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    Krast thought it was time to spread the word onto the Sword Dojo.

    Cutting off of heads is fun!

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    I prefer cutting off the heads of people who refer to themselves in third person....



    [This message has been edited by solypsist (edited 05-26-2001).]

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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by Krasturak:

    Cutting off of heads is fun!


    Go and circumcise your head first.lol

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    hmm... last time he was talking nonsense like that online he said he was drunk... but now i'm really getting worried...

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    i still maintain that krast is secretly bob dole, so i guess we can let the third person thing go for now.

    K.

    btw, krast, ease up on the viagra. your neighbors are complaining.

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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by Kraellin:
    btw, krast, ease up on the viagra. your neighbors are complaining.

    Why should they complain if he is performing ? Some like to watch

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    Quote Originally posted by Krasturak:
    Krast thought it was time to spread the word onto the Sword Dojo.

    Cutting off of heads is fun!
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    I haven't tried it for a while! I lost out!

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    Well, since Krast got so many replies he won't bother to delete his drunken ramblings.

    When Krast thinks of something worthwhile, he'll post again.

    Have a nice day.

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    ShadeLord MAD SHADELORD WANT TO CUT OFF SOMEONES HEAD RIGHT NOW.

    INFACT SHADELORD WILL. WHAT YOU GUYS SAY SHADELORD CAN'T. HMMMMM SHADELORD THINKS EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP TALKING IN THIS MANNER IT GETS SHADELORD CONFUSED....

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    What is this place coming to?
    "Everything Shiro said sounds good to me."
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    Yeah he wants my head
    especially after the slaughter I gave him today

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    Whats the world coming to a No Fear actually wins.

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    Seems the mongols r master in chopping heads. We still got most no of heads (even after magy losing 500 heads in a bet, for who winning the tourney), and slaughtering hundreds a day extra. HOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWLLL

    DARE

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    krast u have the right attitude to become a lonely wolf...
    Clan Wolves: 10 years in Total War
    visit us at wolves.magyarkhan.org
    and youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/user/ClanWolves
    and watch a Creative Assembly employee struggle in battle....

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    Wolf making too much noise?

    Solution is simple!

    Cut head off wolf, noise stops.

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    (CHOP) guess youll need to use your other arm to cut it off, but i have to say, you are one big motha****. With all the fat on it, i had good dinner (could even share it with other wolves)

    DARE

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    *ahem* *cof* *cof*

    Heads or Tails? I see Krast wants Heads. Hmmm... What would Freud say about this? Lets see...



    So Krast, tell us about your childhood...


    [Sips sake, eats popcorn]

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    ehhehe... a killing we will go...a killing heads or tails...eheheh..off with his head.......

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    Hey Krast! I know a good artist over here in Musashi that shrinks heads really well! He can put the shrunken heads into a nice necklace, rings, anklets, crowns, amulets, sceptres... heck, he even makes robes out of shrunken heads! Ask nicely, and he can make you a tasty shrunken head soup, or his world-famous shrunken-head-kabob!

    Heck, I even had this artist remove my head, shrink it and place it as the counterweight of my katana! This way, I can 'lead the charge with my head'! This redefines the term 'losing your head in battle' for sure. But, when I cut through the enemy, I am 'using my head' properly!



    [Sips sake, eats popcorn]

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    Krast is greedy
    I play with him all the time BUT when it comes to the sharing out of the heads,he wants to keep them all!! :eek

    Wolves hunt in packs,so the next time u see Krast,Kry and Potte online
    Bring it on!!
    How ill r u guys?(howl)

    Adios MuchCHATshows!! :smokin

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    Krast is scary!

    One time Krasts decides he wants Koga's head. 2v2 game. Krast starts on opposite corner of map from Koga. Krast says to ally and to other enemy "You between Krast and Koga. Krast suggest you move, or Krast take your head! Krast want Koga head!"



    I'm still trying to get my head back.



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    Krast can cut off heads in OT

    Cat can learn to spell

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