Quote Originally Posted by Diamondeye View Post
Trying to subtly hint that you might be town's only hope? Pull a Sunrider?
I'm afraid I don't have even Noob Grandmaster-level jedi powers this time, and I have no defense against flaming logs to the head.

My plan is to run away screaming. If cornered, I'll tell them I have a kind of gonnorhea that is transmitted by sneezing, and I'm allergic to being murdered.