Everyone should note that article was from the Onion. Yes i believe you are all stupid enough to believe that was a serious piece

If everyone turned to bio-fuels in a big way I think you might see fuel prices at 1970s levels in short order.

And if you think that bio-fuels made food prices jump, think again. That was oil prices.
Bio fuels like ethanol are at the moment a fail. Your just not right on that count.