The Library Makes The Man

[Major Robert Dump]

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WTF IS A BOOK???

E-Books are more fun if you stop using your finger to scroll and use another body part instead. Makes reading more interactive.

STFS you also forgot phenom that is toiletry bookery. Taking E Books in the bathroom is disgusting, its like brushing your teeth or drinking coffee while pooping, and thats disgusting, because I have done it. Bathroom books stay forever in the bathroom, and being able to "curl up" on the toilet and take a big lumberjack crap while reading the George W Bush biography is not only poetic, but also something I would not trade for anything. Well, I'd trade it for the Iraq War, but nothing else.