The lame humour, it feels so right

Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump View Post
I PLAY!
YOU PLAY?

Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
It's already been three hours and we've barely any players voting. Wake up! Wake up sleepyheads!

I had a splendid idea for this particular game. Suppose we "lynch" the player who gets the most votes by the end of each round. I think we might be able to get rid of the mafia that way.
This is pure genius! Let's vote about it, everyone who agrees votes Pizzaguy, and anyone who doesn't agree doesn't vote (obviously)!

Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
Actually, pizza on bagels is a fairly common breakfast or lunch entree. You can enjoy pizza anytime, really.
I think we should lynch dcmort for provoking this response. I always wanted to see someone "hanged on a comma" like Lynne Truss mentions in Eats, shoots and leaves.

Which is also a great joke, by the way. A panda enters a restaurant and orders two sandwiches. When they're served, it gulps them down, draws a pistol and fires it into the air and turns to leave. The waiter goes "what was that about?" and the panda produces a badly-punctuated dictionary before leaving.
"Panda, large mammal native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."