Saturday is the Rapture
Okay, who's ready for the beginning of the end?
Here's a handy guide to Saturday's rapture.
More importantly, here's post-rapture petcare. You wouldn't want your pet iguana dying of dehydration just because you're been united with the Heavenly Father, would you?
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A question directed to the Christians - Can I get your stuff when you go?
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Re: Saturday is the Rapture
we are now in countdown to the backpedaling.
Last edited by Ronin; 05-20-2011 at 15:28.
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Didn't Jesus say he'll come unexpected like a thief in the night?
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not sure which is more shocking: Jesus knows ninjitsu or Jesus is a cat-burgler.
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just in case I replied "attending" to this Facebook Event:
Post rapture looting
Location
Everywhere
"If given the choice to be the shepherd or the sheep... be the wolf"
-Josh Homme
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
- Calvin
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Yeah, I seem to remember that being a repeated theme in the Bible- you don't know when the end is coming, so you should be your best at all times. It kind of makes me wonder what bibles these people are reading where they can find the date and time....Originally Posted by Husar
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Well the USA has a bit of a pet tradition of predicting the next Great Disappointment and keeping the legacy of Miller alive.
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They're probably working from some protestant fundie/loon re-write.
Last edited by lars573; 05-20-2011 at 18:20.
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if they can make up a concept as the rapture, that has no real biblical support, then making up a date is easy.
"If given the choice to be the shepherd or the sheep... be the wolf"
-Josh Homme
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
- Calvin
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Dang it. My luck I'll probably hit the Mega Millions lottery tonight. Oh well, make sure y'all have clean underwear on for tomorrow.
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
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Apparently the guy got the date from multiplying three Biblically significant numbers together (3/7/12 IIRC), then multiplying that by two, and adding that onto the number of days from Jesus death on the cross. Because that is obviously when the rapture must be, for some reason...
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Like I said, Protestant Loons....
If you havin' skyrim problems I feel bad for you son.. I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.
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ahh... I want a rapture with cheese please
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Re: Saturday is the Rapture
Well it's tomorrow in New Zealand already so he must be wrong so
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Gah! So much for my hope then of ever seeing Navaros return here.Saturday is the Rapture
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Rapture is absolute nonsense I can't believe people believe that cr
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There's going to be at least one disappointed 89 year old uber Christian living in South California... he said he was going to spend the day watching the news to make sure anything happens, and I thought to myself "isn't that what every 89 old man does pretty much every day, anyways?"
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Has it happened yet?
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
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Well, if it has and we're still here that means...I'm off to the liquor store to help meself.
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
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Only one huh, I simply don't have the time it's not possible
edit oh RAPTURE
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He left during a previous rapture.Gah! So much for my hope then of ever seeing Navaros return here.
Runes for good luck:
[1 - exp(i*2π)]^-1
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Is the world over yet?
Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
By the livin' Gawd that made you,
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
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Well according to a podcast I listen to. IF the Rapture happens today, the actual final battle and fiery doom is October 21st.
If you havin' skyrim problems I feel bad for you son.. I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.
VENI, VIDI, NATES CALCE CONCIDI
I came, I saw, I kicked ass
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Maybe it's already happened, and there was simply no one who qualified . . .
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Looks like it is starting in Iceland.
Last edited by Viking; 05-21-2011 at 21:47. Reason: wrong link
Runes for good luck:
[1 - exp(i*2π)]^-1
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I feel neglected. I'm still here.
What's that bloody god of theirs going to do now?
I'm trembling like a puppy, help me!
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13468131 -News Link
Can we give up these stupid arguments that such a thing exists yet?
Last edited by Beskar; 05-22-2011 at 13:09.
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Re: Saturday is the Rapture
So. I assume it didn't happen?
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I celebrated the rapture by running a 5K and then gardening.I can't wait to hear the backpedaling. "Oh, wait! I did the math wrong. The rapture is going to be NEXT year..."
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