The Campground [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Don't you have thought processes?

Tsk, Andres. I'm not moved by that. You criticize the thought process, you criticize the case, you'll criticize the accuser, but it doesn't matter if I found the right answer by rolling DICE, if the answer is correct.

Also, "Il n'y a que les imbéciles qui ne changent pas d'avis". Only a fool never changes his opinion.

You may reserve the right to change your opinion, as often as you please. I'm simply theorizing that your opinions haven't been genuine in the first place.

Lynch Pizza and Scienter, then worship me for being a genius

Scienter will of course, go on past this whole charade where I get Andres and Chaotix lynched, and even though I will die in the process, I shall be vindicated when my she-scum partner lasts to the final round. You'll tremble as you place your votes on her, wondering if I could be that ballsy. But you stand firm, because you know that I can indeed. And you'll lynch her. And you'll be right. But, you'll be so very surprised... why would I play the WIFOM game if I know you're going to call my bluff?

The answer, my friend, is as plain as the cheese on my pizza pie. Because I am Askthepizzaguy, and my reputation must be preserved no matter the cost! For I am VAIN!!! Curse my enormous ego. Weep for me, townies, I'm too narcissistic to play this game properly...




Also, Scienter showing up right now is convenient timing. All too convenient, you see, because Andres accused her of being scum and she just couldn't help herself. I always fall into my own scumtell traps. Woe.

[Andres]

blah blah blah blah blah

You're still guilty.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Your case makes no sense

And yet, it's still correct!

[Andres]

And yet, it's still correct!

Why are you so eager not to defend yourself and only going for the attack?

I think you sticking to the attack is your way of showing you can't handle the pressure. You're guilty.

[Visor]

Yaseikhaan
Visorslash
B_Ray
Csargo
Andres
johnhughthom
Scienter
Askthepizzaguy
TheLastDays
Chaotix

I want to hear from Csargo.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Why are you so eager not to defend yourself and only going for the attack?

I think you sticking to the attack is your way of showing you can't handle the pressure. You're guilty.

I've already admitted my scummery! I've already admitted Scienter is my partner! But now, I'm focusing on bringing down fake mafioso/true townie Andres so I can score much lulz before this game ends! Don't you get it??? There's no need for me to defend the indefensible. Now I'm going for the gusto. I intend for the audience to shower me with roses and gold coins when my masterful performance is complete!

I could respond seriously to you, but when has that ever brought me good fortune? I'd rather post sexy pictures of Kagemusha, it gets my point across better.

[Andres]

I could respond seriously to you, but when has that ever brought me good fortune? I'd rather post sexy pictures of Kagemusha, it gets my point across better.

It's not unusual for a scummy Pizza to start sounding frustrated when being pressured.

[Askthepizzaguy]

It's not unusual for a scummy Pizza to start sounding frustrated when being pressured.

Even so, you have to admit that Kagemusha is incredibly sexy. If you don't, they will all know you're lying, and therefore mafia.

CONFESS!!