Mafia X [Concluded]

[[MAFIA] Anne]

Anne, YOU are an additional vote for the scum team at this point. It's exactly the same reasoning you just said about Johnny, not counting that you kinda lied about Johnny's statement being false when it wasn't as pointed out before. You're doing such a terrible job as a townie, if you are one, and are adamant you're going to keep trying to lynch other players who are very likely to be town. So your vote is only going to help the scum, and instead of several of the past failed lynches it would have been much better if you died and other townies lived. Still Luigi could possibly be the last scum if we got lucky on one of the early lynches so just get that right tomorrow and we'd be going somewhere.

I've figured Earthling out, ladies and gentlemen and Sonny. What he says is the opposite of what he means, or should say. When he says I "lied", he really means, I'm very very correct. When he says I'm doing a terrible job as townie, he means to say I'm doing a much better job than he could ever hope to do.

I can now rest easier, having solved the most important mystery of all.

[[MAFIA] Richie]

Richie, you whine a lot about my lynch for a guy who voted for me.

Sorry. I was planning to stick to my original vote, but I was about to get lynched.
That time I didn't have Anne= scum theory

[[MAFIA] Anne]

Sorry. I was planning to stick to my original vote, but I was about to get lynched.
That time I didn't have Anne= scum theory

You're worse than scum. You're Khaan!

I'mma get you, Khaan. Tonight you die!

[White_eyes:D]

Curiouser and curiouser. Who is my dead team mate, may I ask?

Centurion1 (Connie) funny how you stealthily overlook this.

I looked into it and Connie can PM most of the still living players left. I know Anne(Pizzaguy) is going to win this, he convinced town to lynch a detective with a guilty result on him in the first day round of some other game I can't remember ATM, no sweat. The pressure isn't even on Anne and we are nearing the end game.

[[MAFIA] Johnny]

Centurion1 (Connie) funny how you stealthily overlook this.

I looked into it and Connie can PM most of the still living players left. I know Anne(Pizzaguy) is going to win this, he convinced town to lynch a detective with a guilty result on him in the first day round, no sweat. The pressure isn't even on Anne and we are nearing the end game.

Hold on, something doesn't quite sound right here. Ah yes, this is the problem.

a detective

From the game rules:

Roles: This section will be short.

Mafiosi: (2)
The bad guys. The storyline is that they have invaded the Frontroom and are threatening to kill everyone present in the village. Each mafioso gets one kill per night, unless there is only one left. If this is the case, then the remaining mafioso gets to kill two people per night. This means that there will always be two kills per night, no matter what, unless there are either no more townspeople to kill or no more mafiosi to make the kills, in which case the game is over.

The mafia have some say in how much/little they put in their kill descriptions. It is up to the town to figure out how much is their work and how much is mine.

Townies: (everyone else)
Are you a townie in this game? Don't fret, so is (mostly) everyone else. Unlike in some of the more role-heavy games though, the townies are absolutely integral to the success or the failure of the town in the game, since there are no power roles to do the heavy lifting. The townies will only be able to win this game if they come together and take some time out to seriously do some detective work. Besides, you have a standard to live up to: Out of the nine games mentioned above and the 18 mafiosi, only two have ever escaped the town's wrath.

Specifically this tidbit:

no power roles

As can clearly be seen, you are lying. There are no detectives in this game. That much is made clear by the rules. So I am now certain that you were mafia. And that makes me even more certain that Richie is mafia as well. Also, Anne is starting to appear not so guilty after all (since there are only two mafia).

[White_eyes:D]

Johnny]As can clearly be seen, you are lying. There are no detectives in this game. That much is made clear by the rules. So I am now certain that you were mafia. And that makes me even more certain that Richie is mafia as well. Also, Anne is starting to appear not so guilty after all (since there are only two mafia).

Killed:
Winston Hughes (Chickenman)
robbiecon (Giuseppe)
Visorslash (Maria)
johnhughthom (Christopher)
issaikhaan (Furio)
Death is yonder (Carlo)
Seon (Fingers)
ELITEOFKINGWARMAN88 (Big George)
Earthling (Nick)
Csargo (Mickey)
Ashurnasirpal II (Salvatore)
B_Ray (Paulie)
White_eyes:D (Ralph)
Ignoramus (Luciano)
Romanic (Bobby)
Secura/a completely inoffensive name (Pete)

I WAS KILLED by the MAFIA, unless I missed something, I don't think you can kill your mafia buddy or yourself.....and it was meant to show how good Anne is not how this game works.

You were lynched and mistaken sooo....

[[MAFIA] Anne]

As amusing as this is, what with all the fail involved, I'd like to restore some sanity.


Firstly, White_Eyes was referring to a game wherein Askthepizzaguy was scum, a detective had a result on him, and he turned it around on the detective by claiming first. It was absolutely brilliant, and it almost didn't work, but a certain Fan kept talking and certain others found it scummy that he was trying to argue his case.

• You see, the more someone talks, the scummier they are.
• And, the less someone talks, the scummier they are.
• And, if someone talks the same amount you do, this is also somehow scummy. It's almost like they're trying to blend in with the others. Oh how scummy. I believe one successful case of someone talking "not too much, not too little" got White_Eyes' partner lynched in one game, even after that person claimed detective falsely.

Of course, Pizza had to die first, because his talking and accusing people was scummy. Then they got around to lynching the scumbag.

Here's why it was scummy:

Because scummy means whatever you want it to mean. It's utterly meaningless. That's why people ask other people WHY someone is scummy. That's the only way this whole mafia business turns from randomly voting each other into something resembling something intelligent.

Of course I'm scummy. Now, as I've prodded you guys before countless times, tell me WHY I am scummy.

Or you can just suggest I'm "lying" because you disagree with me, and say I'm "terrible" at this game. I love that, I find it amusing as all heck.



White_eyes is townie. And as usual, as in almost every single game, he's wrong about me. I sit my butt on top of his scum button, so it's constantly depressed. Only when I get off of that button to go murder someone does he think I'm innocent.

Earthling is townie. And as usual, he's saying everyone is terrible and a liar and blaming everyone else for a failure that hasn't happened yet.

I am a townie. You'll find that out when I'm murdered, or at the end of the game.

[[MAFIA] Anne]

Also, I just realized Furio was Khaan.

My bad.

Who the heck is pulling off a Khaan impression?

That's gotta be Kagemusha.

[[MAFIA] Angelo]

Then let's lynch him, regardless of alignment. The curse should still have enough time to wipe the Mafia out

I personally think that townie's who have been inactive for 2-3 round should have the decency to remain inactive until WOGed...

[[MAFIA] Anne]

Then let's lynch him, regardless of alignment. The curse should still have enough time to wipe the Mafia out

I personally think that townie's who have been inactive for 2-3 round should have the decency to remain inactive until WOGed...

Yick, ordinarily. I even shared that sentiment this round, but think about it. We lose one person, that's probably one round fewer that we have to catch them.

Just cross your fingers and hope they're not scum. Flirting with a wog on purpose is a lame tactic for the mafia to use, but I suppose they will try it once in a while.

[[MAFIA] Bugsy]

Why would town listen to lynched townies???(who could be mafia and providing false info on purpose)

If anyone is listening to the lynchees, they took silly pills this morning.

... Because at best one of us were scum? I'm not saying you should adhere to us like you do the murdered players, but at least as much as the others who are alive...

Hold on, something doesn't quite sound right here. Ah yes, this is the problem.From the game rules:Specifically this tidbit:As can clearly be seen, you are lying. There are no detectives in this game. That much is made clear by the rules. So I am now certain that you were mafia. And that makes me even more certain that Richie is mafia as well. Also, Anne is starting to appear not so guilty after all (since there are only two mafia).

Please, please read the posts you are replying to before conjuring up a whole lot nothing and nonsense.

[[MAFIA] Sonny]

Correct response. You have my trust.

That don't help no one, sayin who you trust.

[[MAFIA] Sonny]

I was going to unvote and vote for Richie, but never got around to it. I wouldn't say Anne isn't scum, but other people are better lynches. Like Richie. What is this about him claiming he has a "special power?" Because this is a vanilla game, the only special power he could have is to murder people. He has to be lying.

Course he's lyin. That's the whole point, if Richie's a townie. Toss out a pile of cow as been dressed up to look like apple pie, an see who comes in an laps it up. If Richie's a mafia, he don't expect to be believed, he expect the rest of us decide a scum won't do like that.

[[MAFIA] Fat Tony]

I operate with a "lynch all liars" mindset. And since when is making yourself look really scummy a townie tactic?

If Richie's a mafia, he don't expect to be believed, he expect the rest of us decide a scum won't do like that.

Gee, that sounds like a good reason to vote for him then. What he wrote did nothing to help the town. So either he's an extremely unhelpful, and lying, townie, or he's a mafioso planning on us thinking no mafioso would do that.


I'm surprised that not joining bandwagons is an issue now. I was generally trying to vote for people who weren't bandwagoned, so as to pressure other people to talk.

But I guess you're just fond of selecting a target and having everyone vote for them. Odd, too, how valiantly you leap to Richie's defense.


@Anne - it's not my fault I'm fat! It's a glandular disorder!

[[MAFIA] Anne]

Maybe your glandular disorder also makes you kill people.

Come talk to Anne about it. I promise I won't catch you in a butterfly net and give you to the men in the white coats. No, never.


I'll shoot you before that happens.

[Centurion1]

sigh i guess i just have to wait for the end of the game for you people to realize i am not scum.

[[MAFIA] Sonny]

For myself, chubs, I'm jus laughin you missed the part where I called YOU a liar.

[[MAFIA] Angelo]

Well I certainly think one of the Mafia is already dead which means we have 3 lynches left before the remaining scumbag wins so let's avoid rushing into things now...

[Earthling]

Richie isn't scum unless someone else who also voted for Johnny also is, that is quite possible with Luigi but of course we should be lynching Luigi first anyway. Also it's unlikely that anyone lynched since Claudia was scum, it is possible we got one of the scum luckily on one of the early huge bandwagons, but certainly since Connie we've had terrible lynches that probably did not catch a scum.

edit - despite the horrible nonsense about another game and terrible players allegedly involved people overlooked a question that needs answering about this game. White_eyes, can you explain the bit about Connie being allowed to PM living players? How is that supposed to be going on right now and within the rules?

[GeneralHankerchief]

Kills are coming up shortly. Apologies for the delay, I've been out until now.

[White_eyes:D]

White_eyes is townie. And as usual, as in almost every single game, he's wrong about me. I sit my butt on top of his scum button, so it's constantly depressed. Only when I get off of that button to go murder someone does he think I'm innocent.

I am a townie. You'll find that out when I'm murdered, or at the end of the game.

Somebody is forgetting "Shadow Fort".....You recall how bad you framed me??

If I ever had such a "horrible loss" it was there. I recall how you sent me a PM rubbing it in, and how you were acting in thread, that you were sorry you didn't see White_eyes:D as scum sooner.

What reason? I was on your team, legitimately, for the entire time you were paranoid about me.

There was no reason, just White_Eyes being White_Eyes. Just like in the Pirate ship mafia... you freaked yourself out and ran away from my group and contributed nothing after that, and I was correct in chalking that up to you being you. If you're not freaking out for no reason, you're mafia.

Funny, after the game you said I was the biggest thing holding you back from killing after you were recruited, due to my paranoia.

I still got you back in Pirate ship mafia by CR though.

And no ATPG....I was investigated and seen doing nothing during Night 4-5? I am not a traitor like you....*looks away in disgust*

Anybody who thinks they can fool everyone is a fool. Just like you can't be 100% certain someone is mafia.

I knew you were just a misguided townie in that game but you still betrayed town. If I am Ned Stark, your Jamie Lainnister Etc.

I like how you keep not denying or just ignoring the Connie/Anne connection, or how the kills have been VERY beneficial to you.(No random bandwagons)

[Earthling]

Umm, again, White_eyes, could you explain the Connie-PM thing that's supposed to be relevant to this game.

I like how you keep not denying or just ignoring how the kills have been VERY beneficial to you.(No random bandwagons)

Anne didn't ignore this, she directly commented on this and lied about it, calling Johnny a liar in turn. However the kills could easily be equally beneficial to several others like Luigi, Bruno, or even Fat Tony in the same way, picking off active townies who weren't obsessed with lynching other townies, and thus able to lynch whomever is scum.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Day breaks in the Frontroom. All is quiet. If there was anyone alive to look at the sky, though, they would see that this would no longer gradually be the case. The already-unpleasant gray that had gradually coated the Kingdom of Peace and Love over the past week or so got even darker as something lower than the clouds moved in. Nobody knew exactly what it was, but they did know two things: one, it was big. Two, *flap flap flap*.

Flap flap flap flap flap.

Fredo, whose house was closest to the incoming storm, ran and got his binoculars to get a better look before venturing outside. As he put them to his eye, he gasped. It was easily the largest flock of seagulls he had ever seen, enough to nearly blot out the sun if the clouds already present had not done so. What was even more interesting was that the seagulls, each and every single one of them, was wearing what looked like a mini-helmet with a small antenna sticking out from the top of it. Furthermore, each seagull was carrying in its talons a crab, all of which were also somehow wearing a mini-helmet with a small antenna sticking out from the top of it.

Fredo blinked in utter amazement of what he was seeing, and then realized the implications of it. Dropping the binoculars, he ran back into his house, hoping that the gulls were headed for another target.

Flap flap flap flap flap.

A crunching sound coming from his chimney and fireplace. Terrified, Fredo rushed over to see what was the matter, and then he saw it. Each of the seagulls had dropped its crab down the chimney. All of the crabs, as soon as they landed, were scurrying out to make room for their fellow crabs - and there were a lot of crabs to make room for. Poor Fredo didn't have a chance. Transfixed by the sight of the multitude of crabs pouring out of his chimney, he could only stand there, dumbstruck, as the crabs quickly overcame him and the rest of the house. As Fredo died, he thought he heard a faint noise in his ears, something different from the flapping. It sounded something like this:



A few buildings away, the mafioso once again put away his radio-controlled device and walked away, chuckling.

*ding dong*

Giorgio opened the door. "Hello?" he asked.

"Deliveryman," said a man wearing an old-fashioned uniform. He was holding an extremely large flower that was open and had tiny hairs on its inner, exposed surface. "We at, uh, PlantCo, decided that despite the mafia attack going on and on and threatening the extinction of the town, that was no reason to halt the further advances and appreciation of plantkind everywhere. So, on behalf of PlantCo, as a sort of congratulations for surviving this long, we'd like you to have this." With some difficulty, he thrust the extremely large flower into Giorgio's hands.

"Wow," said Giorgio, still not believing. "Uh, thanks? Out of curiosity, what kind of plant is it?"

"The scientific name for this breed is the Dionaea muscipula," the deliveryman said. "As you might imagine, a flower this large takes a lot of effort to maintain, so I suggest that you water it at least twice a day."

"Yes, of course," Giorgio said. "Finally, I have something to do aside from vote and wait around to die! Thanks, Mister Deliveryman!"

"You're quite welcome," the deliveryman said. "Well, I'd best be off." And before Giorgio said anything he tipped his cap and slipped out the door, leaving Giorgio to admire his new flower. For some reason he was captivated by those tiny hairs on its inner, exposed surface. Thinking he would water it shortly, Giorgio could not resist the urge to see what those hairs felt like, and he ran his hands over one of them delicately.

*SNAP!*

Just like that, Giorgio was gone, devoured and in the process of being digested by the Dionaea muscipula - better known as the Venus Flytrap.

Later that day, Chief of Police JuJuBee summoned everyone into the Frontroom square in order to make an announcement.

"Okay everyone," he said, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that nobody ruined my office today and I'm in the process of starting a new Judy Garland shrine!"

"What's the bad news?" somebody called out.

"Two more of you have died," JuJu fired back. "The victims today were Fredo, also known as Believer, and Giorgio, who you know as ArpeggiateTHIS. Considering how there are now fewer than ten of you alive, I suggest you get down to business with your executions, eh?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Still alive: (9)
Angelo
Anne
Bertha
Bruno
Emilio
Fat Tony
Luigi
Richie
Sonny

Wrath of God:
spL1tp3r50naL1ty (Frank)

Killed:
Winston Hughes (Chickenman)
robbiecon (Giuseppe)
Visorslash (Maria)
johnhughthom (Christopher)
issaikhaan (Furio)
Death is yonder (Carlo)
Seon (Fingers)
ELITEOFKINGWARMAN88 (Big George)
Earthling (Nick)
Csargo (Mickey)
Ashurnasirpal II (Salvatore)
B_Ray (Paulie)
White_eyes:D (Ralph)
Ignoramus (Luciano)
Romanic (Bobby)
Secura/a completely inoffensive name (Pete)
Believer/Greyblades (Fredo)
ArpeggiateTHIS (Giorgio)

Executed:
Jolt (Pedro)
Andres (Rocco)
Chaotix (Joe)
Sigurd (Claudia)
Centurion1 (Connie)
Diamondeye (Bugsy)
autolycus (Vincent)
Populus Romanus (Johnny)

Player list:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Romanic
spL1tp3r50naL1ty
Visorslash
Beefy187
Greyblades
Renata
Csargo
Populus Romanus
B_Ray
White_eyes:D
Jolt
Captain Blackadder
Seon
glyphz
Ibn-Khaldun
Death is yonder
Askthepizzaguy
Diamondeye
TheLastDays
Crazed Rabbit
Ignoramus
ArpeggiateTHIS
ELITEOFKINGWARMAN88
Winston Hughes
Kagemusha
issaikhaan
a completely inoffensive name
autolycus
robbiecon
Earthling
Chaotix
Centurion1
Ashurnasirpal II
Sigurd
johnhughthom
Andres

It is now Day 9! Voting will last for 24 hours.

ANNOUNCEMENT: Mafia X has officially entered the endgame phase. As is custom, there are a few rule changes. First, voting "abstain" is no longer allowed. You must register a valid vote for a living player in order for it to be counted. And yes, the WOG is still in play if you miss too many phases. Additionally, I have struck through all the names of the dead players on the player list in order to help you out with who's remaining. Best of luck to our remaining players!

[White_eyes:D]

You didn't bother to read into how disappointed Anne was with the RANDOM Bandwagon or how she commented on lynching any lurkers??(Even townie ones)

Edit: I can't prove that Connie was PMing anyone...you should know that.

[seireikhaan]

You're worse than scum. You're Khaan!

I'mma get you, Khaan. Tonight you die!

Not sure how that works. Unless I've been secretly zombified into life again. Or I haxored someone's account with my supar awesome mod skillz. Preferably the first, I guess.

[Earthling]

You didn't bother to read into how disappointed Anne was with the RANDOM Bandwagon or how she commented on lynching any lurkers??(Even townie ones)

No, I did, but that's all explainable by incompetence too and I see no reason to rule that out, we've had plenty of frustrated and confused townies already and easily have more. Luigi is still a better lynch today at least.

Those nightkills are disappointing and obviously Richie's gambit didn't work but that's ok. Does seem quite a bit less likely now that Bertha, Bruno, or Tony are scum.

[White_eyes:D]

Incompetence by the mafia? Unlikely, I once spent over 3 days figuring out who I was going to kill next night phase in a vanilla mafia.

I never really made a mistake...I was lynched because one guy dogged me to no end.

You accuse everybody, I accuse who is guilty, it all works out in the end.

Edit: I lost because of the same argument I am using against Anne. Sasaki, if you recall was something of an "urban legend" at that time and he argued that I was distressed when my scum buddy was lynched. He was right.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Incompetence by the mafia? Unlikely, I once spent over 3 days figuring out who I was going to kill next night phase in a vanilla mafia.

This wouldn't be Godfather 3, would it?

[White_eyes:D]

This wouldn't be Godfather 3, would it?

Writing those write-ups from scratch was hard....mafia here have it so easy, just give details and you do all the work.

Edit: NVM, figured it out.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Maybe. I'm not going to reveal how much or how little I write until the very end.