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    Default Re: Mafia X [In play]

    vote: Pedro

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    Vote 4 Pedro!

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    Default Re: Mafia X [In play]

    vote: Luciano

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    Vote: Pedro

    Pedro: (13)
    Luciano: (9)

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    Default Re: Mafia X [In play]

    Evening up the odds:

    Vote: Luciano

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    Default Re: Mafia X [In play]

    Voting closed.

    Stand by for the execution.
    "I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
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    "I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
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    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    At times I read back my own posts [...]. It's not always clear at first glance.


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    Everybody had seemed to have been caught off-guard by the new daily procedure, as if they - and the Frontroom, in particular - had never experienced this sort of thing before. Clearly, the mafia attack was breaking new ground. The result of this, much to Chief of Police JuJuBee's chagrin, was an extremely spread-out vote, with a full 15 out of 34 total villagers receiving votes. Taking out his pocket calculator - you see, JuJuBee used to be quite A Nerd - the Chief quickly surmised that this was over 44%! In addition to this total, there was a tie vote, with the two candidates for the lynch having received a whopping three votes each.

    The cases on the lucky two men, Luciano and Pedro, were as follows: For Luciano, that he shared a name with one of the most successful mafiosi in history: Lucky Luciano, who abolished the title of "capo di tutti capi" forever and set up the Mafia Commission in New York that still exists to this day. For Pedro, it seemed that a number of villagers were amused by the combination of the voting system they were currently under and his name, which thus gave them an opportunity to quote from a popular, quirky, cult film of the previous decade in "Napoleon Dynamite". Clearly these cases both had equal merit.

    Due to the extended round since there had to be a tiebreaker, both men got to make defenses for themselves:

    Luciano: "Wait a minute, the fact that I share a name with Lucky Luciano has nothing to do with my guilt! I'm not even related to the guy! Most of the people in our town could have that same connection! What about Chickenman? He shares a nickname with Phil "Chickenman" Testa, and was boss of the Philadelphia crime family for a year before he got blew up by a nail bomb! They share the same name, but I doubt any of you think *he's* guilty! Come on, now!"

    Pedro: "Seriously, guys? You're going to do this? Aw - aw, come on! I hate 'Napoleon Dynamite' so much. It's not even a good movie!"

    At this last defense, the crowd roared in outrage, and the votes started to absolutely flood in Pedro's way. JuJuBee had to use all of his wits and equipment to keep the villagers at bay as they screamed for blood for besmirching the good name of Napoleon Dynamite. Pedro, realizing that he had misspoke and recognizing that it was probably too late to take it back, instead took the opportunity to keep harping on about the movie that had sealed his fate.

    "No, seriously, it isn't! Nothing happens for an hour and a half! And then he what, he goes and dances, and then everything's magically okay? But wait, people say the movie isn't about plot anyway, it's about the, you know, the quirky moments! It's 90 minutes of people standing around and being really awkward, that's all! Awkward isn't quirky!!! You all got spoon-fed into believing that it was a good movie because at some point down the line the media told you that it was trendy to like this movie! It's not actually that good, people!"

    This went on for another couple of minutes before JuJuBee finally relented and allowed the crowd to literally tear Pedro, also known as Jolt, apart. Instead of trying to calm them down and make an inspirational speech about hopefully they had lynched one and maybe after tomorrow, they would be done with this affair, JuJu just slinked away back to his office, praying that the riot wouldn't get too out of hand and ordering a Napoleon Dynamite poster off the internet in case they tried to storm his office in the future.


    Day 1a tally:

    Pedro: 13 (Angelo, Emilio, Richie, Rocco, Joe, Paulie, Connie, Christopher, Mickey, Fat Tony, Vincent, Luciano, Luigi)
    Luciano: 10 (Johnny, Furio, Frank, Bugsy, Bertha, Carlo, Salvatore, Pedro, Bobby, Maria)

    Didn't vote: 11 (Anne, Big George, Bruno, Claudia, Fingers, Fredo, Giorgio, Nick, Pete, Ralph, Sonny)

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


    Still alive: (33)
    Angelo
    Anne
    Bertha
    Big George
    Bobby
    Bruno
    Bugsy
    Carlo
    Christopher
    Claudia
    Connie
    Emilio
    Fat Tony
    Fingers
    Frank
    Fredo
    Furio
    Georgio
    Joe
    Johnny
    Luciano
    Luigi
    Maria
    Mickey
    Nick
    Paulie
    Pedro
    Pete
    Ralph
    Richie
    Rocco
    Salvatore
    Sonny
    Vincent

    Killed:
    Winston Hughes (Chickenman)
    robbiecon (Giuseppe)

    Executed:
    Jolt (Pedro)

    Player list:
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    Romanic
    spL1tp3r50naL1ty
    Visorslash
    Beefy187
    Greyblades
    Renata
    Csargo
    Populus Romanus
    B_Ray
    White_eyes:D
    Jolt
    Captain Blackadder
    Seon
    glyphz
    Ibn-Khaldun
    Death is yonder
    Askthepizzaguy
    Diamondeye
    TheLastDays
    Crazed Rabbit
    Ignoramus
    ArpeggiateTHIS
    ELITEOFKINGWARMAN88
    Winston Hughes
    Kagemusha
    issaikhaan
    a completely inoffensive name
    autolycus
    robbiecon
    Earthling
    Chaotix
    Centurion1
    Ashurnasirpal II
    Sigurd
    johnhughthom
    Andres


    It is now Night 2! Orders are due in 24 hours, but I would greatly appreciate it if they were in slightly earlier, as I'd like to do the writeup before I go to sleep tomorrow.
    "I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
    "Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
    "I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
    Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006

    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
    At times I read back my own posts [...]. It's not always clear at first glance.


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