Gov. Chris Christie: responsible when he wants to be.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Be wary good sir, I hear some of these newfangled horseless carriages can go over 100 miles in an hour!

Anyways, the other annoying thing is people who get into the fast lane (sooooooooo many two lanes in one direction freeways around here) and. Never. Get. Out.

It doesn't matter how slow they're going or how many people are behind them or the fact that they aren't going any faster than the slow lane (or they're going 1 mph faster and they believe they have the God-given right to go that exact speed in the fast lane and NOT ONE BIT FASTER) they don't more over until it's their exit, then they swerve across.

CR

I never go into the fast lane. I don't drive that much period. Freeway runs straight through my town so I can hop on for 5 min in slow lane and hop off on the other side without having to ever change lanes.

EDIT: To clarify I stay in the middle lanes when I drive long distances, not just because I know I am a slowpoke for going 70 but also I sometimes forget what exit I need to get off of, so I don't like being in the fast lane when I realize that my exit is only a mile or two away. Never swerve into lanes and always use my signal. I try to be Mr. Perfect driver.