Kage and CR returned to the bowling alley/nuclear reactor a few hours later, each with a pair of tall blondes on their arms. Kage was wearing sunglasses, and CR was puffing on a cigar.

"Heeeey!" CR gave everyone a Buddy Christ pose. "How's it going guys? You figured out who's been playing rough with the fatsos?"

Several henchmen pointed at Nick, "He speaks funny!" "He won't stop rhyming!" "He kissed my sister!"

CR stroked his chin and narrowed his eyes. "Hmmm... that is suspicious. Particularly the sister-kissing. Kage and I are the only ones around here who get to kiss whoever we want. Is your sister a looker?"

Several more henchmen start shouting at that moment, and pointed at Bugsy. "He discriminates against those of bountiful girth! He hates rappers! He's trying to unionize!"

At this last point, the four girls who arrived with Kage and CR shrieked and buried their heads in the shoulders of the evil overlords. The cigar fell out of CR's mouth, while Kage lowered his sunglasses slightly and glared at Bugsy directly.

"Unionizing? UNIONIZING?!" CR grabbed Bugsy by the front of his jumpsuit. "You dirty traitor. After all we've done for you, this is how you repay us? You disgust me." CR looked at one of the blondes. "Sally, fetch me mah learnin' stick."

Kage stepped forward and put a hand on CR's shoulder. "Easy, old friend. Bugsy only wants to be treated well, perhaps we should let him strike." He gestured at the lane marked zero.

CR smiled and nodded. "Yes. Absolutely. Bugsy, let's see if you've got what it takes to strike." Bugsy looked around nervously, but walked over to the ball return nonetheless. He picked up a ball, lined up his shot, and threw. It was a powerful shot, and pins went flying with a loud clatter. When they settled, he was left with a seven-ten split.

"I told you it needed more work," said Kage.

Bugsy was sweating now. His ball came back, and he picked it up hesitantly. He glanced about at the rest of the henchmen, but no one moved to help him. Eventually he focused back on the lane and, with his breath held, threw an incredible shot. The ball spun just on the lip of the gutter, clipped the left side of the seven pin, and rocketed across to slap the ten pin. The ten pin didn't so much as quiver. "But... but..." blubbered Bugsy, "pointing at the rock-solid ten pin.

"Tough break, kid," said Kage, and hit a button on a nearby console. The floor under Bugsy's feet retracted, exposing a conveyor belt moving at incredible speed. Bugsy was swept off down the lane before he could say another word. He slammed into the end of the lane with a sickening crunch, just moments before the resetting device impaled him with several sharpened bowling pins.

"Alright, back to work you lazy scabs!" growled CR. "And remember, after you finish constructing the menagerie, we want every single piranha hand-painted with reproductions of classical artwork!"

Bugsy: 7 (Bobby, Emilio, Vito, Paulie, Frank, Sonny, Silvio)
Nick: 4 (Johnny, Rocco, Bugsy, Luciano)
Frank: 1 (Vinny)
Abstain: 1 (Nick)
Not Voting: 2 (Luigi)

Night 3 will end in:


Alive: (13/17)
[MAFIA] Bobby
[MAFIA] Emilio
[MAFIA] Frank
[MAFIA] Johnny
[MAFIA] Luciano
[MAFIA] Luigi
[MAFIA] Nick
[MAFIA] Paulie
[MAFIA] Rocco
[MAFIA] Silvio
[MAFIA] Sonny
[MAFIA] Vinny
[MAFIA] Vito

Killed:
[MAFIA] Bertha (N1)
[MAFIA] Fat Tony (N2)

Lynched:
 [MAFIA] Salvatore (D1)
[MAFIA] Bugsy (D2)