mafia.

    The townies are the innocent people and they have to lynch the mafiosi during the day. The mafiosi have to kill a set number of townies each night (in this game, the mafia has two kills each night, regardless of with how many they are. This means that if one mafioso is lynched, the mafia will still have the ability to kill two players each night). When all mafiosi are lynched, the town wins. When all townies are dead, the mafia wins.

    Each day or night phase will last approximately 24 hours. This may be extended or shortened due to real life circumstances of the host (that's me).

    The townies have to decide during the day by voting who will get lynched. The person with the most votes, will be lynched.

    Votes have to be made like this:

    Vote : Andres

    When you want to switch your vote, you have to do it like this:

    Unvote : Andres ; Vote : Ser Clegane

    Please remember to BOLD YOUR VOTES! UNBOLDED VOTES WILL NOT BE COUNTED! No exceptions will be made. Also, REMEMBER TO UNVOTE BEFORE SWITCHING YOUR VOTE; if you forget to unvote, your vote switch will be ignored.

    Notes:

    * You're allowed to vote "abstain"; voting "no lynch" will be counted as an abstain vote.
    * When a tie is reached at the end of the day, the game host will randomly (as in "completely at random") lynch one of the players in the tie. In short: there will always be a lynch at the end of the day phase.
    * regardless of your role, you are supposed to be active in the thread. Severe inactivity (no strict rule, but you can take not posting for 6 RL days in a row as a basic rule) will be dealt with by WoG ("Wrath of God") which basically means that you'll be killed by the host in a most humiliating way.
    * If you can no longer play for whatever reason, please inform the host and he'll try to find a replacement. If no replacement can be found, you will be written out of play (honorable suicide).


    Game is now open for sign-ups !


    Signed up (30/30) - Full (but feel free to sign up as replacement player)
    Subotan
    johnhughthom
    Renata
    GeneralHankerchief
    Captain Blackadder
    Beefy187
    Saregona
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    God Emperor
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    Replacement

    TinCow
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    Diamondeye
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    >:(
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andres View Post
    Just a placeholder, will update later.

    This will be a large VANILLA mafia game:

    - 30 players MAX;
    - 2 mafiosi who get 2 kills each night;
    - no detective or other pro town role;
    - roles are not revealed upon lynching;
    - mafia needs to provide the host at least a schematic kill write-up;
    - 24 hours night and day phases;

    Will be hosted April 2011.
    Yes, Vanilla. I also eat that.

    I shall indicate my desire to join by posting this important message:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Andres View Post
    Just a placeholder, will update later.

    This will be a large VANILLA mafia game:

    - 30 players MAX;
    - 2 mafiosi who get 2 kills each night;
    - no detective or other pro town role;
    - roles are not revealed upon lynching;
    - mafia needs to provide the host at least a schematic kill write-up;
    - 24 hours night and day phases;

    Will be hosted December 11th.
    Fixxed
    No, seriously, it sounds intriguing. Odds are if I play, I'll be the mafia
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    People still allowed to talk after death?
    In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

    I have got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel

    INTP

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    So long away?


    I'm in though!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    Beefy, you are a silly moo moo at times, aren't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by God Emperor View Post
    People still allowed to talk after death?


    Maybe I should work on something to encourage participation.

    Maybe something along the lines of "participate in every round after dead and you're allowed to vote in the final round" ?
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    I dunno.

    I think they should be allowed to talk, but killing active players is/was a possible tactic, in the hope that they would cease activity/be less active. Not an honourable one, but even so.
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    Let the town have the option of, after the lynch, select one player who hasn't voted and/or has only made one post that day be lynched as well? Just a thought :3

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    Great.

    By April I should have some free time.

    My kingdom for a .

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    Inception is a horrible film.
    Believer says (11:06):
    Can I have the 3 last replies as a signature?
    ATPG says (11:06):
    No.
    Believer says (11:06):
    Why?
    ATPG says (11:06):
    not org-appropriate
    Believer says (11:07):
    Nothing we say is org-appropriate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Believer View Post
    Inception is a horrible film.
    Seriously? I liked it.
    If God is great, and if God is good, why can't he change the hearts of men?"
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    I liked the part where the Mafias come back.


    Andres, please update!
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    Just a little note to let you guys know I didn't forget.

    Had some RL issues and of course, the recent tragic event, but I won't let you guys down.

    I'll work on the opening write-up and hopefully this will go in sign-up phase next Saturday. Won't start before Tuesday though, because of Carnaval.
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    Game is now open for sign-ups!

    Andres is our Lord and Master and could strike us down with thunderbolts or beer cans at any time. ~Askthepizzaguy

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    Oooh pick me pick me

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    In.

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    I'll play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andres View Post
    a large VANILLA mafia game
    ohmyGodyespleasethankyouin
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    In please


    Coming Soon to a Gameroom Near You

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    For the second time :D


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    Hello

    I shall join.

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    In.

    mafia needs to provide the host at least a schematic kill write-up
    Hope I'm not mafia!

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    I'll play.
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    I've signed up for more games than I can realistically chew on, especially since I have other extracurricular projects and my own game(s) coming up.

    However, I will sign up. If this fills up and we still have people who want in, I'll drop and be a replacement. Andres' games are awesome.

    In.
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    I'll borrow ATPG's statement since I'm a bit tight on the schedule myself (excluding an upcoming game) but I'd love to sign up, yet if there's an overflow of interested participants please change me to become a replacement

    In please
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    In for the win.
    BLARGH!

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    I'd like to be a part of this.
    Count me in!

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