Dwarf Fortress Speed Mafia!? [Cancelled]

[Double A]

My computer's been defragging for 8 hours! I've been bored all day! Sort of! So I'm going to host a Dwarf Fortress speed mafia! I can take as many players as they sign up because it's a speed mafia game!! Phases will be 10min/5min! Game will start either in about 40 hours, Friday evening, or Saturday morning! Whatever works best with you guys, but I have virtually no patience due to the defrag, so I'd rather start it sooner than latter! Or I'll eat you!

No knowledge of DF is necessary because that would alienate players! However it would probably make my upcoming cat jokes a lot more funny! Basic premise is that the fort's been infiltrated by goblins! Expect lots of crazy crap to happen!

By the way, my period key stopped working! Well kinda! Actually not at all! But this is speed mafia, and the excessive usage of exclimation points implies that I'm talking really fast! I'm actually typing really fast, but you can't tell, because by the time you've read this, I'll have been done writing it! It is a post after all!

And finally, gah,.

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