The Official Tanuki Tournament Thread

[therother]

Ha, I gave you an extra day to live as you started blubbering about feeding babies!

[phonicsmonkey]

No, I threatened to feed your babies....to Tincow! I knew you weren't listening...

[therother]

Ah, that would indeed make more sense. Difficult to follow your high-pitched, girly wailing though.

[phonicsmonkey]

Ah, that would indeed make more sense. Difficult to follow your high-pitched, girly wailing though.

You mean my blood-curdling monkey shrieks? Evidently you were too scared to follow what I was saying. It's understandable...

[therother]

Hmm, yes, I was so scared that I fell about the place laughing. Odd reaction but, as you say, very understandable.

[Gregoshi]

Ladies, stop your endless yakking. Your talk is like your weapons - dull.

[phonicsmonkey]

Quiet loser! You're just mad because your ninjas were lit up like Christmas trees..

[Andres]

I sent the cowardly coward 'khaan one entire pm, yet he apparently refuses to answer. Probably because he is a cowardly coward who is also a coward.

[Andres]

I will meet 'khaan on the battlefield probably Wednesday or Thursday evening.

He admitted he is a coward and he begged me to bribe him and to play only loser loses games, which I refused, of course. Apparently, the weakling feeds his peasants every week. Bah. I've told my peasants that the strong should start eating the weak, so that only über elite peasants will appear on the battlefield on my side.

I wish my opponent no luck at all, a failing internet connection for the entire week so that he has to give forfait and a very painful headache which causes his eyes to hurt so that he hardly sees his screen when fighting me. I also wish myself good luck and many heroic victories.

[therother]

After 3 battles of wonderful ineptitude, truly fulfilling the tournament spirit of "no skills, no rules, no honour", including a long discussion about how we couldn't move our cannons in a cannon fight and a fair bit of underhand cheating on my part, I have silenced the monkey's mewing 2-1. Who's next?

[phonicsmonkey]

Here are the replays so everyone can see how you disgraced the org by bringing ninja to a rocket fight! The smuggled illicit ninja won the first fight for therother.

Then in the second battle (which was to be cannons and cavalry) we realised quickly that cannon cannot be moved. Luckily I brought more horses to that fight which won the day for me. My smuggled illicit ninja didn't get in on the action...

In the third deciding fight, a naval battle, my admiral was perplexed at how ineffective his strategy of sailing upwind into direct cannon fire turned out to be...

This is not the end for the monkey - I will retreat to my cave, make sacrifices to my dark gods and sharpen my monkey hammer in preparation for my inevitable glory against Generalhankerchief...

[Kagemusha]

Who's next?

That would be me!The reign of terror of Tech admins will stop here and now! Like beacons off light i and the mighty Monk, shall cast you back to the darkness that is the boiler rooms under the Camel Stables! No more shall VB code pollute the air filled with sweet scent of Org´s toilets! As superior beings we are.We CONTENT MANAGER´S will contain the evil that has taken the form of terotherotherrr and Cow tinhead who hides behind glasssess after too much single malt! Let the contamination begin!!!

[TinCow]

No, I threatened to feed your babies....to Tincow! I knew you weren't listening...

Mmm... babies.