The Island [Concluded]

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Vote:Beefy187


Not a good piece of beef. !

[LazyMcCrow]

unvote, vote: ELITEOFMRPEANUTWARMAN888888888

[Xenoneb]

Vote: Visorslash
Always a good lynch.

[Death is yonder]

Well that was fast

Oh well, it was a nice one day vacation

I don't suppose I could have my money back Captain Andres...?

[Earthling]

vote: Beefy187. Best not let inactivity bring us down

[Andres]

Voting concluded. Stand by for execution.

[Andres]

The Island - Day 1 - Conclusion

The tourists kept debating fiercely. Accusations were thrown around seemingly ad random. Most tourists seemed to be more concerned about not being the one to get lynched than actually finding the ones responsible for the killing.

In the end, they chose to execute two tourists! Skooma addict seemed an obvious choice. Somebody who was addicted to illegal substances was obviously a possible killer. The addicts' defense that Skooma didn't exist and was just some sort of drugs that only existed in the fantasy of some creators of a popular video game didn't help. In fact, it even made him more suspicious. Surely, only a real drugs addict could invent such a story!

The other one they wished to execute only had himself to blame. An Island. No food at all. And then you run around with a name like Beefy187? Allthough it had only been a day, most tourists were already starving. Who wouldn't want to eat 187 beef steaks after a day of hunger and emotions?

Suddenly, the human rights watcher started to wave his finger around and yelled that only one person should be executed. This whole procedure was already against all possible human rights and...

"Fine!" Skooma Addict said. "If we're going to lynch only one person, then I suggest we only kill Beefy187."

Suddenly, the peaceful tourist became very pale. Surely, this wasn't what he meant by...

Beefy187's thought process was interupted by the teeth of 29 humans sinking into his flesh...

***

Tally:

Beefy187: 3 (Warman, Earthling, Pizza)
Skooma addict: 3 (edse, Tiaexz, Ishmael)

landlubber: 2 (scottishranger, Cahoma)
Lewwyn: 2 (Daveshack, Oh! TLD)
Warman: 2 (hero di classico, LazyMcCrow)
Visorslash: 2 (Xenoneb, Chaotix)

Arjos: 1 (Jarema)
Ishmael: 1 (God Emperor)
Oh! TLD: 1 (Lewwyn)
Chaotix: 1 (Visorslash)
Daveshack: 1 (Frozen in Ice)
Tiaexcz: 1 (Skooma Addict)
Earthling: 1 (Riedquat)
scottishranger: 1 (landlubber)
Bow-wow-wow: 1 (Arjos)
Frozen in Ice: 1 (Seon)


abstain: 1 (Montomorency)
Not voting: 6 (robbiecon, autolycus, Beefy187, Bow-wow-wow, Memnon, X, the non-existing representative of all non participants (only visible and noticeable by the INFALLIBLE HOST who created him so that there is no mistake; there can't be a mistake, well, there can be mistakes, but not by the INFALLIBLE HOST; that's why he's INFALLIBLE. Also, Jarema will die a gruesome death for daring to insinuate something that could be interpreted as doubting the INFALLIBLE HOST.))


Alive (29/32):
Montmorency
Arjos
landlubber
robbiecon
Ishmael
Pizza
God Emperor
Oh! The Last Days
LazyMcCrow
Cahoma
Riedquat
Seon
autolycus
Lewwyn
Chaotix
Jarema
Daveshack
Tiaexz
edse
Earthling
hero di classico
scottishranger
Warman
Bow-wow-wow
Xenoneb
Visorslash
Memnon
Frozen in Ice
Skooma Addict

Killed (2)
Sasaki Kojiro
Death is yonder

Lynched (1)
Beefy187

WOG/Suicide (0)



Replacements:
Choxorn
TinCow

***

It's now night. PM's please. Night will last +/- 24 hours.

Note: Allthough he was on my sheet, it appears Seon was not included in the playerlist in my posts here. I corrected the list.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

unvote, vote: ELITEOFMRPEANUTWARMAN888888888

What a meanie!

[Jarema]

[COLOR=#222222]
Not voting: 6 (robbiecon, autolycus, Beefy187, Bow-wow-wow, Memnon)

Is it a mistake? Or not? Number 6 and only 5 names...

[Askthepizzaguy]

Why do I feel like Beefy was innocent?

Bah, it will pass. He was delicious, that's what matters.

[Ishmael]

Spare a thought for the local wolverine population! They didn't get to eat me last night; we should at least save some for them.

[Andres]

Is it a mistake? Or not? Number 6 and only 5 names...

LIES

[Ishmael]

There can't be a mistake, well, there can be mistakes, but not by the INFALLIBLE HOST; that's why he's INFALLIBLE. Also, Jarema will die a gruesome death for daring to insinuate something that could be interpreted as doubting the INFALLIBLE HOST.

Note: Allthough he was on my sheet, it appears Seon was not included in the playerlist in my posts here. I corrected the list.

Doesn't sound very infallible to me .

[classical_hero]

Be careful, he has powers, to make that post disappear.


All hail the infallible host: Andres

[Ishmael]

Be careful, he has powers, to make that post disappear.

He doesn't moderate the Gameroom - his evil voodoo moderator powers cannout touch me here! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!

[LazyMcCrow]

Why do I feel like Beefy was innocent?

Bah, it will pass. He was delicious, that's what matters.

I think you are probably right on both counts. I could use some more ketchup though.

What a meanie!

Why were you third to vote for Beefy? Was it
a) Because you are a jittery mafia and you already had a vote on you?
b) Because you are Townie and you hadn't read the thread properly, but noticed ATPG had voted Beefy, so assumed he was a good choice?
c) other?

[Andres]

Be careful, he has powers, to make that post disappear.

He doesn't moderate the Gameroom - his evil voodoo moderator powers cannout touch me here! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!

I have nothing to fear from a mortal who can't even quote properly

[God Emperor]

Why do I feel like Beefy was innocent?

Because you are scum !

[Chaotix]

Awwwww yeah we is cannibals now.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Ishmael is scum.

[LazyMcCrow]

Ishmael is scum.

Well - he does have a pointy stick.

[Beskar]

I don't think LazyMcCrow is scum, look at his avatar, he looks like a sweet'ol grandpa.

[Andres]

The Island - Night 2 - Conclusion

The lonely man on the beach was sitting next to a small campfire. With a big smile on his face, he was looking at a piece of human flesh. While the other tourists had been eating the late Beefy187 raw, he had seen this excellent piece of meat a few feet further. The others ignored this excellent Beefy steak, and so, he had taken it, unnoticed.

He pierced a pointy stick through the flesh and held it above the campfire.

Suddenly, he heard a man coughing. Askthepizzaguy quickly turned around, which saved his life, as his attacker, mislead by the movement, swung a heavy piece of wood and hit air where, only a split of a second before, Pizza's head had been.

His attacker, his face hidden in shadows, looked at Pizza and said:

"I long for a fight with you, just as a thirsty man longs for water."

Askthepizzaguy froze at the sound of the voice of his attacker, a voice which resembled the sound of rotten bones falling on a concrete floor.

His attacker laughed softly.

"But not tonight, Gorbachev."

The attacker turned around and ran away.

Still surprised at his survival, Pizza picked up the pointy stick with the beef and held it back over the campfire, still trembling and not realy sure about what just happened...

***

Mikhail looked at the man sitting on the beach, seemingly enjoying a late night dinner.

Carrying his knife, the only weapon he managed to get here, he sneaked up on Askthepizzaguy.

Pizza was enjoying his beefy so much, that he didn't hear the professional killer coming near.

Mikhail suddenly grabbed Pizza, and he cut his mouth open, right through his cheeks, to his ears, cutting his mouth into a very big grin. Before Pizza realized what was happening, the professional killer was already busy cutting out his tongue. He turned Pizza around and shoved his tongue back into his throat, causing him to choke to death, the arm of his killer to the elbow in his mouth.

***

Hysterically laughing, Richie was running under the palm trees, into the jungle that was the heart of the Island.

Suddenly, he stumbled upon Bow-wow-wow. He didn't slow down, but instead ran even faster, planting his elbow into Bow-wow-wows' stomach upon impact.

The blow caused Bow-wow-wow to throw up his evening meal.

Quickly grabbing a heavy piece of wood, Richie started hitting Bow-wow-wow all over his body, breaking several bones. Once he was sure Bow-wow-wow couldn't defend himself anymore, he stopped.

With a sadistic smile on his face, he walked over to the moaning Bow-wow-wow, examined his body and started to push and move the fractured bones, causing him enormous pain. As Bow-wow-wow's scream of aggony grew louder and louder, Richie laughed more and more hysterically, until Bow-wow-wow finally passed out.

Disappointed, Richie stood up, grabbed a big rock and used it to break Bow-wow-wow's skull open. He hit it several times, until the brains were splattered all over the place.

***
The Island - Day 2

The tourists looked at the mutilated bodies.

It seemed like they didn't find the person or persons responsible for the killings yet.

"Well, at least they did the butchering for us already. Why not having a barbecue while we gather? That pizza dude surely must taste delicious when barbecued properly."

Most tourists nodded in agreement and they combined a nice and cozy barbecue on a sunny beach with finding out who the killers were.

***

Alive (27/32):

Montmorency
Arjos
landlubber
robbiecon
Ishmael
God Emperor
Oh! The Last Days
LazyMcCrow
Cahoma
Riedquat
Seon
autolycus
Lewwyn
Chaotix
Jarema
Daveshack
Tiaexz
edse
Earthling
hero di classico
scottishranger
Warman
Xenoneb
Visorslash
Memnon
Frozen in Ice
Skooma Addict

Killed (4)
Sasaki Kojiro
Death is yonder
Askthepizzaguy
Bow-wow-wow

Lynched (1)
Beefy187

WOG/Suicide (0)



Replacements:
Choxorn
TinCow

***

It's now day. You can start voting. Day will last +/- 24 hours.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Gasp I've been killed. Oh why didn't I see it coming? In retrospect it was so obvious.

*coughCAPOcough*

[Ishmael]

Well - he does have a pointy stick.

I'll have you know I swapped out my pointed stick for a banana! (is anybody getting the references here?)

On a side note, I've always wondered how ATPG tasted. Apparently quite savoury, with a hint of nutmeg.

[Cahoma]

Why were there two different attacks on Pizza? A serial killer AND mafia?

[Riedquat]

Why were there two different attacks on Pizza? A serial killer AND mafia?

And one of us, a resentful townie from Capo I guess...

[Seon]

Vote: Ishmael

Surely you are crazy, sir. He tasted more of... Processed cheese.

[Andres]

Hosts' tally:

Ishmael: 1 (Seon)

Not voting: everybody else.

[Ishmael]

Vote: Ishmael

Surely you are crazy, sir. He tasted more of... Processed cheese.

Obviously you ate the liver. I was eating more around the neck region.

Incidentally, vote: Earthling. His reasoning for voting for Beefy earlier was to get rid of the inactives, which seems more like what the mafia wants than the town.