The Copa Clash [Concluded]

[[MAFIA] Paulie]

Unvote, Vote: Fat Tony.

I like horrible and random.

[[MAFIA] Bertha]

Unvote: Guiseppe
Vote: Fat Tony

I could do this all day with you, Paulie. Interpret that however you like.

[seireikhaan]

Round is over. Writeup in progress.

[seireikhaan]

The Boss paced back and forth in the sand. His suit coat had been discarded earlier in the day as his lackeys fought over who was to be turned over. Meanwhile, the only relief he could be offered was the pack of Cubans he'd picked up before they set off for the isle. When the sun was ready to set, he gave a leer at the mess of peoples arrayed in front of him. "Alright, the clock's up, idiots. Who's is gonna be?" The cast nervously glanced at each other until Bertha spoke up. "Deary, we feel like...." she cut short at his unceasing glare. "We feel like it was Fat Tony! Yes, he did it sweety pie!"

"That's outrageous! We didn't agree to that!" Fat Tony roared. "That's no majority! Three people? You gonna turn me in because of three id-" Fat Tony's tirade was cut short by a shot from Boss' Colt, square through his forehead.

"Well, what are you waitin' for?" Boss asked. "Drag the carcass out to see, I don't want it stinking up the camp." The men each picked up an arm or leg and dragged the body out to the beach side, and tossed it in with the fishes. The boss was waiting for them upon their return. "Alright, you palookas. Sleep carefully tonight. Like I said, I don't want no bodies stinking up the place, so you better not get dead."


Fat Tony 3(Vito, Bertha, Paulie)
Guiseppe 1(Fat Tony)
Paulie 1(Giuseppe)
Salvatore 1(Bertha)
Vito 1(Mickey)



Alive: 6
Guieseppe
Paulie
Salvatore
Vito
Bertha
Micky

Lynched: 1
Fat Tony (D1)

NIGHT BEGINS NOW. PLEASE SEND ME ORDERS. THE NIGHT PHASE IS 24 HOURS.

[[MAFIA] Fat Tony]

Awesome.

I'm guessing Salvatore.

[seireikhaan]

It was such a pretty night that Guiseppe decided to take a walk The sand was cool and soothing on bare feet. He settled down about ten feet in front of the burned out husk that was left of their boat. The gentle swoosh of the waves rolling up the shore was, at least, soothing. Guiseppe felt himself nodding off. It'd been such a long day.... CRACK. Guiseppe shot awake after a time, not sure how long he'd been asleep. The remains of the boat were splintering apart and fading into the sea. Guiseppe wandered over to it, curious. He reached out to touch it as it was just about to release itself from the shore. A flashing movement caught his peripheral vision in the moonlight, but by the time he turned, the cloaked figure had swung the chunk of charred wood into his face, knocking him over. The figure pulled out a knife and buried it into Guiseppe's back as he tried crawling away. A few twists and slashes later, Guiseppe struggled no more.


The Boss addressed those remaining when they emerged from sleep the next day. "Well,it looks like you idiots are back to your old standard of excellence. Guiseppe's dead now because you can't figure out who's trying to undermine me! At least Guiseppe had the decency not to stink up camp with his body. Now, get it right this time!"



DAY TWO BEGINS NOW! PLEASE REMEMBER, POST ONLY WITH THE ANON. ACCOUNTS. YOU HAVE 24 HOURS.



Alive: 5
Paulie
Salvatore
Vito
Bertha
Micky

Lynched: 1
Fat Tony (D1)

Killed: 1
Guiseppe (N1)

[[MAFIA] Bertha]

Vote: Salvatore

I bet he tastes tangy... with a hint of some citrus. Lemon, perchance? LET'S FIND OUT.

[[MAFIA] Vito]

vote: Bertha

You keep wanting to eat people and that makes me a little uncomfortable...

[[MAFIA] Salvatore]

Bertha, Bertha.If you want to taste me its all better while i am alive. Now if you want to cut me up and eat me. You might need to see a Doctor.
You know my cousin Vinnie has this friend, Vito. That guy..He is real pain in the.. So if you are the same Vito.You need to die. Vote: Vito

[[MAFIA] Paulie]

Vote: Bertha.

Spoil my fun will you.

[[MAFIA] Vito]

I don't know any guy named Vinnie, but that sounds like a pretty lazy reason to vote for me...

unvote: Bertha, vote: Salvatore

[[MAFIA] Salvatore]

You know what? You sound exactly like that buddy of my cousin´s. No class, no style. Hear me out people. Two years a go this Vito character had a simple job. Don Tagliatella order a hit on Frankie "two nose" Linguini, because apparently Frankie had been after one of his skirt´s. Simple case. Put a bullet to the guy´s head and what this Vito character does?
He burned the house of poor Frankie, leaving his Widow homeless. Blasted his 57´ Cadillac into a gazillion pieces and while this was not enough for Vito. He strangled the pet poodle of Frankie "Two nose". In matter of fact Frankie was so heart broken that Vito never actually had to pull the trigger as Frankie blasted his own brains all over the walls of a toilet at certain strip joint on Paradise Avenue. So heart broken he was after all what Vito had done.

[[MAFIA] Vito]

I really don't need to hear the stories about your family and friends. I don't care about them and I can't bring myself to pretending I do... I never had anything to do with your Frankie Linguini but obviously he had to expect something like that when he crossed Don Tagliatella. Now what you describe about the story doesn't sound like my style. I deliever my boss' message personally, hand to hand, if you get what I mean and if you don't stop talking about your cousin and his love interest I sure know a lesson or two to teach you in that area, Mr. Dandy-Suit, so can we stop goofing around and focus on the matter at hand?

[[MAFIA] Vito]

By the way, where's that Mickey-person?

unvote: Salvatore, vote: Mickey

[[MAFIA] Bertha]

Unvote: Salvatore
Vote: Mickey

Perfectly willing to switch my vote back to Salvatore if I can get a dining partner MMM SO DELICIOUS AND YUMMY I WANT TO EAT HIM ALL UP.

[[MAFIA] Mickey]

Vote: Salvatore

Right.

[[MAFIA] Bertha]

Unvote: mickey
Vote: Salvatore

Pass the mustard, baby.

[[MAFIA] Salvatore]

You cannibal, you. Bertha you are my kind of woman. Well i aint moving my vote from Vito. See you all in hell!

[seireikhaan]

Oh jeez, my bad. My "short nap" apparently turned into a twelve hour marathon. I'll have the writeup posted in a few hours when I get back,voting is over.

[seireikhaan]

"Sweety, we've definitely got it this time," Bertha chirped to her darling Boss. "This Sal fellow, he's been a bit off, don't you think? We think so, don't you, fellas?" The majority behind her mumbled a bit and there was a cough or two. "Okay, well, me and Mickey are pretty sure he's been off and that's what matters, right?" The Boss raised an eyebrow at her. His crew was starting to make him nervous. They didn't seem to be very aggressive in punishing the weasel in their midst. Where was the ferocity which made these guys feared? Maybe it was for the best that these idiots were being killed off. It seemed like he was gonna need a new crew regardless if this was the best they had.

"Yeah... sure, baby doll." He aimed his Colt at Salvatore, and dropped him with a single shot between the eyes. "Alright, same idea.... just take the body somewhere else for now.... keep safe tonight."



Salvatore 2(Mickey, Bertha)
Mickey 1(Vito)
Bertha 1(Paulie)
Vito 1(Salvatore)


Alive: 4
Paulie
Vito
Bertha
Micky

Lynched: 2
Fat Tony (D1)
Salvatore (D2)

Killed: 1
Guiseppe (N1)


PLEASE SEND ORDERS. IF I CAN GET THEM SOON, I CAN POST RESULTS AT WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN NORMAL TIME.

Otherwise, round will end in roughly 33 hours.

[seireikhaan]

Bertha laid on the sandy ground, staring at the night sky. The stars were so beautiful without all the bustle and lights of the big city. She wondered if this is how people in rural areas got to see the sky each night. Maybe, one day, when the boss’ fuse ran out, when he needed to finally settle down, they could make a home somewhere in the country, where they could stargaze each night. Yeah… one day, when hell froze over, she thought. Boss’ drive for money and power seemed to never end. But she knew, deep down, there was a small nugget, deep down which wanted to finally give up the crime life and finish out his days in peace, and raise a family, and do all the other things most other guys did. With a sigh, she sat up. One of these days…. A hand touched Bertha on the shoulder. “Oh, sweety, I didn’t expect th-“ Bertha’s giggle was quickly silenced by a hand around her mouth, while the other planted a knife deep into her back. Silencing the struggling young lass until she struggled no more, the grinning killer stalked off into the night.


“THAT’S IT! ONE LAST CHANCE!” Boss bellowed the next morning. “BABY DOLL’S GONE, AND ITS YOUR FAULT! IF YOU DON’T GET THE WEASEL NOW, I’M GOING TO MURDER YOU ALL ON THE SPOT! GIME ME THAT MOLE, OR I SWEAR TO GOD, I’LL SEE IN YOU ALL IN HELL AFTER I PUT A BULLET THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS!”



Alive: 3
Paulie
Vito
Micky

Lynched: 2
Fat Tony (D1)
Salvatore (D2)

Killed: 2
Guiseppe (N1)
Bertha (N2)

DAY THREE BEGINS NOW! YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO VOTE!

[[MAFIA] Bertha]

It's Micky. Or maybe Mickey. I think I prefer "Mickey". More meat on him that way. Save me the good parts, guys!

[[MAFIA] Bertha]

Actually wait, there's three of you left. Do a three-way Mexican standoff! I'm licking my chops just thinking about it.

[[MAFIA] Giuseppe]

Actually wait, there's three of you left. Do a three-way Mexican standoff! I'm licking my chops just thinking about it.

I support this.

[[MAFIA] Vito]

Hm, not much to work with here... What do we have?

Day 1:

Vote: Guiseppe.

Clearly Renata.

Well... first day vote, Guiseppe died in Night 1, still not very conclusive, other than the fact that there seems to be some animosity towards Renata...

Vote: Vito
Thy will be done.

In reply to myself voting for him, fair enough I'd say...

Unvote, Vote: Fat Tony.

I like horrible and random.

Hm... well, we're all "Mafia" in a sense here so horrible and random is probably plausible, still... Fat Tony was lynched


Nothing during Night 1, so Day 2:

Vote: Bertha.

Spoil my fun will you.

Well, again she was killed the night after... conclusions follow...

Vote: Salvatore

Right.

Mickey was in the lead at that point, taking up an offer by Bertha he voted for Sal, Bertha switched too, Sal was lynched...


So...

Paulie has voted for the person to be killed the night after twice (even though he changed his vote on day 1) - but Mafia wouldn't be so ruthless to vote for the person that they'd kill right after twice in a row... or would they? I smell WIFOM... On the first day he ended up lynching Fat Tony (with others, including me), on the second day, his target Bertha wasn't really in danger of being lynched...

Mickey has just reacted to a vote against him on day 1 (vote by me) and then on day 2 he voted for Salvatore, basically to save his own skin, or so it seems. Now that could be both Mafia or town behavior. As Mafia it's obvious why, as town after all you yourself are the only one you can be sure of so keeping yourself alive enhances the town's winning chances...

Hmmm it's tough, but I'll go with vote: Paulie for now and see what they have to say...

[[MAFIA] Mickey]

Thanks for posting the case on Paulie. Now I have to do you.

Which one is it.......

HA! This is easy...

vote: Mickey

You have "Mafia" written in your username.

Joke vote on me. (Random at any chance. Possibly trying to get a reaction, or a vote.)

So, how about this?

unvote: Mickey, vote: Fat Tony

Suddenly changes to Fat Tony. Why?

vote: Bertha

You keep wanting to eat people and that makes me a little uncomfortable...

Hmm.

I don't know any guy named Vinnie, but that sounds like a pretty lazy reason to vote for me...

unvote: Bertha, vote: Salvatore

Yet you do the same thing.....

By the way, where's that Mickey-person?

unvote: Salvatore, vote: Mickey

Asks me to show up with a vote. Lotta vote changes here.

Bah. I got nothing. I'll wait for the last fella to weigh in.

[[MAFIA] Vito]

Just to answer your question:

The change to Fat Tony came because of him putting Guiseppe in the lead. Not really because that alone made him scum, rather I thought there was a vote on Fat Tony already and I wanted to see how reactions were to a tie and since he was the one putting someone else in the lead he was the obvious target... I only realized that my vote on Fat Tony was his only vote yet when Bertha voted for him but since her vote made the tie I wanted to create in the first place I let it stay...

[[MAFIA] Paulie]

vote: Paulie for now and see what they have to say...

What do you want me to say about a case based on WIFOM? Vote: Vito

[[MAFIA] Mickey]

Vote: Vito

[[MAFIA] Vito]

Quite quick now, eh?

Still I did say there wasn't much to work with and that's still the case... So I didn't say I was expecting a big defense, I said I was gonna see what you have to say

Anyway, one of you is really happy now so go ahead and do your worst...