The Thing Mafia [Concluded]

[TinCow]

Tally:

Johnny: 5 (Rocco, Sonny, Vito, Frank, Luigi)
Vito: 2 (Johnny, Luciano)

Not Voting: 3 (Nick, Silvio, Vinny)



I may be a bit busy when the timer ends, but should be ready to close it by 10:30 or 11:00am at the latest. For my own amusement, voting will remain open until I specifically post that it is closed in the thread.

[[MAFIA] Rocco]

I would imagine that "Johnny Reenk" may have some kind of trump card to play if he's cornered. You know, being an inhuman monster and all. Perhaps he can escape from close votes. Recommend the full wagon treatment.

All aboard the bandwagon!

It couldn't hurt at this point, but there's an outside chance it may help.

[TinCow]

Voting closed.

[TinCow]

"Alrighty! Mr. Thing, come on down!" Kage looked at the assembled crowd, expectantly. No one moved. "No? Anyone? Mr. Thing, where are you?" Several henchmen pointed at Johnny.

Kage's face brightened. "Mr. Thing! A pleasure to meet you." He bowed low.

"Uh, I'm me," said Johnny. "I'm not an alien."

"Of course you aren't, Mr. Thing," nodded Kage. "You're our most dearly respected guest." The evil overlord began pacing. "I'll admit I'm a bit disappointed you were caught this easily. You know, you cannot be a true partner for us if you cannot even fool a handful of n00b henchmen." Kage looked at Johnny. "I expected better of you. You may possess Ultranox Discombobulators, but clearly you do not have what it takes to infiltrate the enemy, sow chaos, and make them tear themselves apart. These are the true weapons of a mafioso."

"But, I'm not the Thing..." complained Johnny.

"If you are, then you are not worthy," said Kage, "and I am pleased to dispose of you. If you are not, then Mr. Thing is doing quite well and we are a step closer to obtaining a most excellent partner." CR did some air guitar. Kage pulled out a gun and aimed it Johnny's head.

"But, I" started Johnny. Before he could get any further, there was a loud bang and his body crumpled to the floor.

Kage peered at the corpse suspiciously for several moment. "Hmmm... that doesn't seem like a dead alien to me, what do you think Mr. Rabbit?" CR looked at Johnny's body. "Just looks like short, dead henchdude."

"Excellent!" Kage grinned, and did some air guitar. CR joined in.

"Alright, nothing left to see here," said Kage. "Get back to work. Remember, by morning we want the Room With The Giant TV Screen and Waterpark."

Johnny: 5 (Rocco, Sonny, Vito, Frank, Luigi)
Vito: 2 (Johnny, Luciano)
Not Voting: 3 (Nick, Silvio, Vinny)

Night 5 will end in:


Alive: (9/17)
[MAFIA] Frank
[MAFIA] Luciano
[MAFIA] Luigi
[MAFIA] Nick
[MAFIA] Rocco
[MAFIA] Silvio
[MAFIA] Sonny
[MAFIA] Vinny
[MAFIA] Vito

Killed:
[MAFIA] Bertha (N1)
[MAFIA] Fat Tony (N2)
[MAFIA] Paulie (N3)
[MAFIA] Bobby (N4)

Lynched:
[MAFIA] Salvatore (D1)
[MAFIA] Bugsy (D2)
[MAFIA] Emilio (D3)
[MAFIA] Johnny (D4)

[[MAFIA] Rocco]

Well, so much for that idea.

*crumples up paper, tosses it away*

At least we get to watch Reenk have some more fun.

BAH!

[[MAFIA] Nick]

From what darkness does this failure come? If only we could perceive that which has come before; then, and only then would we understand.

Further, I fear Reenk has become a self-moving soul. Rocco-guy, do you betray us? This must be the terrible Truth of the Reenk: he makes us love!

Bah! There must be a way! This place must have secrets! EVERYTHING OLD HAS SECRETS...

[[MAFIA] Vito]

It could be the old "leave 'em in suspense for a night because I can" trick.