Mafia X [Concluded]

[[MAFIA] Connie]

(Thank you, TinCow!)

This nonsense never woulda happened if you'd all just listened to me and voted for Vincent-the-scummo.

An eh, Claudia doll? You're goin down the wrong track on that WOG thing. Maybe Bugsy's mafia and maybe he ain't, but askin for WOGs don't prove it. Don't even hint at it. I don't care who he is, mafia don't need to draw that kinda attention to theirselves when they can ask all quiet-like in private. Now you tell me Bugsy's someone who'd never do that if he was wearin his own face, an maybe that's different.

Its a double edged sword. It gives us less time to get it right while giving a greater chance of getting it right as well as lessens the ability of the mafia to hide. Most people often lynch inactives to clear up the field so im not really sure why she is getting blasted for the idea.

[[MAFIA] Sonny]

Its a double edged sword. It gives us less time to get it right while giving a greater chance of getting it right as well as lessens the ability of the mafia to hide. Most people often lynch inactives to clear up the field so im not really sure why she is getting blasted for the idea.

Who is "she", doll?

[[MAFIA] Vincent]

Nothing's changed for me.
Vote:Connie

[[MAFIA] Sonny]

Yup, you still mafia, Vinny.

[[MAFIA] Nick]

I ought to just renew my earlier vote. We can keep an eye out on follow ups including Connie's future behavior and if we know to avoid the stupid double jeopardy mistake towns often make we'll be fine.

Vote: Claudia

[[MAFIA] Mickey]

Yup, you still mafia, Vinny.

Sonny, can we be friends?

I'm going to abstain from voting now. Don't think either of the two should be lynched.

[[MAFIA] Sonny]

Sonny, can we be friends?

I'm takin applications for yes-men down at the pool hall.

[[MAFIA] Bugsy]

Its a double edged sword. It gives us less time to get it right while giving a greater chance of getting it right as well as lessens the ability of the mafia to hide. Most people often lynch inactives to clear up the field so im not really sure why she is getting blasted for the idea.

It's principle more than anything. I can't understand (and have a hard time tolerating) people who sign up just to do nothing, not even play. Yes it makes it harder for the mafia to hide but first and foremost it makes the game more funny and active, and it sends a signal. "Make them an offer they cannot refuse" and so on.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Voting closed.

Stand by for the execution.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Chief of Police JuJuBee watched with detached interest as the villagers of the Frontroom continued their voting process for the fourth day in a row. It seemed as if the townspeople, after a rocky start, were finally getting the hang of things.

"Wait a minute, so Claudia's the lynch choice, right? All right, I'm behind that! I cast my vote for Connie!"

"No, you idiot, it's Connie that's the lynch choice, so you made the right choice in the first place, but she's still different from Claudia."

"Okay, so... Connie's actually the lynch choice? Right then, I'm changing my vote to Claudia!"

"..."

Well, JuJuBee, surmised, they did still have some kinks to work out.

Anyway, as the sun set, due to perhaps a mixup in names, perhaps not, Connie and Claudia were tied in the voting, narrowly edging out Bugsy for "first place". "Connie and Claudia?" JuJu said to himself after reading the votes out loud, "Sounds like a bad Nia Vardalos movie. Then again, they're all bad. HEY-O!!!"

With the entire remaining population of the Frontroom groaning at that horrible joke, they all resumed voting, it being - as expected - a tight back-and-forth battle between Connie and Claudia. Connie was getting rather belligerent with the voters for putting her in this position, as she smoked her fat cigar and started yelling at everyone for their perceived idiocy. This seemed to be hurting her more than helping her. But then, somebody cried out:

"HEY! LOOK, EVERYBODY! Claudia's texting in her vote!!!" Instantly people started gravitating towards Claudia and throwing votes her way, Claudia, looking utterly puzzled, could only gape in shock for a minute. Finally, she recovered enough to stammer out an explanation.

"But - I'm not texting in my vote! I don't even know how to text in a vote, especially if we're doing it by ballot box! I don't even have JuJuBee's number! I don't even have my phone with me, for God's sakes! You can't lynch me based off this! It's not right!"

But it was too late. At that moment, the Chief of Police cut off voting, leaving a very angry Claudia with nothing to do but stare daggers at everyone and mount the execution platform.

"Any last words?" JuJu said, as he revved up the day's method of execution - a chainsaw.

"This *#%! happens way too often," Claudia, also known as Sigurd, muttered, before the saw made contact.

Day 4a tally:
Claudia: 9 (Connie, Paulie, Fat Tony, Bertha, Bugsy, Salvatore, Angelo, Nick, Sonny)
Connie: 6 (Bobby, Ralph, Claudia, Luigi, Bruno, Vincent)

Abstained: 2 (Anne, Mickey)
Didn't vote: 8 (Emilio, Frank, Fredo, Giorgio, Johnny, Luciano, Pete, Richie)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Still alive: (24)
Angelo
Anne
Bertha
Bobby
Bruno
Bugsy
Connie
Emilio
Fat Tony
Frank
Fredo
Giorgio
Johnny
Luciano
Luigi
Mickey
Nick
Paulie
Pete
Ralph
Richie
Salvatore
Sonny
Vincent

Killed:
Winston Hughes (Chickenman)
robbiecon (Giuseppe)
Visorslash (Maria)
johnhughthom (Christopher)
issaikhaan (Furio)
Death is yonder (Carlo)
Seon (Fingers)
ELITEOFKINGWARMAN88 (Big George)

Executed:
Jolt (Pedro)
Andres (Rocco)
Chaotix (Joe)
Sigurd (Claudia)

Player list:

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Romanic
spL1tp3r50naL1ty
Visorslash
Beefy187
Greyblades
Renata
Csargo
Populus Romanus
B_Ray
White_eyes:D
Jolt
Captain Blackadder
Seon
glyphz
Ibn-Khaldun
Death is yonder
Askthepizzaguy
Diamondeye
TheLastDays
Crazed Rabbit
Ignoramus
ArpeggiateTHIS
ELITEOFKINGWARMAN88
Winston Hughes
Kagemusha
issaikhaan
a completely inoffensive name
autolycus
robbiecon
Earthling
Chaotix
Centurion1
Ashurnasirpal II
Sigurd
johnhughthom
Andres

It is now Night 5! Orders are due in 23 hours and 19 minutes. WoG warnings will go out at the start of next day phase.

[[MAFIA] Giorgio]

My apologies for missing the voting this round, got mixed up and figured it'd be alright as long as I did it before 24:00 GMT. That worked well...

[[MAFIA] Anne]

Don't think you can hide from me, Franky. I know you're still here. If you think you can make me move on to someone else just by being silent, you're wrong. Not even in the ballpark, Frank.

[Sigurd]

I really like the anonymity these accounts give you. It is fun horsing around in a character knowing that the rest of the players don't know who you are.
Greyblades, heh?
And making that tally would have given my identity away... Third on the bandwagon got me lynched? What a load of superstitious drivvel...