The Official Tanuki Tournament Thread

**Andres** · 06-10-2011, 09:34

*** reads everything about exploits, cheating and dirty tricks honorable players aren't supposed to use ***

**phonicsmonkey** · 06-10-2011, 11:02

Very noble of you to read all that to ensure you don't accidentally use any of it against me!

**Andres** · 06-10-2011, 11:17

Originally Posted by phonicsmonkey

Very noble of you to read all that to ensure you don't accidentally use any of it against me!

But of course. I will also NOT try to bribe my opponents with a free Ikko-Ikki DLC to lose on purpose.

**phonicsmonkey** · 06-10-2011, 13:19

Originally Posted by Andres

But of course. I will also NOT try to bribe my opponents with a free Ikko-Ikki DLC to lose on purpose.

I'll take that bribe!

And Froggy, the problem is that Andres' and my armies have been asleep when the other has been awake, and vice versa, if you follow my meaning.

But we are scheduled to clash on Saturday.

**frogbeastegg** · 06-10-2011, 11:05

I went and got a new kimono for this event so you'd better make it worthwhile.

Looking at that list of player experience I don't think my peanut catapult is adequate. :starts browsing a catalogue of peanut cannons, looking for a nice model which combines rapid fire with high accuracy:

Aren't you people meant to be killing each other or something? Let me guess - you didn't read the instructions before assembling your armies and now all the heads are on backwards and half of them have arms instead of legs? :sigh: Typical. Men!

**TinCow** · 06-10-2011, 11:47

Originally Posted by frogbeastegg

Aren't you people meant to be killing each other or something?

Some of us (me) are civilized. Gregoshi and I have agreed that he will die on Sunday. That way he can have one final weekend to say goodbye to his loved ones. It is only polite.

**frogbeastegg** · 06-10-2011, 14:32

Originally Posted by phonicsmonkey

And Froggy, the problem is that Andres' and my armies have been asleep when the other has been awake, and vice versa, if you follow my meaning.

You mean the org only has enough rechargeable batteries for one set of soldiers? Terrible, what a state of affairs! We need to do a donation drive.

Yes, timezones, but that's not as fun ;p

**Andres** · 06-10-2011, 14:42

I suggest phonicmonkey switches on his PC, hosts a battle with the ultra super secret password "Banana juice on Friday afternoon, but only during Summer and at beach volleyball happenings" and then goes to sleep. He'll probably perform better when sleeping then while being awake anyway.

I'll join the battle and will ~~probably lose~~ BEAT HIM AND REDUCE HIS ARMY TO A BLOODY PULP!!!

**Nigel** · 06-10-2011, 17:06

You guys are awesome.

Make sure to save the replays for us all to wach.
It is a button that appears below the Victroy/Defeat splash screen immediately after the battle - just in case you have not found it yet during all your past MP battles

**Monk** · 06-10-2011, 19:41

issaikhaan and I met on the field of battle today, best 2 of 3 to decide the winner. The result?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

Replays to follow soon, I'll edit this post in two hours when they get done uploading. Even compressed fraps footage takes forever to get onto youtube. So check back soon and watch us flail around hilariously!

**phonicsmonkey** · 06-10-2011, 23:49

Originally Posted by Andres

I suggest phonicmonkey switches on his PC, hosts a battle with the ultra super secret password "Banana juice on Friday afternoon, but only during Summer and at beach volleyball happenings" and then goes to sleep. He'll probably perform better when sleeping then while being awake anyway.

I'll join the battle and will ~~probably lose~~ BEAT HIM AND REDUCE HIS ARMY TO A BLOODY PULP!!!

How did it go?