American TV: Alexander the Great not Greek

[Skullheadhq]

Stop the presses! News has just reached me from Americaland that Alexander the Great is, in fact, not a Greek, but a Slav! How could this be? All the history books now have to be rewritten. I wonder how this will impact EBII. All the Greek buildings will have to be replaced with Kremlin-like buildings and the Somatophulakes Strategou would have to be cossacks now, with big, big mustaches. How could this have been overlooked? This means EBI is wrong as well, oh heavens!