Saturday is the Rapture

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did anyone check on the mormons? im pretty sure southpark said they are the only people who get into heaven, and southpark is always true!

Well, I'm still around. We don't have a rapture doctrine, anyhow, so it'd be pretty weird if we all got raptured.

Apparently we are all going to get an explanation.

"We're still searching the Scriptures to understand why it did not happen," said Von Harringa, president of Bible Ministries International

Bah, there was nothing wrong with their calculations. They're just sore they didn't make the cut.

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