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Hm, html code doesn't seem to agree with my pad anymore... Anyway:

A biker died after flipping over the handlebars, hitting the pavement with his head. As he was protesting against the EVIL GUVMENT which has the nerve to tell him he should put on a helmet, he did not wear one, because he's super-awesome and anti-establishment and all that other stuff spoiled 14-year olds with an identity crisis are.

The doctor who pronounced him dead said he would've been alive if he had used one. Yes, the government is truly an evil entity, hell-bent on turning us all into slaves. Durk-a-dur!



The good news is: one less idiot in the world. At least that's something.