No but like mine don't smell at all, not even the people in the office can smell them. When I walk by the Colonels desk I crop dust like every morning. I do it my the gymbag roid freak who benches with his head next to my butt while I am doing my old fat guy yoga. I fart in the dining facility, in the mrap, on the helicopter. I fart when I haven't showered in 6 days. I fart right before a trip to the bathroom. No smell. No one smells anything, even when I fake and say "whats that smell?" they are all like "wot?"

So I am inclined to believe that my body is operating in its most optimal of my entire life because my farts have not smelled in over 2 months now.