Why Is Cutting Off A Mans Penis Funny?
There is a bad word at the begining, I implore you to get over it.
Do you think a round table of men could laugh about drugging a woman and then mutilating her genitals?
That's a rhectorical. They would all be fired.
I'm just pointing out some plain old hypocricsy.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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In 'victimhood' poker, men are at the bottom of the pile.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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Fixed.Originally Posted by InsaneApache
"When the candles are out all women are fair."
-Plutarch, Coniugia Praecepta 46
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Fixed properly.
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Thanks guys.
I actually met a woman who sincerely believed that all men are peadophiles and rapists. As batty as a bat in a Belfry.
Last edited by InsaneApache; 07-20-2011 at 17:01.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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Oh yes, let's all gather round and bitch and whine about how awful it is to be male.... Gawd. Get over yerselves.
Also, just graze the nuts, that's plenty......
Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban
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Well, it is awful, for one, I actually need skills to get somewhere in life AND I am expected to work full time jobs, how outrageous. Life would be so much easier with boobies.
Last edited by Skullheadhq; 07-20-2011 at 20:21.
"When the candles are out all women are fair."
-Plutarch, Coniugia Praecepta 46
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Oh yes lets gather round and bitch about how much harder it is to be a woman...... Gawd. Get over yourself.
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My white atheist heterosexual non-handicapped penis is doing just fine, thank you. Must be the christian penises that draw all the venom.
AII
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
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*out of the darkness comes the glimmer of a pun. vladimir steadies himself*
Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
Down with dried flowers!
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Many a man's penis is already mutilated, it's called circumcision.
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I'm not a woman.
Been a while since we had a snipping thread....
Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban
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'tis true, the horror is truly staggering - that we cut off little boys' winkles without their consent.
"If it wears trousers generally I don't pay attention."
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Fireman!
Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban
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feeling very cocksure are we? :P
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I find those types of women's shows hilarious. Not dissing women in general, you have to be a very specific type of middle-aged woman to end up on those shows. Hilarity ensues...
At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.
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Clearly you've spent many an afternoon watching Loose Women.
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Well yea but in fairness, all of my pants were in the wash
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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Oh that's just the beginning. Don't forget Jeremy Kyle, the Wright Stuff, Bargain Hunt, Cash in the Attic, Diagnosis Murder, Murder She Wrote, Countdown, Deal or No Deal, capped off with the Five afternoon movie.
I used my time at University well.
At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.
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I don't know, guess ya had to be there.Why Is Cutting Off A Mans Penis Funny?
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
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LMFAO.Clearly you've spent many an afternoon watching Loose Women.
Last edited by InsaneApache; 07-21-2011 at 02:45.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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Being the clown that I am, I have often entertained the idea of gutting off my own penis, ya know for laughs.
Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!
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It was the same at Medical School when dissection got to the male genetalia a lot of the women were enthusiastically saying what they were going to do. Perfectly fine, apparently.
Its odd that women can state such statements as "all men rapists" (paedophiles is slightly different, as we have in the last few hundred of years tried to reprogramme millions of years of evolution in artificially setting what is an adult based on age, not on sexual development) and that is fine. But anyone wants to say "all women want to be raped" or "tweenies instincitively want to try it on with older men?"
An enemy that wishes to die for their country is the best sort to face - you both have the same aim in mind.
Science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings.
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I work with women who even think the innocent men have the potential to be paedophiles and rapists.
Wooooo!!!
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Me a paedophile? No. But I wouldn't be averse to cutting off a woman's penis. Provided that it's consensual.
AII
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
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I support total castration as punishments for pedophilies
Thank God, I'm asian
seriously, we all know that christian, white, heterosexual, non-handicapped men are the most widely accepted victim of discriminations
Last edited by Cute Wolf; 07-21-2011 at 16:11.
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Does that stop them being pedo's though???
They slew him with poison afaid to meet him with the steel
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at least without a penis and nuts, they can't molest their victim again.
or maybe, if they're that sick, we should amuptate their hands as well
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They'd still have wrists. Now, that would hurt.
Castration, chemical or otherwise is more effective.
An enemy that wishes to die for their country is the best sort to face - you both have the same aim in mind.
Science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings.
"If you can't trust the local kleptocrat whom you installed by force and prop up with billions of annual dollars, who can you trust?" Lemur
If you're not a liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative by the time you're 35, you have no brain.
The best argument against democracy is a five minute talk with the average voter. Winston Churchill
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Some day things will start to go right for the Wealthy, Christian, white man... but until then we just have to keep fighting for our rights.seriously, we all know that christian, white, heterosexual, non-handicapped men are the most widely accepted victim of discriminations
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