The Thing Mafia [Concluded]

[[MAFIA] Bobby]

Well we should really get this going. I mean after tonight there'll probably 3 of us who are dead.

[[MAFIA] Luciano]

Se i combattimenti era zoppo, come i combattimenti nel video, poi Salvatore è morto dal ridere troppo.

[[MAFIA] Frank]

lol auto-translation sure is funny XD

[[MAFIA] Johnny]

I regret not voting this past round. I regret many things, in fact. Most of all I regret joining Kage and CR on this expedition. Also, you all need to brush your teeth. Your breaths all smell like stale coffee.

[[MAFIA] Nick]

Huh, well, your breath stinks of rotting flesh, THING.
Noticed when you opened your mouth to sing.
Why this mournful melody do you ply?
Surely you don't expect us all to die?

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When shields become crutches, and swords become canes,
some hearts are put to rout.
When wives become plunder, and foes become thanes,
all hope has guttered out.
--Anonymous "Lament for the Conquered"

[[MAFIA] Luciano]

lol auto-translation sure is funny XD

What-a you-a saying? Makinga fun of my-a, um accent, que? Quindi perché non mi hai corretto allora?

[TinCow]

Night 2

Due to time constraints, the henchmen had made a communal decision to propose construction of a combination nuclear reactor and bowling alley. While such an arrangement did pose certain recreational hazards, it also provided interesting new options for secret agent torturing. As such, Kage and CR gave their approval to the design.

It did not take long for the team to unload the portable nuclear reactor and install it in one of the facility's sub-basements. The real challenge was laying down, and waxing, the bowling alley floor. While this was going on, one of the henchmen got to work on the pin recycling system, which was to have an optional switch that would send the pins through the nuclear reactor itself before standing them back up. He was working on some wiring when another henchman approached him from behind.

"Need some help?" asked the other man.

"Actually, yes," said the wirer. "Could you hand me the wire strippers from the toolbox over there?" He gestured vaguely at a nearby corner.

"Sure thing," said the other man, and walked over to the box. He returned a moment later. "Here you go."

The wirer turned around to take the tool, and got a good look at his assistant. The man was wearing the usual orange jumpsuit and the standard-issue combination fedora/hardhat. There was something odd about him though. "Hey, how'd you get seven eyes?"

"Oh, these?" replied the assistant. "They were all the rage on Arkintoofle Minor. It's been a while since I was there, but they just look so good I like to put them on whenever I can."

"Was that, uh... a mission for another evil overlord?" stammered the wiring henchman.

The assistant grinned, showing row after row of sharpened teeth. "Something like that."

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"Superb! Bravo! Well Done!" CR was very pleased with the evening's work. The base now had more than enough electricity to power a gigantic super laser, and the bowling alley even had one of those arcade-grabber machines for winning fuzzy dice. "What do you think, Kage?"

Kage was in the middle of hurling a ball down one of the lanes. He tilted his head to the side watching his roll slam into the pins. It came up a seven-ten split. "Could use some more work," he replied.

CR waved his hand at his partner. "Ignore him, my good toadies, ignore him. He always gets grumpy when he goes more than a day or two without killing someone. You really did do an excellent job. We are very pleased."

Kage grunted.

"Now that we have sufficient power," continued CR, "the next step will be to erect the pleasure gardens and menagerie. Don't forget the river filled with piranhas. We want each one hand-painted with a different design, for maximum aesthetic effect."

"Maximum effect," echoed Kage.

The two evil overlords started to walk off, but CR turned back around as he reached the door. "Oh, and one more thing. Kage noticed a bit of ear on his bowling ball during his second frame. Turns out there's a whole lot of someone smeared on the walls back behind the ball return. Based on the sheer quantity of flesh, it looks like Fat Tony. Do try and figure out who is causing this mess as soon as possible, it would be somewhat inconvenient if we had to order more henchmen. Antarctica isn't covered by free shipping."

"Even with Amazon Prime," complained Kage.


Day 2 will end in:


Alive: (14/17)
[MAFIA] Bobby
[MAFIA] Bugsy
[MAFIA] Emilio
[MAFIA] Frank
[MAFIA] Johnny
[MAFIA] Luciano
[MAFIA] Luigi
[MAFIA] Nick
[MAFIA] Paulie
[MAFIA] Rocco
[MAFIA] Silvio
[MAFIA] Sonny
[MAFIA] Vinny
[MAFIA] Vito

Killed:
[MAFIA] Bertha (N1)
[MAFIA] Fat Tony (N2)

Lynched:
[MAFIA] Salvatore (D1)

[[MAFIA] Luigi]

I worked very closely with myself last night and can reasonably vouche that I am, in fact, not The Thing. Unless I am lying to me, but I just don't see me doing that.

[[MAFIA] Frank]

Ugh, yet another write-up with no clues what-so-ever...

Vote: Abstain