Netherworld III: Final Judgment [Concluded]

[Diamondeye]

The lame humour, it feels so right

I PLAY!

YOU PLAY?

It's already been three hours and we've barely any players voting. Wake up! Wake up sleepyheads!

I had a splendid idea for this particular game. Suppose we "lynch" the player who gets the most votes by the end of each round. I think we might be able to get rid of the mafia that way.

This is pure genius! Let's vote about it, everyone who agrees votes Pizzaguy, and anyone who doesn't agree doesn't vote (obviously)!

Actually, pizza on bagels is a fairly common breakfast or lunch entree. You can enjoy pizza anytime, really.

I think we should lynch dcmort for provoking this response. I always wanted to see someone "hanged on a comma" like Lynne Truss mentions in Eats, shoots and leaves.

Which is also a great joke, by the way. A panda enters a restaurant and orders two sandwiches. When they're served, it gulps them down, draws a pistol and fires it into the air and turns to leave. The waiter goes "what was that about?" and the panda produces a badly-punctuated dictionary before leaving.
"Panda, large mammal native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

[TheLastDays]

HE PLAY!

[Askthepizzaguy]

SHE PLAY?


Not sheep lay, by the way. That's completely different. You're disgusting.

[TheLastDays]

I wonder if I'll get killed during the first night. I always wondered how that felt.

[Diamondeye]

SHE PLAY?

Not sheep lay, by the way. That's completely different. You're disgusting.

Bad Pizza! You know very well I'm not allowed to reply to this with vaguely racistic insults aimed at a clearly defined minority.

I wonder if I'll get killed during the first night. I always wondered how that felt.

*scribbles*

[Renata]

Dangit, that was my joke.

[Askthepizzaguy]

If you think that sheep joke was disgusting, then go ahead and say it. Say "ewe".

[Believer]

If you think that sheep joke was disgusting, then go ahead and say it. Say "ewe".

Ponies?

[Visor]

Hello God Emperor! :P

Kill: God Emperor

[Diamondeye]

Hello God Emperor! :P

Kill: God Emperor

He's trying to kill our God Emperor! This man is clearly scum!

[Visor]

Scum at me bro. :P

[TheLastDays]

He's trying to kill our God Emperor! This man is clearly scum!

I'd say in the context of this game "God Emperor" is probably Mafia-aligned. That means Visor is a vigilante. PRO TOWN ROLE! All doctors save Visor!

[Visor]

^^

Visorslash is lynched the next day.

[TheLastDays]

No no, I've read through the first two Netherworld games. In these games you just claim pro town role and you will never be lynched

[Visor]

But this is Visorslash we're talking about here.

[TheLastDays]

As long as you don't claim Mafia you should be fine.

[Visor]

I'm mafia.

[TheLastDays]

I know.

[Visor]

I'm sorry. I can't help myself.

[TheLastDays]

Then let me help you ... *slaps*!

[Visor]

*Colour rises in cheeks*

Wait a second, I'm NOT mafia!!!

(Still lynched.)

[classical_hero]

SHE PLAY?


Not sheep lay, by the way. That's completely different. You're disgusting.

Who do you think you are, Sean Connery?

[Reenk Roink]

Hypothetically speaking, if you were the doctor, who would you protect the first night? I am just curious.

[TheLastDays]

I hope you're not being serious.

[Chaotix]

No no, I've read through the first two Netherworld games. In these games you just claim pro town role and you will never be lynched

UNTRUE.

Don't fall for this, bro. I did that in Netherworld 2, and they lynched me. And I was a reviver role, too.

Well, I had to kill one person in order to revive another, but still. I was pro-town!

EDIT: By the way, I'm the roleblocker.

[TheLastDays]

Yeah but you claimed it badly

[Askthepizzaguy]

Who do you think you are, Sean Connery?

THE PEN IS MIGHTIER!

Forget about the price, I have to know, does it work, Trebek? Because if it does, I'll take two!

[White_eyes:D]

UNTRUE.

Don't fall for this, bro. I did that in Netherworld 2, and they lynched me. And I was a reviver role, too.

Well, I had to kill one person in order to revive another, but still. I was pro-town!

At least you survived the first night...I was killed instantly and had a good role too.

[Diamondeye]

No no, I've read through the first two Netherworld games. In these games you just claim pro town role and you will never be lynched

Damn you, CCRunner!

THE PEN IS MIGHTIER!

Forget about the price, I have to know, does it work, Trebek? Because if it does, I'll take two!

Did you go nanners or what is happening?

[Romanic]

Damn you, CCRunner!

Wait - Is TLD CCRunner?