The Official Tanuki Tournament Thread

[Andres]

I sent the cowardly coward 'khaan one entire pm, yet he apparently refuses to answer. Probably because he is a cowardly coward who is also a coward.

[Andres]

I will meet 'khaan on the battlefield probably Wednesday or Thursday evening.

He admitted he is a coward and he begged me to bribe him and to play only loser loses games, which I refused, of course. Apparently, the weakling feeds his peasants every week. Bah. I've told my peasants that the strong should start eating the weak, so that only über elite peasants will appear on the battlefield on my side.

I wish my opponent no luck at all, a failing internet connection for the entire week so that he has to give forfait and a very painful headache which causes his eyes to hurt so that he hardly sees his screen when fighting me. I also wish myself good luck and many heroic victories.

[therother]

After 3 battles of wonderful ineptitude, truly fulfilling the tournament spirit of "no skills, no rules, no honour", including a long discussion about how we couldn't move our cannons in a cannon fight and a fair bit of underhand cheating on my part, I have silenced the monkey's mewing 2-1. Who's next?

[phonicsmonkey]

Here are the replays so everyone can see how you disgraced the org by bringing ninja to a rocket fight! The smuggled illicit ninja won the first fight for therother.

Then in the second battle (which was to be cannons and cavalry) we realised quickly that cannon cannot be moved. Luckily I brought more horses to that fight which won the day for me. My smuggled illicit ninja didn't get in on the action...

In the third deciding fight, a naval battle, my admiral was perplexed at how ineffective his strategy of sailing upwind into direct cannon fire turned out to be...

This is not the end for the monkey - I will retreat to my cave, make sacrifices to my dark gods and sharpen my monkey hammer in preparation for my inevitable glory against Generalhankerchief...

[Gregoshi]

No illicit ninjas in the naval battle? Disappointing.

[therother]

You mean you didn't see them on the island?

[Kagemusha]

Who's next?

That would be me!The reign of terror of Tech admins will stop here and now! Like beacons off light i and the mighty Monk, shall cast you back to the darkness that is the boiler rooms under the Camel Stables! No more shall VB code pollute the air filled with sweet scent of Org´s toilets! As superior beings we are.We CONTENT MANAGER´S will contain the evil that has taken the form of terotherotherrr and Cow tinhead who hides behind glasssess after too much single malt! Let the contamination begin!!!

[therother]

Are you a Content Manager???

[Kagemusha]

You boiler room demon, you!Your VB spells, will do little once ive trambled you back to the boiler room you belong!

[therother]

What to you think TinCow? Should we let him off?

Nice pic btw.

[Nigel]

That would be me!The reign of terror of Tech admins will stop here and now! Like beacons off light i and the mighty Monk, shall cast you back to the darkness that is the boiler rooms under the Camel Stables! No more shall VB code pollute the air filled with sweet scent of Org´s toilets! As superior beings we are.We CONTENT MANAGER´S will contain the evil that has taken the form of terotherotherrr and Cow tinhead who hides behind glasssess after too much single malt! Let the contamination begin!!!

... hmmm, do I see a theme for the next org staff tournament coming up?
Content Manages vs. Tech Admins vs. Moderators ?

The only problem would be that we Content Managers are so dependent on the Tech Admins to get all our crazy ideas actually to work.....

[Kagemusha]

... hmmm, do I see a theme for the next org staff tournament coming up?
Content Manages vs. Tech Admins vs. Moderators ?

The only problem would be that we Content Managers are so dependent on the Tech Admins to get all our crazy ideas actually to work.....

Do not worry.The tech admins will be soon enslaved. Chained down to the boiler room where they belong.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Do not worry.The tech admins will be soon enslaved. Chained down to the boiler room where they belong.

Wait, you mean they're not there already? Darn it, guys, who let them out again??!?! You know they're not allowed to see sunlight - it gives them ideas.

[AggonyKing]

Content Manages vs. Tech Admins vs. Moderators ?

I can predict who would win already

would be fun to do though hehe, maybe sc2 style. Have different teams and do player elimination, the team whose all players are eliminated loses

[Gregoshi]

Be at peace Kage. theothertechcow are only doing this because it is the only thing they CAN do to you - you won't be beaten on the battlefield by them. Oh, and sorry about the mess on your shoes.

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