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    This guy is Americas second greatest troll. Charlie Sheen being #1
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    It is our military's traditional response to quell provocative actions with a merciless thunderbolt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Veho Nex View Post
    This guy is Americas second greatest troll. Charlie Sheen being #1
    How could America ever have a bigger troll than the Westboro Baptist Church, I ask you? Nah, this guy doesn't even make my top five. He's more amusing than trollish.


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    The man with the hat on is definitely a puff.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    The really sad part is these buttholes are absolutely serious, and they preach their hate at the funerals of soldiers killed in action.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito View Post
    The really sad part is these buttholes are absolutely serious, and they preach their hate at the funerals of soldiers killed in action.
    You know, that might have been a way more compelling argument back in the 20th century, you know, when US troops at times fought for good stuff, or at least had the pretense of fighting for good stuff.

    Last I checked they were in Iraq to find the WMDs and in Afghanistan to catch OBL.

    I totally agree with your main point, just that the example you brought up is, well, repugnant. I for one would rather have them preach their hate at a soldiers funeral than an average Joe's funeral. But then, I of course would rather have them not preach their hate at all. In fact, I would consider the world a better place without preaching generally.
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    Shibumi, next time you talk to a soldier who has been to Iraq or worse, Afghanistan, tell him that. Then once your jaw is realigned and you get the cast removed from your body tell him again. Don't blame our soldiers for where they are deployed. Blame the politicians, and go preach that stuff at their funerals.
    Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
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    You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
    Quote Originally Posted by North Korea
    It is our military's traditional response to quell provocative actions with a merciless thunderbolt.

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    I was going to bring up the Phelps family before I came to this page and saw I was beaten to it. You can't beat them for some good old fashioned trollin'.

    They are hilarious. They even do covers of pop songs and change the words to about how God hates everyone.
    At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Veho Nex View Post
    Shibumi, next time you talk to a soldier who has been to Iraq or worse, Afghanistan, tell him that. Then once your jaw is realigned and you get the cast removed from your body tell him again. Don't blame our soldiers for where they are deployed. Blame the politicians, and go preach that stuff at their funerals.
    Been there, done that, jaw still aligned.

    And as to the argument of "do not blame the soldiers" - are you saying it is ok for soldiers to follow orders no matter what? If so, you are on pretty thin ice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shibumi View Post
    You know, that might have been a way more compelling argument back in the 20th century, you know, when US troops at times fought for good stuff, or at least had the pretense of fighting for good stuff.

    Last I checked they were in Iraq to find the WMDs and in Afghanistan to catch OBL.

    I totally agree with your main point, just that the example you brought up is, well, repugnant. I for one would rather have them preach their hate at a soldiers funeral than an average Joe's funeral. But then, I of course would rather have them not preach their hate at all. In fact, I would consider the world a better place without preaching generally.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shibumi View Post
    You know, that might have been a way more compelling argument back in the 20th century, you know, when US troops at times fought for good stuff, or at least had the pretense of fighting for good stuff.

    Last I checked they were in Iraq to find the WMDs and in Afghanistan to catch OBL.

    I totally agree with your main point, just that the example you brought up is, well, repugnant. I for one would rather have them preach their hate at a soldiers funeral than an average Joe's funeral. But then, I of course would rather have them not preach their hate at all. In fact, I would consider the world a better place without preaching generally.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shibumi View Post
    You know, that might have been a way more compelling argument back in the 20th century, you know, when US troops at times fought for good stuff, or at least had the pretense of fighting for good stuff.

    Last I checked they were in Iraq to find the WMDs and in Afghanistan to catch OBL.

    I totally agree with your main point, just that the example you brought up is, well, repugnant. I for one would rather have them preach their hate at a soldiers funeral than an average Joe's funeral. But then, I of course would rather have them not preach their hate at all. In fact, I would consider the world a better place without preaching generally.
    LOLZ, more and more I suspect troll
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    LOLZ, more and more I suspect troll
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    Nope they are drilled that way

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito View Post
    The really sad part is these buttholes are absolutely serious, and they preach their hate at the funerals of soldiers killed in action.
    aren't those guys just waiting till someone takes a swing at them so they can sue?
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