phonicsmonkey 23:49 06-10-2011
Originally Posted by Andres:
I suggest phonicmonkey switches on his PC, hosts a battle with the ultra super secret password "Banana juice on Friday afternoon, but only during Summer and at beach volleyball happenings" and then goes to sleep. He'll probably perform better when sleeping then while being awake anyway.
I'll join the battle and will probably lose BEAT HIM AND REDUCE HIS ARMY TO A BLOODY PULP!!!
How did it go?
AggonyKing 07:29 06-11-2011
ggs Monk and issaikhaan :)
I would recommend to use classic mode in the future, that way you all have more units to make funny games with :D
Originally Posted by AggonyKing:
ggs Monk and issaikhaan :)
I would recommend to use classic mode in the future, that way you all have more units to make funny games with :D
Probably a good idea. I logged in only to find that my avatar got reset somehow, so all I had availible was ashigaru, Light cav and bow samurai
Khann was a sport and agreed to play with similiar units.
phonicsmonkey 08:56 06-11-2011
Monkey 2, Belgians 0
I'll upload the replays if anyone can tell me how to find them...
Congratulations,
monkey
Saved the replays, if somebody could be so kind to explain how to make them available.
You can find saved replays in (win 7) C:\users\<username>\appdata\roaming\the creative assembly\shogun2\replays
Appdata is hidden so you may need to enable hidden files first.
phonicsmonkey 09:40 06-11-2011
Here are the replays of our titanic struggle.
That's 1 for the Throne Room. Now go kill everyone else Phonics. :D
In news that surely is not of interest to anybody,
Kagemusha has triumphed over
GeneralHankerchief 2-0. The first battle was cut short due to connection issues, but it was mutually agreed upon that Kage had the upper hand and I conceded the game to him. For the second battle, we agreed on a daimyo-only duel that had... horrific results. Nicely played, Kage!
Replays
Kagemusha 20:40 06-11-2011
Thank you for the games
GH! 
It was indeed noble act to save the rest of your armies by sacrificing yourself and your retainers.

Now where is that Cow with his tinhead! No doubt training with the Aggony´s!
Gregoshi 01:52 06-12-2011
Congratulations Kage. Since you have your heart set so badly to meet TinCudchewer, I guess I could let him "beat" me.
I am busy preparing by not preparing. I don't want my mind cluttered with pre-conceived notions as how the game is supposed to be played. I want my battle creativity to flow in the moment - using pure inspiration to achieve the acme of my skills.
Originally Posted by Gregoshi:
I am busy preparing by not preparing. I don't want my mind cluttered with pre-conceived notions as how the game is supposed to be played. I want my battle creativity to flow in the moment - using pure inspiration to achieve the acme of my skills.
Your strategy is inferior. I am preparing by playing The Witcher 2. I can now kill dozens of men with but a single soldier. Imagine what I will be able to accomplish with an entire army!
phonicsmonkey 06:11 06-12-2011
Gregoshi's humor was no defense against the might of the cow! He falls 3-1 in a best of 5 series. All were classic battles. Rules were as follows:
Battle 1) Regular classic
Battle 2) Artillery duel - 8 mangonels each
Battle 3) Ninja Madness - All ninjas, with night, rain, and fog
Battle 4) All gunpowder - All units must be matchlocks, bomb throwers, rockets, or cannons. Max 2 cannons per player.
Replays
here. I highly recommend watching the ninja battle, it was awesome.
Also, once Andres and Monk play, I can put all this on the real bracket.
Kagemusha 21:07 06-12-2011
Did you loose an eye in the match or why your face is covered in blood?Or just too much single malt last night eh?
Originally Posted by
Kagemusha:
Did you loose an eye in the match or why your face is covered in blood?Or just too much single malt last night eh?
That is blood! The blood of my enemies! Or it would be if I had enemies. Which I don't. Because everyone likes me. So, I guess it's really the blood of my friends.
Gregoshi 21:24 06-12-2011
Originally Posted by TinCow:
I highly recommend watching the ninja battle, it was awesome.
It always helps to understand that ninjas have a "stealth" ability, which I didn't until near the end when it was too late. BTW, my ninjas did not think it was "awesome", though as a theme battle, pajamas, stealth, night, rain and fog are hard to beat - and see.
I still don't understand how I won the artillery duel as I don't think I figured out how to get my mongonels to fire for the first minute or two. Or, if they did fire, I didn't see it - all I saw was incoming fire.
Originally Posted by :
I highly recommend watching the ninja battle, it was awesome.
If if is worth watching - be it for awesomeness or just plain fun - would you consider making a video of it ?
Originally Posted by Nigel:
If if is worth watching - be it for awesomeness or just plain fun - would you consider making a video of it ?
I'll see what I can do.
phonicsmonkey 23:01 06-12-2011
Originally Posted by AggonyKing:
I would recommend to use classic mode in the future, that way you all have more units to make funny games with :D
Excuse me for being a n00b, but how do you select classic mode?
Originally Posted by phonicsmonkey:
Excuse me for being a n00b, but how do you select classic mode?
IIRC, there's a check-box for classic battles just below the 'host' button.
Here's a commentary video of the ninja battle. Sorry about the sound effects drowning out my voice, didn't realize the flash bombs would be so loud while I was recording. I'll adjust sound effects in the future if I do another one of these:
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/media...details&mid=87
Originally Posted by TinCow:
Also, once Andres and Monk play, I can put all this on the real bracket.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but:
Originally Posted by :
Once the following matches have been played, we will input the results into the Tanuki Tournament Bracket on the forum utility and conduct the rest of the tournament in the automated bracket itself:
A) phonicsmonkey v Andres
D) issaikhaan v Monk
Loser of A v Loser of D
I didn't lose. I won 2-0 in a best of 3. You're looking for Issaikhann.
Sorry, misread the results post. You are correct, it's Andres v 'khaan that needs to be fought so that I can put the rest on the bracket.
Haha, yeah that's right. There's no escape from what coming for you TinCow. If you listen real close, you can hear it. The rumble on the ground and the screaming in the air. Can ya hear it? The pain train's a-coming, TC and you're laying right on the tracks.
Gregoshi 00:41 06-13-2011
Originally Posted by
TinCow:
Here's a commentary video of the ninja battle. Sorry about the sound effects drowning out my voice, didn't realize the flash bombs would be so loud while I was recording. I'll adjust sound effects in the future if I do another one of these:
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/media...details&mid=87
Excellent commentary
TC. I was laughing my butt off.
phonicsmonkey 00:54 06-13-2011
the "there is no other" rother and I will be fighting on tuesday because he was too scared to fight me monday
I am sharpening my monkey hammer in preparation
therother 00:59 06-13-2011
Ha, I gave you an extra day to live as you started blubbering about feeding babies!
phonicsmonkey 01:10 06-13-2011
No, I threatened to feed your babies....to Tincow! I knew you weren't listening...
therother 01:50 06-13-2011
Ah, that would indeed make more sense. Difficult to follow your high-pitched, girly wailing though.
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