
Originally Posted by
Askthepizzaguy
Vote: Scienter
I wouldn't want your turn as mafia to be too easy, now.
Here, I distance myself from Scienter. The plan was, when either of us went down, we were to be open about our guilt, so at least the town would know they got one. And then our voting pattern against one another would become apparent, and the other would look innocent.

Originally Posted by
Askthepizzaguy
unvote, vote: Who am I
Not really wanting to knock her off so quickly, I did the scummy thing which is to switch votes on round one. I'm very scummy here, but I delight in that, because acting scummy while scum is fun.

Originally Posted by
Askthepizzaguy
Vote: Visorslash
Well, these are yours.
This was in response to Visorslash voting for TheLastDays, who I tried to gain favor with by performing an OMGUS vote on his behalf. It was very scummy of me.

Originally Posted by
Askthepizzaguy
You meant to vote for Visorslash.

But I forgive you.
Here, you can tell I am nervous, because TheLastDays correctly called me out on my nonsense. Sadly, he was not rewarded for his brilliance.

Originally Posted by
Askthepizzaguy
Nifty...
unvote, vote: Chaotix
God Emperor loves Renata.
Here, I use my own kill choices as a method of framing someone. Everyone knows I'd never kill Renata, and God Emperor is in lurve with Renata as well. So I point my scummy finger at Chaotix. I'm so very scummy here.

Originally Posted by
Askthepizzaguy
A scapegoat?
Characteristic of me, I nervously respond when Chaotix bravely and correctly votes for me. I cannot handle such pressure, so I accuse him of making me a scapegoat.

Originally Posted by
Askthepizzaguy
The joker role is banned forever.
We shall never speak of it again.
Off topic garbage. This is the sort of thing scums do when they don't want to pretend to hunt for scums, they respond to commentary that is unrelated to this game.

Originally Posted by
Askthepizzaguy
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
Zack was a terrible lynch, and I distanced myself from it just like scums do when a townie is lynched. It's a reflexively scummy response. Inside, I was cackling with glee.

Originally Posted by
Askthepizzaguy
Vote: Chaotix
I'll give my life, assuming I get yours in return. You're infested with scum and villainy.
Preferably in that order. I ended up leaving him alive as lynch bait, and then, I decided to kill him because of his repeated correct votes for me.

Originally Posted by
Askthepizzaguy
Come back here and fight like a man!
Chicken!!! CHICKEN!!!
I'll eat your face and sell your toes on eBay.
Trying to hide my scummery with humor? Such cheap chicanery, Pizzaguy.

I know you're better than that.

Originally Posted by
Askthepizzaguy
Vote: Chaotix 
I hardly ever use smiley faces. I dunno why I kept using them in this game. Could it be because I am SCUM!!!

Pizza, you guilty grease ball!

Originally Posted by
Askthepizzaguy
NOOOOOOOO Diamondeye! My scum partner of scum partners! The only one with diamonds as big as.... well, nearly as big as..... errr, in fact.... vastly smaller than mine!
DE gets lynched because he's always mafia. Not this time! MWAHAHAHAHAA

Originally Posted by
Askthepizzaguy
Okay. I'll make the move, and pray it isn't a stupid one.
Unvote, vote: Scienter
I will murder you tonight, Chaotix.
This is me pretending to care about who dies. I thought if I showed Chaotix a little compassion he'd stop voting for me, but nooooo

Originally Posted by
Askthepizzaguy
That's not a good argument for you to live. Pretending not to care about if you live or die is common mafia strategy.
Unvote, vote: God Emperor
A strategy I employ often as mafia.

Originally Posted by
Askthepizzaguy
Man, this totally doesn't sound like WIFOM or anything like that. There's no chance either me or you will get any votes at all tomorrow. Nope.
Much too cocky. Lynch that guy.

Originally Posted by
Askthepizzaguy
Lynch Andres first, then me.

If you were townie, you'd have said lynch me first, then Andres. You're such a sloppy liar, Pizza.
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