New DLC unit for Shogun 2

[Gregoshi]

Naginatea Warriors - they engage the enemy in a Tea Ceremony where they server really bad tea.

[A Nerd]

Superman Samurai-The first flying unit in a TW title! Swoop around the battlefield in brightly colored armor impervious to arrows and bullets. A visit from the Krypton traders give you upgradeable heat vision tech.

[Andres]

Banana cavalry : they throw banana peels which causes the enemy to slip. One the enemy is floored, they move in, waving giant yellow banana's.
Geishave: your daimyo will look cleaner than a camel's bottom after the Geishave!
Metsaké: come on now, Mister Ninja, let's have another drink, you can kill my daimyo next night. Or the night after that. Or let him die of old age, I can't drink all this booze here alone!
Warrior Monk-ey: gets a bonus against Banana cavalry.

[HopAlongBunny]

Banana cavalry :
Geishave: ... cleaner than a camel's bottom after the Geishave!

Things that make you go: Hmmm

[Andres]

Yes, they have some serious twisted minds over there at CA.

Shin00bi: useless unit that gets p0w3nd by all other units.
Ashi Guru: enemies die of boredom after the Ashi Guru's hours and hours of rambling about the wisdoms hidden in the milking of cows.
Matlock Monks: runs around for an hour or so doing nothing useful; right before the timer hits the end and when it looks as if you're going to suffer a humiliating defeat, the Matlock Monks suddenly win the battle for you on the court of law map. Each time you use it, you receive a 50.000 $ bill.

[edyzmedieval]

Banana cavalry : they throw banana peels which causes the enemy to slip. One the enemy is floored, they move in, waving giant yellow banana's.
Geishave: your daimyo will look cleaner than a camel's bottom after the Geishave!
Metsaké: come on now, Mister Ninja, let's have another drink, you can kill my daimyo next night. Or the night after that. Or let him die of old age, I can't drink all this booze here alone!
Warrior Monk-ey: gets a bonus against Banana cavalry.

Shin00bi: useless unit that gets p0w3nd by all other units.
Ashi Guru: enemies die of boredom after the Ashi Guru's hours and hours of rambling about the wisdoms hidden in the milking of cows.

Brilliant Andres, brilliant.

Naginatea Warriors - they engage the enemy in a Tea Ceremony where they server really bad tea.

Ah yes, the Gregoshi puns (TM).

[Forward Observer]

Good ones guys---maybe CA should think about hiring us for DLC development. I know I'd pay a couple of bucks just to see the banana cav and the Warrior monk-eys go at it---heh,heh!

Cheers

[Gregoshi]

I want Andres' units. One question though - do the Banana Cav tend to bunch up?


Light Cavalry: how often they waver depends upon the frequency with which you use them.

Teppo Marxmen - a gun unit composed of the Marx Brothers.

[Forward Observer]

I want Andres' units. One question though - do the Banana Cav tend to bunch up?

Ouch!

Teppo Marxmen - a gun unit composed of the Marx Brothers.

Another unit I would gladly pay money for--especially if Groucho gets to sing "Lydia the Tattooed Lady"

[Andres]

Light Cavalry:

Zero Cavalry: zero sugar, maximum charge bonus.
Red Light Cavalry: Geisha on horses
Warrior Honks: Move aside you idiots, we don't have all day!
Warrior Hunks: no geisha can resist them.
Naggingata Monks: ok, ok, we'll die already, if that's what it takes to get rid of you.
Safari Samurai: gets bonuses against exotic units. Provides excellent screenshots, but need micromanagement, else they'll end up in the trees with the Warrior Monk-eys
Cow Samurai: they throw cows at the enemy.
Cow Ashigaru: have a slower firing rate than Cow Samurai, because they milk the cows before throwing them.