Minnesota State Guvmint shuts down, will anyone notice?

[Lemur]

What kinda cheese goes with lutefisk and Miller Lite, Lem ?

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Oh, and the locals in my part of the state are all about Bud Lite, not Miller Lite. Heathen.

Sometimes I think less is more [roadwork] works better.

Problem is that the contractors and companies that are doing the roadwork will be taking a serious hit. Like I said, here in the frozen northern wastes, construction season is short, so delays can cascade badly. No margin.

If the mindless hordes of Swedes try to invade Wisconsin, we will fight them to the death. Our cheeseheads will vanquish their lutafisk-popping barbarians.

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Remember, Fargo takes place in MN, Mystery Science Theater in WI. MN is responsible for Prince, WI for The Onion.