The Campground [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty Pizza, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it.

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O RLY?

So you're attacking my vote with a WIFOM argument that defends somebody else?

Unvote, Vote: ATPG

Just what I was looking for.

It's all the pizzaman's fault. I'm not tipping, and not because I'm dead.

Vote: Askthepizzaguy

Ok, ATPG, I tried to convince myself it was nothing before, but now I am sure of it.

Your playing is off. Sure, you're joking around and all that, but you never decide to just throw a game and vote for whoever you like.

You always vote for who you believe the mafia is.

And today, you are not doing that. Because you know I am not mafia. So that leaves only one option.

Unvote, Vote: Askthepizzaguy

This camp isn't big enough for the two of us.

Sorry guys, been out of town all weekend, just got back. I'll go back over the replies tomorrow evening, but for now...
vote: Askthepizzaguy

And I'm saying listen to my gut, and lynch ATPG.

I just said I don't think Chaotix is your partner in the post right above yours'

It's ATPG and Scienter.

Who wants to bet its actually ATPG and Andres?

Lynch Pizza and Scienter, then worship me for being a genius

You're still guilty.

Why are you so eager not to defend yourself and only going for the attack?

I think you sticking to the attack is your way of showing you can't handle the pressure. You're guilty.

It's not unusual for a scummy Pizza to start sounding frustrated when being pressured.

Vote: Askthepizzaguy

@Reenk

Yes, Pizza has put Chaotix into the tie. One of the reasons I don't think they're scumbuddies and why I said it's probably option b), Chaotix is Pizza's scapegoat.

Once again, you are apparently only capable of attacking the posts of mine which happen to be clearly jokes. I already told you I was going to keep voting you till you die.

SCUM SCUM SCUM SCUM

Just a couple of things of interest from looking at the votes from the previous rounds:

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TheLastDays has voted for the person lynched on every day.

ATPG has voted for the person lynched 3 out of 5 rounds

Csargo has voted for the person lynched 3 out of 5 rounds

ATPG and Scienter have voted together 3 out of 5 rounds(4 if you want to count Day 4 where ATPG switched his vote from Chaotix to Scienter towards the end of the round making it a tie. Scienter was never in danger since ATPG could have changed his vote at any time. They've also focused on Chaotix mainly up until the Andres lynch.

ATPG and Scienter have voted an innocent twice(Chaotix in both cases)

ATPG has also voted with JHT, TLD, and Visorslah 3 out of 5 rounds

Csargo and TLD have voted together 3 out of 5 rounds

JHT and Visorslash have voted together 3 out of 5 rounds

I have a strong feeling that ATPG is guilty. Scienter may be as well, but I'm not as sure. TLD is also a possibility but that's only because he's been in on every lynch.

Vote:ATPG

I'm torn between Visor and ATPG.

What. You know perfectly well that doesn't ring true.

Unvote; Vote: ATPG

Scienter is my first suspect.
ATPG is my second.
Csargo is third.

Grar... I told you, I've been getting my hat handed to me by my summer courses. Vote:Askthepizzaguy Because you being alive now means you'll never die, and I don't want to take that risk.

Oh, look at that.

Andres is dead.

Chaotix is dead.

Now the only people who were going after ATPG are dead and gone.

And guess who's going to get a free ride to the finish line?

Well played, ATPG, you've got the game in your pocket now.

Scum are ATPG and Scienter, ATPG bussed Scienter to get himself a free ride to the end.

And Pizza still sounds off.

Pizza should die this round.

Indeed it is. You're all fools for not seeing it sooner.

Oh god it's totally you two, isn't it?

Look at ATPG...

SO certain both he and khaan are going to survive the night.

It's almost as if he's the one calling the shots...

My gut says ATPG. My brain also says ATPG. Oh, well that's good then. No conflict between the two.

ATPG, when you win, this game will forever be known as "that game where nobody lynched ATPG even though they knew he was scum the whole time".

Well JHT is second on the list. That's who I would have voted if I was still alive, but since I'm dead you're my first choice.

... Again. It's ATPG. Pretty please, Khaan, with sugar on top.

I'm way out of the loop now but I did skim this round.

Atpg's behavior is extremely suspicious here. He is active almost instantly but delays the vote. Why? Well, one guess is he wants to see what the other two are going to do. I think that's plausible. Then we have the really long analysis, but they seem forced to me. Then again, most analyses will, but in this case, what also bothers me is that I remember Atpg not suspecting john at all and rather suspecting khaan. Now things might have changed in the last several days, but honestly it just kinda looks like he threw in his vote after khaan did to lynch whoever's going to get lynched.

Now, I did remember suspecting john like a while back but that was a while back. I guess I still do, but you guys know better with what's gone on.

I'd probably go with Atpg based on this round's actions and Csar's gut.

I think it's Pizza.

Yet again, the "DE is scum" argument is used to castrate my words. For once, listen! Reenk is right that I have been suspicious of Pizza for a long time. I can't see why a scummer would keep ATPG alive this long, I simply can't, and ATPG has been all "tee hee I am scum" all over the place. I'd feel better losing to JHT or Khaan. Letting Pizza run away with this one is a big no-no.

I know I don't have that mumch credit as a lynchee, but you need to at least consider it..!

I can't shake off how anxious Atpg has seemed here. One thing I forgot to mention aside from what's been previously mentioned is how I don't like the self-votes. Also, I really think john would care more if he was mafia here (but maybe something came up?).

johnhughthom and 'khaan are both players who are very difficult to read. When they're scum, it's difficult to catch them. Most people feel very uncomfortable if 'khaan and johnhughthom are still alive in the end phase, because both always have this smell of scum around them no matter what role they have or how they behave. So, for a mafioso who has been under a lot of fire during several rounds, like e.g. Pizza in this game, leaving those two alive isn't a bad idea at all.

If only 'khaan or JHT had been left alive, I'd be very suspicious of 'khaan or JHT, but both of them being alive now just smells like a calculated move.

It's Pizza.

Unvote: johnhughthom

Vote: Askthepizzaguy

First to blink is scum.

*Sprinkle magic dust*

[Andres]

You can add this one in:

Pizza seems so desperate that he simply MUST be guilty. In fact, if it turns out he's innocent, I won't believe it. It will be just another one of those fake endings. Whatever ending that lists Pizza as innocent is fake, fake, fake. He's guilty. G-U-I-L-T-Y. Do I need to spell it out again? P-I-Z-Z-A I-S G-U-I-L-T-Y.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You can add this one in:

Pizza seems so desperate that he simply MUST be guilty. In fact, if it turns out he's innocent, I won't believe it. It will be just another one of those fake endings. Whatever ending that lists Pizza as innocent is fake, fake, fake. He's guilty. G-U-I-L-T-Y. Do I need to spell it out again? P-I-Z-Z-A I-S G-U-I-L-T-Y.

I am nervous, very very nervous. Sweat is pouring down my face. My nerves are shot. My hands are shaking, trembling.... could this be it? Could this really be happening?


*leans in and kisses Andres on his bean-covered lips*



Whoooo! I feel better now.

[Andres]

I am nervous, very very nervous. Sweat is pouring down my face. My nerves are shot. My hands are shaking, trembling.... could this be it? Could this really be happening?


*leans in and kisses Andres on his bean-covered lips*



Whoooo! I feel better now.

NOW YOU MUST DIE!!!

NECROPHILIAC!

[Renata]

Well I'd still be voting for JHT, if I could. That doesn't mean I'm remotely confident I'm correct, about either of the other two of you.

Take it as a compliment, Pizza-scum.

[Andres]

With that post, he makes it impossible not to lynch him. We simply can't afford to let him live and then have him winning this game as mafia. Even if I would be 99,99 % sure that it's one of the other guys, I still would lynch Pizza. A 0,01 % chance that he wins this game as mafia after that post and all his claims of being mafia is a risk I, for one, wouldn't want to take.

If he's mafia and we let him live after that post and all those times he claimed scum, we'll all be the GR's laughingstock for years. No, can't have that. Even if GH would now make a post to say it's 'khaan or JHT, then we still need to lynch Pizza. Even if the chance he's mafia would be only 0,00000000000000000000000000001 %, we can't have it. No. Even if he would be guaranteed innocent, we can't have it. Imagine the host saying, "oops, mistake, I meant 'khaan, not Pizza". No, no, no.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh Andres, I do declare, I can barely walk after the loving you've shown me this game.

[TheLastDays]

Haha at least this is entertaining to watch :D

I still don't think Pizza is scum. He doesn't have the cojones to play it like that, not even Pizza...

[Kagemusha]

Pizza has the cojones to do anything and everything.

[Diamondeye]

Pizza that was an amazing post and some amazing pics.

But you're still scum