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    I have a solution for you.

    Date a guy.
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    Speaker of Truth Senior Member Moros's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    I have a solution for you.

    Date a guy.
    Considered it. Going out could be fun. It's just they always have other intentions.

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    I bet it doesn't like it to be called it either.

    What attracts you in her anyway?
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    Date an older woman (this is advice from Fisherking's wife who often thinks that the young girls of today have no clue what charm and congeniality is). Advice from Fisherking himself shall follow shortly.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fisherking View Post
    Date an older woman (this is advice from Fisherking's wife who often thinks that the young girls of today have no clue what charm and congeniality is). Advice from Fisherking himself shall follow shortly.
    Because everyone likes MILFS?

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    it doesn't like books or politics
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    it doesn't like pron
    That's it! What kind of girlfriend is that? I suggest you dump her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    I have a solution for you.

    Date a guy.
    This gave me a really good laugh.

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    Date an older woman (this is advice from Fisherking's wife who often thinks that the young girls of today have no clue what charm and congeniality is). Advice from Fisherking himself shall follow shortly.
    You know what? I seriously agree with this.

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    You know what? I seriously agree with this.
    I always prey 18/19/20/21 year olds. Even though I'm 17.

    It's more fun than some dumb 15 year old girl.

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    That is a tremendous list of what she doesn't like, and dare I say I'm the exact same as you with almost everything on there (minus the fact that when I see my girlfriend I shower...because a clean man has dirty laundry!). Euphamism intended.

    Alot of the things you mentioned are stuff we do because it's comfortable and we're lazy, but alot of it sort of disappears in the process of growing up. Maybe she wants you to be a bit more mature in the way you present yourself, both in a physical (what we see, ie showering, hedge maintenance) sense and an intellectual (having to stuff to say) and probably even emotional (doing stuff with her, of the non bang sort).

    Or, she has a mad case of uni stress/home stress/something that's ticking her off at taking it out on you.

    Or, you two are, always have been, and always will be, two very different people and will always come to disagreements on these issues.

    I'm not sure what advice I can give you, you haven't said what you'd want to do with her. Short term, long term, fling or whatever...and if you have said it on this page, I'm not scrolling up to check because I'm that lazy. How long have you two been going out?
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    about 3 years.

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