Midgardsaga III [Concluded]

[Andres]

Loki, I'm sure you have great powers and stuff, but the uselessness of other gods and you apparent lack of consciousness until now has given me little reason to think you can truly help us.

I offered to be the towns' champion in Holmgang and to challenge whoever the town wishes me to challenge. You can vote to decide who I should duel, if you want.

But apparently, the human Nightbringer missed that part.

What a surprise

I suggest we fight against each other in Holmgang. That way, you'll learn how great exactly my powers are

[autolycus]

Well, if Andres plays nice, I suppose he can play for a little while longer. Besides, I'd like my vote to matter.
unvote: TLD, vote:Nightbringer

[Andres]

Well, if Andres plays nice, I suppose he can play for a little while longer.

Boohoohoo, the big powerless weak maggot of a human threatens me! I'm sooooo scared....



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

[Askthepizzaguy]

Well, if Andres plays nice, I suppose he can play for a little while longer. Besides, I'd like my vote to matter.
unvote: TLD, vote:Nightbringer

Not that it matters, but you're unvoting Andres, not TLD.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Unvote: whoever
Vote: TheLastDays

[Chaotix]

You know what, scratch that. Reading through hings again traitorix is striking me as more and more scummy. His role pm still bugs me, he has a completely unproven claim that he cannot be dueled, and he is just trying too hard in my eyes.
unvote, vote:tratorix

I suspect that your whole "I cannot be dueled" is just a scum plan to keep you from getting revealed.

Loki, I'm sure you have great powers and stuff, but the uselessness of other gods and you apparent lack of consciousness until now has given me little reason to think you can truly help us.

Oh no you don't. Tratorix is mine to kill and mine alone!

unvote, Vote: Nightbringer

[Askthepizzaguy]

Boohoohoo, the big powerless weak maggot of a human threatens me! I'm sooooo scared....

I pray to thee, Loki, how do you know Autolycus is a human and not a Jotun or a fellow God?

[TheLastDays]

Unvote: whoever
Vote: TheLastDays

I'm getting the feeling you don't like me :(

Hmmm weird situation but a tie will not help the town so what are you trying to achieve? Do you believe I'm Jotun?

[GeneralHankerchief]

I obey the will of Loki and my fellow ascendants.

[Romanic]

vote: Nightbringer

Quick vote, to make sure I register a vote in time, and to satisfy Loki.

This may change, if I have time to catch up with the thread before Sigurd stops the clock.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I obey the will of Loki and my fellow ascendants.

Hilarious. I thought you hated networks.

[Khazaar]

Vote: Anders it´s time for a change. It´s the Time of Men now...

[Andres]

I pray to thee, Loki, how do you know Autolycus is a human and not a Jotun or a fellow God?

[Andres]

Vote: Anders it´s time for a change. It´s the Time of Men now...

[TheLastDays]

I obey the will of Loki and my fellow ascendants.

So they do not want to lynch anyone? I can't say I approve.
Oh and I realize you don't care for my approval but what you're doing is not helping the town.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Just wondering, since even you shouldn't be aware of who the Jotun are. You seem to be letting your godly ways interfere with your far more powerful intellectual ways.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Quite a courageous decision. You'll always have our support.

Laugh now until you lose to me later.

[Earthling]

Nightbringer is almost certainly the worst lynch candidate of those available right now. Any of tratorix, Andres, or Diamondeye would be better and tell the town a lot more information, because lynching Nightbringer as a townie tells everybody absolutely nothing and provides no follow up for those placing the lynch votes.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Laugh now until you lose to me later.

I'm trembling.

[Andres]

Just wondering, since even you shouldn't be aware of who the Jotun are. You seem to be letting your godly ways interfere with your far more powerful intellectual ways.

Oh no. No way. Don't even start thinking about trying to let me be "rational", human. I'm Loki and Loki is Chaos!

But maybe, just maybe, I know a thing or two. After all, I am a God And maybe, you heard me saying a thing or two. Or maybe you didn't

Just don't expect me to make it easy for you... Oh no, there's no fun in thàt.

Humans are so predictable and boring sometimes, but every once in a while, they have flashes of what seems to be intelligence.

I will help you, but I'm not going to do your work for you.

I think me challenging TheLastDays, Nighbringer or Khazaar would be fun

[Askthepizzaguy]

If Loki is Chaos, why not let dice decide who dies?

You may yet challenge a foolish Jotun, and Chaos itself will have led you straight to their doom.

I approve of this. If we are to have Loki as our champion, then let Loki unleash true chaos as he does best.

[Sigurd]

voting closed.

[TheLastDays]

Alright since I have been asked by those that I respect:

Loki, Lord of Chaos, I apologize for offending you. Please, grant me the pleasure to continue to swing my axe to your amusement!

[Askthepizzaguy]

I find the groveling more amusing personally. Dance for your GOD, mortal!

[Reenk Roink]

Well then lynch Hankerchief who has clearly been acting scummy in his posts, lied to everyone already at least once (in post #480 for sure) and we'll test if someone who has connections to Roink is guilty first I guess. It'll also help them stop whining about a pathetic little hockey team.

-and no didn't need to bother with the font as it just worked out to substitution anyway, just took a few minutes to translate all their bickering.

Nightbringer is almost certainly the worst lynch candidate of those available right now. Any of tratorix, Andres, or Diamondeye would be better and tell the town a lot more information, because lynching Nightbringer as a townie tells everybody absolutely nothing and provides no follow up for those placing the lynch votes.

U MAD LOL?


But yes, we are very happy that of all people you wasted your time with our hockey talk. I was about to send TinCow a PM telling him not to bother but Andres said no... And of course teh Jets are pathetic*...

*sorry White eyes

By the way, one thing you got right is that we shouldn't have killed Nightbringer because he's a good guy, but to appease Loki it is all right.

Oh, and:

Hilarious. I thought you hated networks.

This isn't a 'network' because Andres forced us to join... I WOULD HAVE JOINED WILLINGLY THOUGH

If Loki is Chaos, why not let dice decide who dies?

Dice rolls can be very accurately modeled and their results predicted with simple classical mechanics, you don't even need to use any more high-falutin physics than that... I mean it's like the absolute opposite of chaos.

[Askthepizzaguy]

ARE YOU SAYING LOKI IS INCAPABLE OF MAKING DICE THAT ARE TRULY RANDOM???


You walked into that one, Reenk, you have to admit. Don't talk about physics when the gods can bend them.

[Reenk Roink]

ARE YOU SAYING LOKI IS INCAPABLE OF MAKING DICE THAT ARE TRULY RANDOM???


You walked into that one, Reenk, you have to admit. Don't talk about physics when the gods can bend them.

Physics is a model, an instrumentalist description. It isn't an entity in itself. Dice roles could very well be truly random ontologically in themselves, as with every other phenomenon, but the mechanical description of them aren't. It is a human created enterprise, subject to all of it's non-randomness. Why would the divine even want to deal with that crap? This is all in the ascension handbook 101. Ask Andres if hell let you join the club for a copy.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Loki could manifest dice for the visual benefit of us mortals, because we like that sort of thing. It's like when Q snaps his fingers to make things happen. He doesn't need to, but then again his body is simply an avatar for us to look at that we may find familiar.

Loki's dice would be truly random, and modeling them would be impossible for mortal mathematics. They would be a theatrical manifestation of his random will.


Also, ascension to godhood wouldn't be a great idea unless I'm the only one who presently can be. It would seem to be a waste unless I were protected, and it's not worth the effort since we seem to be short on protectors.

[Reenk Roink]

Also, ascension to godhood wouldn't be a great idea unless I'm the only one who presently can be. It would seem to be a waste unless I were protected, and it's not worth the effort since we seem to be short on protectors.

We were going to do TLD first but now Loki wants him dead lol...

[Askthepizzaguy]

We were going to do TLD first but now Loki wants him dead lol...

Well that's his own fault. Shouldn't have been thumbing his nose at Loki in the first place. He's about to have the honor of being slapped by a god. That'll make him more famous than any deed on the battlefield.