Bah. You could have expected me to switch to you, thus making me look opportunistic in front of johnhughthom, who could have voted with you to win the game.

I get the feeling you'd rather win in a daring and dramatic fashion, not the straightforward way. You love being mafia. Just being alive at this stage of the game and in a position where you can triumph has got to be putting you in a plenty carefree and fun-loving mood. Even should you lose, you'd lose in a way that was true to who you are, and didn't feel sneaky or cowardly.

There's also the fact that you cannot really rely on me to keep my word and not switch to you at the very end just for the lols, and to be the dramatic finish to our long-standing rivalry. Maybe you'd feel a lot safer if you had John's vote on me.

I can easily explain all of your actions as being guilty ones, if I wanted to. They do fit who you are. The testament to who you are as a mafia player is that even now, when I could explain this as your final dazzling strategy, I can't describe it as any different from how you'd play it as a townie. You are unsinkable.