Quote Originally Posted by [MAFIA] Fat Tony View Post
Anne's right.

I don't understand all this stuff about not voting for scummy people or letting them live a while. It's pretty straightforward; vote for whoever you think is most likely to be mafia. That means voting for the scummiest person during that round.

And so vote: Bobby

I think Vincent isn't a bad choice, but I wish we could get votes piling up on multiple people and less of these bandwagons.
You're talking far too much sense for an honest townie. No, I think your calm, rational thinking is aided in some way by the fact that you're mafia. It even says so right in your name.

You and Bertha are guilty, because you're both fat.

Why does that make you guilty, you might ask?

That's a very good question.

And I have a very good answer.

Prepare to be wowed.

Are you ready?

Well, are you?

The reason why, is because you eat whenever you're feeling guilty, and then you look in the mirror at how fat you are, and that makes you feel guilty for eating, and then you eat because you're guilty.

It makes total sense. I should get an award for this.

Climate Crisis: Averted
Supervirus: Cured
Monster: Drowned
Mafia: Nailed

You're welcome.