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  1. 05-14-2011, 19:36 #1
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    Default Got groped by TSA 15 min ago.

    Didn't come up with any clever one liners.

    dude tried to tell me them scanners are safe because we got bombarded everyday by background radiation.

    give me some one liners for the TSA agent next time. gotta go, flght taking off right now.

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    Default Re: Got groped by TSA 15 min ago.

    He actually used the word "bombarded"....?

    Classic.
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban
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    Default Re: Got groped by TSA 15 min ago.

    Quote Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name View Post
    Didn't come up with any clever one liners.

    dude tried to tell me them scanners are safe because we got bombarded everyday by background radiation.

    give me some one liners for the TSA agent next time. gotta go, flght taking off right now.
    You could say, "aren't you going to buy me dinner first?"
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    Default Re: Got groped by TSA 15 min ago.

    i dont usually go this far on the first date
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    Default Re: Got groped by TSA 15 min ago.

    I doubt you'll come up with any they haven't heard before.
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    Default Re: Got groped by TSA 15 min ago.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito View Post
    I doubt you'll come up with any they haven't heard before.
    Depends how hard you try. Maybe, "I haven't felt this horny since I licked my own nipples back on the escalator."

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    Default Re: Got groped by TSA 15 min ago.

    start crying
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

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