Voting closed.
Stand by for the execution.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Three days into the voting, and the observant... er... observers noticed that cases were finally starting to get made. Poor shadows of cases, yes, but cases nonetheless. This might have been the beginning of something.
The villagers also seemed to be coalescing their votes, as there was far less of the >50% of the entire population receiving votes this time, as was the case in days past. Instead, their cases seemed to focus on three people: Joe, Vincent, and Claudia. The cases were odd things: Joe for, er, well, Vincent voted for him... Vincent for, uh, his face seemed more like the type to kill people using various radio-controlled devices... and Claudia because she was allegedly sending in her votes via text message, even though everyone saw she was actually present on the scene. Nonetheless, these were still cases, and they actually had mass backing behind it. Progress.
After Chief of Police JuJuBee prodded some of those who were napping with a large stick, the cases continued to mount. Vincent "caught up" to Joe, Claudia received a string of votes that briefly tied her with the other two, somebody broke the deadlock for Joe, a vote for Vincent tied it up again, and then, finally, Joe pulled away for good. Joe, cursing and spitting, shook his head as he waited for the Chief of Police to do with him as he pleased.
"Come on, Joe, over here now," JuJu said, the usual amiable expression on his face, as if nothing bad had happened over the past three days. "That's right, just step on up to the execution platform, you can do it, it'll be okay..." His voice kept on going as Joe made his way to the execution platform, but it all amounted to the same thing. Joe tried to block it out all out of his head, instead focused on dying a dignified death. He certainly wouldn't beg for his life, maybe not even scream, instead go out in a stony silence, staring daggers at -
*SPROING* "WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!"
As Joe, also known as Chaotix, mounted the execution platform, his putting pressure on a key area triggered a reaction that had enough PSI behind it to send Joe flying hundreds if not thousands of feet in the air, eventually landing him clear to three towns over. JuJu simply chuckled, and after a minute the entire town got a good laugh out of it. After all, nothing mitigated bad circumstances like good old-fashioned slapstick comedy and booby traps.
Day 3 tally:
Joe: 7 (Vincent, Johnny, Bertha, Frank, Mickey, Ralph, Luciano)
Vincent: 5 (Sonny, Joe, Salvatore, Richie, Anne)
Claudia: 4 (Bruno, Bugsy, Nick, Big George)
Bugsy: 2 (Claudia, Fingers)
Connie: 2 (Luigi, Bobby)
Bobby: 2 (Connie, Paulie)
Ralph: 1 (Giorgio)
Sonny: 1 (Fat Tony)
Fat Tony: 1 (Angelo)
Didn't vote: 3 (Emilio, Fredo, Pete)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Still alive: (27)
Angelo
Anne
Bertha
Big George
Bobby
Bruno
Bugsy
Claudia
Connie
Emilio
Fat Tony
Fingers
Frank
Fredo
Giorgio
Johnny
Luciano
Luigi
Mickey
Nick
Paulie
Pete
Ralph
Richie
Salvatore
Sonny
Vincent
Killed:
Winston Hughes (Chickenman)
robbiecon (Giuseppe)
Visorslash (Maria)
johnhughthom (Christopher)
issaikhaan (Furio)
Carlo (Death is yonder)
Executed:
Jolt (Pedro)
Andres (Rocco)
Chaotix (Joe)
Player list:
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
It is now Night 4! Orders are due in 24 hours. I'll make a ruling on the anonymous accounts and WoG criteria at the start of the next day phase, due to the popular results of the poll.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
After reading over the rules, I didn't notice any mention of whether or not the affiliation of the lynch victim was specified after their death. Does this mean that we will never know if we killed Mafia or Townie?
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Few players seems to have a female name.
Are they female players?
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
Lemme explain this one more time. It really ain't that complicated.
The late Rocco, also known as "Hatchet-Face" says somethin dumb, gets himself a half dozen or so votes to go take a long walk off a short pier, dance the hemp fandango, that sorta thing. Which isstupid, but it's day two of a vanilla
mafia game, you gotta expect these things.
Now along come little Vincent, also known as Scumbag, also known as You-Shoulda-Been-Dead-Two-Days-Ago-Goomba. Does he vote for Rocco? Nah, that's too scummy for dear Vinny. Does he try to do in someone else, with like a real reason and everythin? Fuhgeddabout it, that's too much like work or somethin and anyway he's a scumbag, he don't care who gets the chop long as it ain't him. So you get to the option any self-respectin mafioso shoulda taken, which is to just vote: Random-o an call it a day. But our Vinny, he just a little too fulla himself for that. He gotta tell us we're doin it wrong. He gotta tell us how to do it right. Because he's one of us an he cares. ('Scuse me while I wipe away a tear.) 'Cept he ain't never voted Rocco, he ain't needin to change his mind. So what's this "we"?
That there, gals and boys, is a mafioso.Rocco is an ugly brute, but let's not let the bandwagon pick up too much speed just yet, in case we change our minds. I'll vote:Furio, rage isn't what we need most right now.
vote: Vincent
Alrighty! I've been following trends from the start. And even to my unprincipled mind, this could be more then a bit scummy, 'xcept of course, that everybody else has been doing pretty much the same. But I've decided to streamline my voting record to make more sense, hence, I'll vote: [MAFIA] Vincent again and be consistent with myself. My reason remains the same.
For the record, I don't understand Sonny's argument and thus am little influenced by it.
Now I'll go hide in some unspecified hotel room with locked door and not a single electronic and/or radio device for around even though that could potentially be a death warrant...
Vote: Frank
Frankly, you're mafia.
I like Johnny's reasoning.
We are taking you down scum - vote: Bugsy
Last edited by [MAFIA] Claudia; 06-20-2011 at 11:20.
Alright, I agree with Sonny here.
vote: Vincent
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