I hate Philosophy.

[naut]

You should take philosophy more seriously. I travel the world learning all forms of philosophical teachings and conundrums (except for Jedi Mind Tricks, I am not yet powerful enough to master those), all the while lifting heavy and taking my multi. It has led me to many great places and more tang than any Earthly man could ever possibly need. For example, when I was in Turkmenistan I was taught a very deep lesson by a humble shepherd: "A man who spends too long in the shadows gets mugged." I carry this motto with me to this very day. If you lift heavy, take your multi, and learn the ways of philosophy, maybe, Warman, you too can become an alpha dog able to psychoanalyse a person by a sentence, seduce a woman with a stare and predict an approaching menstrual cycle from the slightest whiff.