Saturday is the Rapture

**Lemur** · 05-20-2011, 14:22

Okay, who's ready for the beginning of the end?

Here's a handy guide to Saturday's rapture.

More importantly, here's post-rapture petcare. You wouldn't want your pet iguana dying of dehydration just because you're been united with the Heavenly Father, would you?

**Shibumi** · 05-20-2011, 14:37

A question directed to the Christians - Can I get your stuff when you go?

**Ronin** · 05-20-2011, 15:27

we are now in countdown to the backpedaling.

**Husar** · 05-20-2011, 15:29

Didn't Jesus say he'll come unexpected like a thief in the night?

**al Roumi** · 05-20-2011, 15:46

not sure which is more shocking: Jesus knows ninjitsu or Jesus is a cat-burgler.

**Ronin** · 05-20-2011, 15:52

just in case I replied "attending" to this Facebook Event:

Post rapture looting

Location
Everywhere

**Xiahou** · 05-20-2011, 17:38

Originally Posted by Husar

Didn't Jesus say he'll come unexpected like a thief in the night?

Yeah, I seem to remember that being a repeated theme in the Bible- you don't know when the end is coming, so you should be your best at all times. It kind of makes me wonder what bibles these people are reading where they can find the date and time....

**Tellos Athenaios** · 05-20-2011, 17:47

Well the USA has a bit of a pet tradition of predicting the next Great Disappointment and keeping the legacy of Miller alive.

**lars573** · 05-20-2011, 18:18

Originally Posted by Xiahou

Yeah, I seem to remember that being a repeated theme in the Bible- you don't know when the end is coming, so you should be your best at all times. It kind of makes me wonder what bibles these people are reading where they can find the date and time....

They're probably working from some protestant fundie/loon re-write.

**Ronin** · 05-20-2011, 20:25

Originally Posted by Xiahou

Yeah, I seem to remember that being a repeated theme in the Bible- you don't know when the end is coming, so you should be your best at all times. It kind of makes me wonder what bibles these people are reading where they can find the date and time....

if they can make up a concept as the rapture, that has no real biblical support, then making up a date is easy.