Do you think I care about petty trivialities like reality and information? Or that I trouble myself keeping track of how many games are left to be played? My convenience is all that matters - you people are supposed to do all of that for me.

And who stole the animated princess smiley? I demand to know! It had a fluttering veil and I haven't used it in years, now it's gone. The current, not animated version is ugly. Honestly, here I am doing my best to graciously preside over your little battlefield nonsense and you keep on making things difficult. A less dedicated soul would give up.