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  1. 06-16-2011, 21:32 #1
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    Default Re: Girl problems

    What is this?

    How can a girl thread steer away from boasting one's own sexual prowess and funny innuendo and go straight to personal hygiene?
    For shame.
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    Everyone in the frontroom is supposed to die a depressed, friendless virgin

    I don't make the rules but I will enforce them
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    Everyone in the frontroom is supposed to die a depressed, friendless virgin
    So this applies to you as well?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Everyone in the frontroom is supposed to die a depressed, friendless virgin

    I don't make the rules but I will enforce them
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    So this applies to you as well?
    Especially Strike.
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  5. 06-17-2011, 07:41 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Secura View Post
    So this applies to you as well?
    Does a captain not go down with his ship?
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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  6. 06-17-2011, 09:02 #6
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    Default Re: Girl problems

    Well, who needs a girlfriend when there is the frontroom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Does a captain not go down with his ship?
    The masculine image I have of you has been shattered now...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Secura View Post
    The masculine image I have of you has been shattered now...
    Oh the humanity
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Everyone in the frontroom is supposed to die a depressed, friendless virgin

    I don't make the rules but I will enforce them
    Louis will not be pleased to hear that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Everyone in the frontroom is supposed to die a depressed, friendless virgin

    I don't make the rules but I will enforce them
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