Chief of Police JuJuBee watched with detached interest as the villagers of the Frontroom continued their voting process for the fourth day in a row. It seemed as if the townspeople, after a rocky start, were finally getting the hang of things.
"Wait a minute, so Claudia's the lynch choice, right? All right, I'm behind that! I cast my vote for Connie!"
"No, you idiot, it's Connie that's the lynch choice, so you made the right choice in the first place, but she's still different from Claudia."
"Okay, so... Connie's actually the lynch choice? Right then, I'm changing my vote to Claudia!"
"..."
Well, JuJuBee, surmised, they did still have some kinks to work out.
Anyway, as the sun set, due to perhaps a mixup in names, perhaps not, Connie and Claudia were tied in the voting, narrowly edging out Bugsy for "first place". "Connie and Claudia?" JuJu said to himself after reading the votes out loud, "Sounds like a bad Nia Vardalos movie. Then again, they're all bad. HEY-O!!!"
With the entire remaining population of the Frontroom groaning at that horrible joke, they all resumed voting, it being - as expected - a tight back-and-forth battle between Connie and Claudia. Connie was getting rather belligerent with the voters for putting her in this position, as she smoked her fat cigar and started yelling at everyone for their perceived idiocy. This seemed to be hurting her more than helping her. But then, somebody cried out:
"HEY! LOOK, EVERYBODY! Claudia's texting in her vote!!!" Instantly people started gravitating towards Claudia and throwing votes her way, Claudia, looking utterly puzzled, could only gape in shock for a minute. Finally, she recovered enough to stammer out an explanation.
"But - I'm not texting in my vote! I don't even know how to text in a vote, especially if we're doing it by ballot box! I don't even have JuJuBee's number! I don't even have my phone with me, for God's sakes! You can't lynch me based off this! It's not right!"
But it was too late. At that moment, the Chief of Police cut off voting, leaving a very angry Claudia with nothing to do but stare daggers at everyone and mount the execution platform.
"Any last words?" JuJu said, as he revved up the day's method of execution - a chainsaw.
"This *#%! happens way too often," Claudia, also known as Sigurd, muttered, before the saw made contact.
Day 4a tally:
Claudia: 9 (Connie, Paulie, Fat Tony, Bertha, Bugsy, Salvatore, Angelo, Nick, Sonny) 
Connie: 6 (Bobby, Ralph, Claudia, Luigi, Bruno, Vincent)
Abstained: 2 (Anne, Mickey)
Didn't vote: 8 (Emilio, Frank, Fredo, Giorgio, Johnny, Luciano, Pete, Richie)
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Still alive: (24)
Angelo
Anne
Bertha
Bobby
Bruno
Bugsy
Connie
Emilio
Fat Tony
Frank
Fredo
Giorgio
Johnny
Luciano
Luigi
Mickey
Nick
Paulie
Pete
Ralph
Richie
Salvatore
Sonny
Vincent
Killed:
Winston Hughes (Chickenman)
robbiecon (Giuseppe)
Visorslash (Maria)
johnhughthom (Christopher)
issaikhaan (Furio)
Death is yonder (Carlo)
Seon (Fingers)
ELITEOFKINGWARMAN88 (Big George)
Executed:
Jolt (Pedro)
Andres (Rocco)
Chaotix (Joe)
Sigurd (Claudia)
Player list:
It is now Night 5! Orders are due in 23 hours and 19 minutes. WoG warnings will go out at the start of next day phase.
Re: Mafia X [In play]
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